Javascript implemenation of Life Motto :)

Life Motto

var count = 0,
    sad = function() {
        if (++count === 1) {
            return true;
        }
        return {
            stop: function() {
                console.log("I AM HAPPY!!!!");
            }
        };
    },
    beAwesome = function() {
        console.log("I AM NOW AWESOME!");
    };

// Life motto
if (sad() === true) {
    sad().stop();
    beAwesome();
}

Positive way of thinking. Everybody could be sad only until asked once !