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joke.ps1
Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Speech; $ss = New-Object -TypeName System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer; $ss.Speak('Do you want some up dog?'); $ss.SelectVoice('Microsoft Zira Desktop') ; $ss.Speak('What is up dog?'); $ss.SelectVoice('Microsoft David Desktop'); $ss.Speak('Nothing much, how about you'); $ss.SelectVoice('Microsoft Zira Desktop') ; $ss.Speak('Fuck you Dave!');
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