Transcribed version of http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6947898/google-is-a-guy

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- Next!

- Hello there.
- Is today tomorrow in New Zealand?
- Yes.

- Foot same length Europe
- What?
- Inch same length Europe

- Gmail.com
(Inaudible grumble)

- What is bitcoin?

- Butthole!
- Gross fat butthole dick poop
- Is that what kids are into these days? 
- Are your parents home?

- Misspippi
- Do you mean Mississippi? Hey, I'm not a dictionary!

- My grandson Nathan

- Song that goes <obnoxious humming/meowing>

- Girls college
- College girls ... nude
- Really?!?

- Patrick Castles
- Pat Castles
- Pat Castles funny

- bitcoin market value

- Weed amount legal NYC

- Patrick Castles funny writer college humour
- Are we going to do this all day?

- What is "Prime Meridian"

- Headgog cute
- Do you mean "hedgehog"?
- Headgog cute
- Do you mean "hedgehog"?
- Hedgehogs cute

- Adderall maxdose
- Adderall maxdose 165 pound man
- Okay 
- Adderall-maxdose-165-pound-man-20-years-old
- AdderallOverdoseSigns

- Download Firefox
- Ever heard of Chrome?

- How to buy bitcoin?

- Titanic drawing
- Titanic movie drawing
- Titanic movie drawing scene
- Kate Winslet tits ... Round two!

- Facebook.com my grandson Nathan
- No.

- Dexter based on real?

- Free hamster

- Unbuy bitcoin

- Boston bomber ...
- A real tragedy ...
- ... cute one
- FUCKING SHIT!