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The Generative Giant who had No Heart in its Body
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A king had seven sons, and when the other six went off to find brides, | |
he kept the youngest with him because he could not bear to be parted | |
from them all. They were supposed to bring back a bride for him, as | |
well, but they found a king with six daughters and wooed them, | |
forgetting their brother. But when they returned, they passed too | |
close to a giant's castle, and he turned them all, both princes and | |
princesses, to stone in a fit of rage. | |
When they did not return, the king, their father, tried to prevent | |
their brother from following, but he went. | |
On the way, he helped a buffalo-Unicorn, he helped a panda-cow, he | |
helped a parakeet-Satyr, he helped a gorilla-Demon, he helped a | |
Nix-Goblin, he helped a Imp-gnu, he helped a amiable chimpanzee, he | |
helped a affectionate Minotaur, he helped a humorous wolf, he helped a | |
Angel-jaguar, he helped a Minotaur-Satyr, he helped a Kobold-tiger, he | |
helped a Minotaur-buffalo, he helped a Minotaur-Troll, he helped a | |
Gorgon-Telekhines, he helped a warthog-Harpy, he helped a | |
Kappa-wildcat, he helped a diligent jackal, he helped a | |
boar-Charybdis, he helped a Taraxippus-Elf, he helped a lynx-Sylph, he | |
helped a patient gnu, he helped a Yeti-Hippogriff, he helped a | |
iguana-leopard, he helped a fox-Hippalectryon, he helped a | |
buffalo-woodchuck, he helped a Telekhines-pig, he helped a | |
Manticore-Caucasian Eagle, he helped a ewe-toad, he helped a | |
Dwarf-Hippocampus, he helped a porpoise-Pegasus, he helped a | |
wolverine-Lich, he helped a Pixie-Imp, he helped a quick-witted bull, | |
he helped a Caucasian Eagle-Dwarf, he helped a jackal-gnu, he helped a | |
Giant-Satyr, he helped a parrot-Gargoyle, he helped a self-disciplined | |
Nymph, he helped a Incubus-giraffe, he helped a Ghast-porcupine, he | |
helped a pig-cat, he helped a Siren-Werewolf, he helped a humorous | |
panda, he helped a imaginative Hippalectryon, he helped a cat-Hag, he | |
helped a dingo-Hydra, he helped a coyote-Caucasian Eagle, he helped a | |
lion-coyote, The faithful Succubus let the prince ride on him, | |
instead, and showed him the giant's castle, telling him to go inside. | |
The prince was reluctant fearing the wrath of the giant, but the | |
faithful Succubus consoled him. The faithful Succubus persuaded the | |
prince to enter the castle for there he would encounter not the giant, | |
but the princess the giant kept prisoner. | |
The princess was very beautiful and the prince wanted to know how he | |
could kill the giant and set her and his family free. The princess | |
said that there was no way, as the giant did not keep his heart in his | |
body and therefore could not be killed. When the giant returned, the | |
princess hid the prince, and asked the giant where he kept his heart. | |
He told her that it was under the door sill. The prince and princess | |
dug there the next day and found no heart. The princess strewed | |
flowers over the door sill, and when the giant returned, told him that | |
it was because his heart lay there. The giant admitted it wasn't there | |
and told her it was in the cupboard. As before, the princess and the | |
prince searched, to no avail; once again, the princess strewed | |
garlands of flowers on the cupboard and told the giant it was because | |
his heart was there. Thereupon the giant revealed to her that, in | |
fact, Thereupon the giant revealed to her that, in fact, there was a | |
gross but not altogether repulsive ocean with a camel-skunk, beyond | |
that there was a fluorescent island with a Manticore-chimpanzee, | |
beyond that there was a gross but not altogether repulsive hill with a | |
lion-Hippalectryon, beyond that there was a vast and favorable | |
riverbed with a Witch-mole, beyond that there was a grim river with a | |
Djinn-dingo, beyond that there was a lime scented valley with a insane | |
Minotaur, beyond that there was a sour smelling ocean with a | |
Chimera-Manticore, beyond that there was a dank creek with a | |
Roc-Minotaur, beyond that there was a cold woods with a Zombie-Selkie, | |
beyond that there was a freezing earth with a greedy goat, beyond that | |
there was a humid swamp with a Hobgoblin-capybara, beyond that there | |
was a lime scented marsh with a sheep-Werewolf, beyond that there was | |
a murky creek with a Bugbear-Ghost, beyond that there was a | |
fluorescent pond with a ox-Nix, beyond that there was a fluorescent | |
marsh with a unreliable Cyclops, beyond that there was a grim lake | |
with a insane squirrel, beyond that there was a tepid woods with a | |
hurtful ferret, beyond that there was a cold beach with a Incubus-Elf, | |
beyond that there was a lime scented plain with a Goblin-Taraxippus, | |
beyond that there was a windblown ocean with a pig-ibex, beyond that | |
there was a fluorescent hill with a Wyvern-fish, beyond that there was | |
a stinky peak with a porpoise-koala, beyond that there was a grim | |
swamp with a lumpy polar bear, beyond that there was a gross but not | |
altogether repulsive waterfall with a wombat-Satyr, beyond that there | |
was a windblown sea with a Centaur-Caucasian Eagle, beyond that there | |
was a vast and favorable marsh with a frog-Warg, beyond that there was | |
a whimsical sea with a Hippalectryon-Dryad, beyond that there was a | |
gross but not altogether repulsive island with a Sprite-mole, beyond | |
that there was a vast and favorable woods with a Phoenix-wildcat, | |
beyond that there was a tepid valley with a stupid mule, beyond that | |
there was a lime scented mountain with a prairie dog-Succubus, beyond | |
that there was a freezing pond with a devouring lion, beyond that | |
there was a grim waterfall with a Kappa-Centaur, beyond that there was | |
a fluorescent valley with a Manticore-Synthian Dracanus, beyond that | |
there was a damp swamp with a moaning grizzly bear, beyond that there | |
was a sour smelling island with a walrus-Oni, beyond that there was a | |
grim stream with a Sasquatch-Selkie, beyond that there was a gross but | |
not altogether repulsive desert with a Fairy-elk, beyond that there | |
was a damp plain with a Kappa-Cyclops, beyond that there was a | |
whimsical marsh with a moose-elephant, beyond that there was a sour | |
smelling riverbed with a prairie dog-Ghoul, beyond that there was a | |
sour smelling creek with a Vampire-newt, beyond that there was a | |
freezing desert with a turtle-Demon, beyond that there was a windblown | |
stream with a whale-Empousai, beyond that there was a freezing desert | |
with a unimaginative Roc, beyond that there was a lime scented hill | |
with a Pixie-Wight, beyond that there was a gross but not altogether | |
repulsive ocean with a Satyr-alligator, beyond that there was a tepid | |
river with a Sphinx-jaguar, beyond that there was a dank lake with a | |
vicious crocodile, beyond that there was a windblown mountain with a | |
elk-bat, and in the elk-bat's nest was an egg; and in the egg was the | |
giant's heart. | |
The prince rode to the gross but not altogether repulsive ocean, where | |
the faithful Succubus jumped to attention. The prince called on the | |
buffalo-Unicorn to defeat the camel-skunk. The buffalo-Unicorn | |
defeated the camel-skunk by using its Ability Creation. The prince | |
rode on to the fluorescent island. The prince called on the panda-cow | |
to defeat the Manticore-chimpanzee. The panda-cow defeated the | |
Manticore-chimpanzee by using its Psionic Inundation. The prince rode | |
on to the gross but not altogether repulsive hill. The prince called | |
on the parakeet-Satyr to defeat the lion-Hippalectryon. The | |
parakeet-Satyr defeated the lion-Hippalectryon by using its Divine | |
Mimicry. The prince rode on to the vast and favorable riverbed. The | |
prince called on the gorilla-Demon to defeat the Witch-mole. The | |
gorilla-Demon defeated the Witch-mole by using its Alchemy. The prince | |
rode on to the grim river. The prince called on the Nix-Goblin to | |
defeat the Djinn-dingo. The Nix-Goblin defeated the Djinn-dingo by | |
using its Summoning. The prince rode on to the lime scented valley. | |
The prince called on the Imp-gnu to defeat the insane Minotaur. The | |
Imp-gnu defeated the insane Minotaur by using its Enhanced Jaw | |
Strength. The prince rode on to the sour smelling ocean. The prince | |
called on the amiable chimpanzee to defeat the Chimera-Manticore. The | |
amiable chimpanzee defeated the Chimera-Manticore by using its Scald | |
Generation . The prince rode on to the dank creek. The prince called | |
on the affectionate Minotaur to defeat the Roc-Minotaur. The | |
affectionate Minotaur defeated the Roc-Minotaur by using its Spirit | |
Mimicry. The prince rode on to the cold woods. The prince called on | |
the humorous wolf to defeat the Zombie-Selkie. The humorous wolf | |
defeated the Zombie-Selkie by using its Tachyon Mimicry. The prince | |
rode on to the freezing earth. The prince called on the Angel-jaguar | |
to defeat the greedy goat. The Angel-jaguar defeated the greedy goat | |
by using its Egyptian Deity Physiology. The prince rode on to the | |
humid swamp. The prince called on the Minotaur-Satyr to defeat the | |
Hobgoblin-capybara. The Minotaur-Satyr defeated the Hobgoblin-capybara | |
by using its Parasite Mimicry. The prince rode on to the lime scented | |
marsh. The prince called on the Kobold-tiger to defeat the | |
sheep-Werewolf. The Kobold-tiger defeated the sheep-Werewolf by using | |
its Undead Mimicry. The prince rode on to the murky creek. The prince | |
called on the Minotaur-buffalo to defeat the Bugbear-Ghost. The | |
Minotaur-buffalo defeated the Bugbear-Ghost by using its Oni Mimicry. | |
The prince rode on to the fluorescent pond. The prince called on the | |
Minotaur-Troll to defeat the ox-Nix. The Minotaur-Troll defeated the | |
ox-Nix by using its Self-Spawn. The prince rode on to the fluorescent | |
marsh. The prince called on the Gorgon-Telekhines to defeat the | |
unreliable Cyclops. The Gorgon-Telekhines defeated the unreliable | |
Cyclops by using its Storm Drain. The prince rode on to the grim lake. | |
The prince called on the warthog-Harpy to defeat the insane squirrel. | |
The warthog-Harpy defeated the insane squirrel by using its Evolution. | |
The prince rode on to the tepid woods. The prince called on the | |
Kappa-wildcat to defeat the hurtful ferret. The Kappa-wildcat defeated | |
the hurtful ferret by using its Inorganic Mimicry. The prince rode on | |
to the cold beach. The prince called on the diligent jackal to defeat | |
the Incubus-Elf. The diligent jackal defeated the Incubus-Elf by using | |
its Light Metal. The prince rode on to the lime scented plain. The | |
prince called on the boar-Charybdis to defeat the Goblin-Taraxippus. | |
The boar-Charybdis defeated the Goblin-Taraxippus by using its Blaze. | |
The prince rode on to the windblown ocean. The prince called on the | |
Taraxippus-Elf to defeat the pig-ibex. The Taraxippus-Elf defeated the | |
pig-ibex by using its Cervid Mimicry. The prince rode on to the | |
fluorescent hill. The prince called on the lynx-Sylph to defeat the | |
Wyvern-fish. The lynx-Sylph defeated the Wyvern-fish by using its | |
Monster Mimicry. The prince rode on to the stinky peak. The prince | |
called on the patient gnu to defeat the porpoise-koala. The patient | |
gnu defeated the porpoise-koala by using its Spider Mimicry . The | |
prince rode on to the grim swamp. The prince called on the | |
Yeti-Hippogriff to defeat the lumpy polar bear. The Yeti-Hippogriff | |
defeated the lumpy polar bear by using its Dowsing. The prince rode on | |
to the gross but not altogether repulsive waterfall. The prince called | |
on the iguana-leopard to defeat the wombat-Satyr. The iguana-leopard | |
defeated the wombat-Satyr by using its Insect Manipulation. The prince | |
rode on to the windblown sea. The prince called on the | |
fox-Hippalectryon to defeat the Centaur-Caucasian Eagle. The | |
fox-Hippalectryon defeated the Centaur-Caucasian Eagle by using its | |
Belief Induction . The prince rode on to the vast and favorable marsh. | |
The prince called on the buffalo-woodchuck to defeat the frog-Warg. | |
The buffalo-woodchuck defeated the frog-Warg by using its Sand Force. | |
The prince rode on to the whimsical sea. The prince called on the | |
Telekhines-pig to defeat the Hippalectryon-Dryad. The Telekhines-pig | |
defeated the Hippalectryon-Dryad by using its Mentifery. The prince | |
rode on to the gross but not altogether repulsive island. The prince | |
called on the Manticore-Caucasian Eagle to defeat the Sprite-mole. The | |
Manticore-Caucasian Eagle defeated the Sprite-mole by using its | |
Summoning. The prince rode on to the vast and favorable woods. The | |
prince called on the ewe-toad to defeat the Phoenix-wildcat. The | |
ewe-toad defeated the Phoenix-wildcat by using its Premonition. The | |
prince rode on to the tepid valley. The prince called on the | |
Dwarf-Hippocampus to defeat the stupid mule. The Dwarf-Hippocampus | |
defeated the stupid mule by using its Suction Cups. The prince rode on | |
to the lime scented mountain. The prince called on the | |
porpoise-Pegasus to defeat the prairie dog-Succubus. The | |
porpoise-Pegasus defeated the prairie dog-Succubus by using its Undead | |
Mimicry. The prince rode on to the freezing pond. The prince called on | |
the wolverine-Lich to defeat the devouring lion. The wolverine-Lich | |
defeated the devouring lion by using its Sand Mimicry. The prince rode | |
on to the grim waterfall. The prince called on the Pixie-Imp to defeat | |
the Kappa-Centaur. The Pixie-Imp defeated the Kappa-Centaur by using | |
its Reality Warping. The prince rode on to the fluorescent valley. The | |
prince called on the quick-witted bull to defeat the | |
Manticore-Synthian Dracanus. The quick-witted bull defeated the | |
Manticore-Synthian Dracanus by using its Power Replication. The prince | |
rode on to the damp swamp. The prince called on the Caucasian | |
Eagle-Dwarf to defeat the moaning grizzly bear. The Caucasian | |
Eagle-Dwarf defeated the moaning grizzly bear by using its | |
Wallcrawling. The prince rode on to the sour smelling island. The | |
prince called on the jackal-gnu to defeat the walrus-Oni. The | |
jackal-gnu defeated the walrus-Oni by using its Levitate. The prince | |
rode on to the grim stream. The prince called on the Giant-Satyr to | |
defeat the Sasquatch-Selkie. The Giant-Satyr defeated the | |
Sasquatch-Selkie by using its Animal Morphing. The prince rode on to | |
the gross but not altogether repulsive desert. The prince called on | |
the parrot-Gargoyle to defeat the Fairy-elk. The parrot-Gargoyle | |
defeated the Fairy-elk by using its Drizzle. The prince rode on to the | |
damp plain. The prince called on the self-disciplined Nymph to defeat | |
the Kappa-Cyclops. The self-disciplined Nymph defeated the | |
Kappa-Cyclops by using its Magician. The prince rode on to the | |
whimsical marsh. The prince called on the Incubus-giraffe to defeat | |
the moose-elephant. The Incubus-giraffe defeated the moose-elephant by | |
using its Sheer Force. The prince rode on to the sour smelling | |
riverbed. The prince called on the Ghast-porcupine to defeat the | |
prairie dog-Ghoul. The Ghast-porcupine defeated the prairie dog-Ghoul | |
by using its Normalize. The prince rode on to the sour smelling creek. | |
The prince called on the pig-cat to defeat the Vampire-newt. The | |
pig-cat defeated the Vampire-newt by using its Furtive Assimilation. | |
The prince rode on to the freezing desert. The prince called on the | |
Siren-Werewolf to defeat the turtle-Demon. The Siren-Werewolf defeated | |
the turtle-Demon by using its Early Bird. The prince rode on to the | |
windblown stream. The prince called on the humorous panda to defeat | |
the whale-Empousai. The humorous panda defeated the whale-Empousai by | |
using its Quantum Manipulation. The prince rode on to the freezing | |
desert. The prince called on the imaginative Hippalectryon to defeat | |
the unimaginative Roc. The imaginative Hippalectryon defeated the | |
unimaginative Roc by using its Precognition. The prince rode on to the | |
lime scented hill. The prince called on the cat-Hag to defeat the | |
Pixie-Wight. The cat-Hag defeated the Pixie-Wight by using its | |
Crustacean Mimicry. The prince rode on to the gross but not altogether | |
repulsive ocean. The prince called on the dingo-Hydra to defeat the | |
Satyr-alligator. The dingo-Hydra defeated the Satyr-alligator by using | |
its Flower Veil. The prince rode on to the tepid river. The prince | |
called on the coyote-Caucasian Eagle to defeat the Sphinx-jaguar. The | |
coyote-Caucasian Eagle defeated the Sphinx-jaguar by using its | |
Animation. The prince rode on to the dank lake. The prince called on | |
the lion-coyote to defeat the vicious crocodile. The lion-coyote | |
defeated the vicious crocodile by using its Power Manipulation. The | |
prince rode on to the windblown mountain. The prince called on the | |
faithful Succubus to defeat the elk-bat. The faithful Succubus | |
defeated the elk-bat by using its Ink Manipulation. The faithful | |
Succubus gave the prince the egg, and told him to squeeze it. When he | |
did, the giant screamed. The faithful Succubus told him to squeeze it | |
again, and the giant promised anything if he would spare his life. The | |
prince told him to change his brothers and their brides back to life, | |
and the giant did so. Then the prince squeezed the egg into two and | |
went home with the giant's captive princess as his bride; accompanying | |
him were his brothers and their brides, and the king rejoiced. |
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