lolwut.php

<?php

class Lolwut {
    const string = "I'm string";
    const const = "I'm const";
    const public = "I'm public";
    const use = "I'm use";
    const if = "I'm if";
    
    //const class = "Class"; // this fails:
}

echo Lolwut::string . PHP_EOL;
echo Lolwut::const . PHP_EOL;
echo Lolwut::public . PHP_EOL;
echo Lolwut::use . PHP_EOL;
echo Lolwut::if . PHP_EOL;