UITableViewController+GerlachianMethod.m

- (UITableViewCell *)tableView:(UITableView *)tableView cellForRowAtIndexPath:(NSIndexPath *)indexPath {
    
    static NSString *const cellContactIdentifier = @"ContactInfoCell";
    static NSString *const cellCompanyIdentifier = @"CompanyCell";
    static NSString *const cellDeleteIdentifier = @"DeleteCell";
    static NSString *const cellDatePickerIdentifier = @"DatePicker";
    static NSString *const cellAddPhoneIdentifier = @"AddPhoneCell";
    static NSString *const cellAddressIdentifier = @"AddressCell";
    static NSString *const cellCommentIdentifier = @"CommentCell";
    static NSString *const cellMobilePhoneIdentifier = @"MobilePhoneCell";
    
    NSString *cellIdentifier;
    UITableViewCell *cell;
    
    NSInteger logicalRow = (self.mode == ContactDetailsModeNormal) ? [self physicalIndexPathToWhatEverRowsWeHaveDataFor:indexPath] : [self physicalIndexPathToLogicalIndex:indexPath];
    
    if(indexPath.section == 3)
        cellIdentifier = cellDeleteIdentifier;
    else if(indexPath.section == 0 &&
            logicalRow == kContactDetailsAccountCell)
        cellIdentifier = cellCompanyIdentifier;
    else if(indexPath.section == 1 &&
            indexPath.row == 0)
        // The date cell uses the Company Cell identifier
        cellIdentifier = cellCompanyIdentifier;
    else if(indexPath.section == 1 &&
            indexPath.row == 1)
        cellIdentifier = cellDatePickerIdentifier;
    else if(indexPath.section == 0 &&
            logicalRow == kContactDetailsAddressCell)
        cellIdentifier = cellAddressIdentifier;
    else if(indexPath.section == 0 &&
            tableView.isEditing &&
            self.contact.phones.count != 3 &&
            logicalRow == kContactDetailsPhoneNumbersCell + self.contact.phones.count)
        cellIdentifier = cellAddPhoneIdentifier;
    else if(indexPath.section == 2)
        cellIdentifier = cellCommentIdentifier;
    else
        cellIdentifier = cellContactIdentifier;
    
    NSString *name;
    NSString *value;
    ContactDetailsCell cellType;
    UIKeyboardType keyboardType;
    UIReturnKeyType returnKeyType;
    
    JGSurveyContactAddress *address = [self.contact.addresses firstObject];
    
    if (!((indexPath.section == 1 && indexPath.row == 0) ||
        (indexPath.section == 1 && indexPath.row == 1) ||
        (indexPath.section == 2) ||
        (indexPath.section == 0 && tableView.isEditing && self.contact.phones.count != 3 && indexPath.row == kContactDetailsPhoneNumbersCell + self.contact.phones.count))) {
        switch(logicalRow) {
            case kContactDetailsFirstNameCell:
                name = @"First Name";
                value = self.contact.firstName;
                cellType = kContactDetailsFirstNameCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsLastNameCell:
                name = @"Last Name";
                value = self.contact.lastName;
                cellType = kContactDetailsLastNameCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsAccountCell:
                name = @"Account";
                value = self.contact.accountName;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsTitleCell:
                name = @"Title";
                value = self.contact.title;
                cellType = kContactDetailsTitleCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsAddressCell:
                value = address.address;
                cellType = kContactDetailsAddressCell;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsWebsiteCell:
                name = @"Website";
                value = self.contact.website;
                cellType = kContactDetailsWebsiteCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeURL;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsDepartmentCell:
                name = @"Department";
                value = self.contact.department;
                cellType = kContactDetailsDepartmentCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsManagerCell:
                name = @"Manager";
                value = self.contact.manager;
                cellType = kContactDetailsManagerCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsAssistantNameCell:
                name = @"Asst. Name";
                value = self.contact.assistantName;
                cellType = kContactDetailsAssistantNameCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsAssistantPhoneCell:
                name = @"Asst. Phone";
                value = [self.contact.assistantPhone displayPhoneNumberAsStringWithExtension:self.contact.assistantPhoneExt];
                cellType = kContactDetailsAssistantPhoneCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypePhonePad;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsAssistantEmailCell:
                name = @"Asst. Email";
                value = self.contact.assistantEmail;
                cellType = kContactDetailsAssistantEmailCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeEmailAddress;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            case kContactDetailsEmailCell:
                name = @"Email";
                value = self.contact.email;
                cellType = kContactDetailsEmailCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeEmailAddress;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
                break;
            default: {
                NSUInteger phoneIndex = (logicalRow - kContactDetailsPhoneNumbersCell);
                JGSurveyContactPhone *phone = [self.contact.phones objectAtIndex:phoneIndex];
                value = [phone.phoneNumber displayPhoneNumberAsStringWithExtension:phone.extension];
                if (![tableView isEditing] && [phone.label isEqualToString:@"Mobile"] && [MFMessageComposeViewController canSendText]) {
                    cellIdentifier = cellMobilePhoneIdentifier;
                }
                name = phone.label;
                cellType = kContactDetailsPhoneNumbersCell;
                keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypePhonePad;
                returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
            }   break;
        }
    }
    
    cell = [tableView dequeueReusableCellWithIdentifier:cellIdentifier];
    
    if(indexPath.section == 3)
        // Return the delete cell
        return cell;
    
    else if(indexPath.section == 1 &&
            indexPath.row == 0) {
        // Date cells
        name = @"Birthday";
        value = [self displayBirthdayAsString:self.contact.birthday];
        cellType = kContactDetailsBirthdayCell;
        keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
        returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyNext;
    }
    else if(indexPath.section == 1 &&
            indexPath.row == 1) {
        // Return the date picker cell
        UIDatePicker *datePicker = (UIDatePicker *)[cell viewWithTag:kDatePickerTag];
        // Don't allow dates past today
        [datePicker setMaximumDate:[NSDate date]];
        return cell;
    }
    else if(indexPath.section == 2) {
        // Notes cell
        name = @"Comment";
        value = self.contact.note;
        cellType = kContactDetailsNoteCell;
        keyboardType = UIKeyboardTypeASCIICapable;
        returnKeyType = UIReturnKeyDone;
    }
    else if(indexPath.section == 0 &&
            tableView.isEditing &&
            self.contact.phones.count != 3 &&
            indexPath.row == kContactDetailsPhoneNumbersCell + self.contact.phones.count) {
        // If we're beyond the length of the phone numbers, then it's the add cell.
        cell.textLabel.textColor = self.view.tintColor;
        return cell;
    }
    
    cell.textLabel.text = name;
    
    if(cellIdentifier == cellContactIdentifier) {
        JGContactInfoDetailTableViewCell *contactCell = (JGContactInfoDetailTableViewCell *)cell;
        if(value.length) {
            contactCell.detailTextField.text = value;
            [contactCell.detailTextField sizeToFit];
        }
        else {
            contactCell.detailTextField.text = nil;
        }
        contactCell.cellType = cellType;

        contactCell.detailTextField.keyboardType = keyboardType;
        contactCell.detailTextField.returnKeyType = returnKeyType;

        if(![tableView isEditing] &&
           !(cellType == kContactDetailsPhoneNumbersCell ||
            cellType == kContactDetailsEmailCell))
            contactCell.selectionStyle = UITableViewCellSelectionStyleNone;
        
        // Don't autocorrect for anything except for the notes cell
        contactCell.detailTextField.autocorrectionType = UITextAutocorrectionTypeNo;
        
        // Reset warning for invalid data if we're rebuilding the cell
        [contactCell.detailTextField setRequiresInput:NO];
        
        if(cellType == kContactDetailsFirstNameCell ||
           cellType == kContactDetailsLastNameCell ||
           cellType == kContactDetailsTitleCell ||
           cellType == kContactDetailsDepartmentCell) {
            // Capitalize the first character
            contactCell.detailTextField.autocapitalizationType = UITextAutocapitalizationTypeSentences;
        }
        else if(cellType == kContactDetailsWebsiteCell ||
                cellType == kContactDetailsManagerCell ||
                cellType == kContactDetailsAssistantNameCell) {
            // Capitalize each word
            contactCell.detailTextField.autocapitalizationType = UITextAutocapitalizationTypeSentences;
        }
        else
            contactCell.detailTextField.autocapitalizationType = UITextAutocapitalizationTypeNone;
        
        if((cellType == kContactDetailsEmailCell ||
            cellType == kContactDetailsAssistantEmailCell) &&
           value.length) {
            contactCell.accessoryView = [[UIImageView alloc] initWithImage:[UIImage imageNamed:@"email"]];
            contactCell.editingAccessoryType = UITableViewCellAccessoryNone;
        }
        else if((cellType == kContactDetailsPhoneNumbersCell ||
                 cellType == kContactDetailsAssistantPhoneCell) &&
                value.length) {

            contactCell.accessoryView = [[UIImageView alloc] initWithImage:[UIImage imageNamed:@"phone"]];
            contactCell.editingAccessoryType = UITableViewCellAccessoryDisclosureIndicator;
        }
        else if(cellType == kContactDetailsAssistantPhoneCell) {
            // Show the disclosure indicator even if we don't have a value
            contactCell.editingAccessoryType = UITableViewCellAccessoryDisclosureIndicator;
        }
        else if(cellType == kContactDetailsWebsiteCell &&
                value.length) {
            contactCell.accessoryView = [[UIImageView alloc] initWithImage:[UIImage imageNamed:@"website"]];
            contactCell.editingAccessoryType = UITableViewCellAccessoryNone;
        }
        else {
            contactCell.accessoryView = nil;
            contactCell.editingAccessoryType = UITableViewCellAccessoryNone;
        }
    }
    else if(cellIdentifier == cellAddressIdentifier) {
        JGAddressTwoLineTableViewCell *addressCell = (JGAddressTwoLineTableViewCell *)cell;
        JGSurveyContactAddress *address = [self.contact.addresses firstObject];
        
        if(address) {
            NSMutableString *addressString1 = [NSMutableString new];
            
            [addressString1 appendFormat:@"%@", address.address1 ?: @""];
            
            if(address.address2.length)
                [addressString1 appendFormat:@"\n%@", address.address2];
            
            // Only add the newline if we had an address 1 or 2
            if(address.address1.length ||
               address.address2.length)
                [addressString1 appendString:@"\n"];
            
            if(address.city.length)
                [addressString1 appendFormat:@"%@", address.city];
            
            if(address.state.length) {
                if(address.city.length)
                    [addressString1 appendString:@", "];
                [addressString1 appendFormat:@"%@", address.state];
            }
            
            if(address.zipcode.length)
                [addressString1 appendFormat:@" %@", [address.zipcode displayZipCodeAsString]];
            
            addressCell.addressLine.text = addressString1;
            addressCell.accessoryView = [[UIImageView alloc] initWithImage:[UIImage imageNamed:@"location"]];
        }
        else {
            addressCell.addressLine.text = nil;
        }
    }
    else if(cellIdentifier == cellCommentIdentifier) {
        JGContactCommentTableViewCell *commentCell = (JGContactCommentTableViewCell *)cell;
        if(value.length) {
            commentCell.commentTextView.text = value;
            [commentCell.commentTextView sizeToFit];
        }
        else {
            commentCell.commentTextView.text = nil;
        }
        commentCell.commentTextView.keyboardType = keyboardType;
        commentCell.commentTextView.returnKeyType = returnKeyType;
        commentCell.commentTextView.autocapitalizationType = UITextAutocapitalizationTypeSentences;
        commentCell.commentTextView.autocorrectionType = UITextAutocorrectionTypeYes;
        currentTextView = commentCell.commentTextView;
    }
    else if (cellIdentifier == cellMobilePhoneIdentifier) {
        JGContactTableMobilePhoneCell *mobilePhoneCell = (JGContactTableMobilePhoneCell *)cell;
        
        if(value.length) {
            mobilePhoneCell.detailTextField.text = value;
            [mobilePhoneCell.detailTextField sizeToFit];
        }
        else {
            mobilePhoneCell.detailTextField.text = nil;
        }
        mobilePhoneCell.cellType = cellType;
        mobilePhoneCell.mobilePhoneDelegate = self;
        if([self indexPathIsPhoneNumber:indexPath] &&
           [[[self phoneAtIndexPath:indexPath] phoneNumber] length]) {
            mobilePhoneCell.phoneNumber = [[self phoneAtIndexPath:indexPath] phoneNumber];
        }
    } else {
        cell.detailTextLabel.text = value;
        
        if(cellIdentifier == cellCompanyIdentifier &&
           cellType == kContactDetailsBirthdayCell) {
                cell.accessoryView = nil;
                cell.accessoryType = UITableViewCellAccessoryNone;
                cell.editingAccessoryType = UITableViewCellAccessoryDisclosureIndicator;
        }
        else if(cellIdentifier == cellCompanyIdentifier)
            cell.accessoryType = (self.contact.account && [self isAllowedToTransitionToAccount:self.contact.account]) ? UITableViewCellAccessoryDisclosureIndicator : UITableViewCellAccessoryNone;
        
        if(![tableView isEditing])
            cell.selectionStyle = UITableViewCellSelectionStyleNone;
    }

	[self configureDetailTextViewColorForCell:cell];

    return cell;
}

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