MylesBorins · August 4, 2016 19:17
diff --git a/line-conf-2016.txt b/line-conf-2016.txt
 San Francisco has so many good lines. As connoisseurs of San Francisco's hidden treasures we, the organizers, have decided to curate a day of SF's best lines, along with talks on topics like: Queueing theory, Lines of Poetry, Flatland, Professional Line Waiting, Lines that Can Change Your Life, and more! Talks will last the duration of the line.

 We'll kick off in the mission on the morning of Saturday, the 16th (feel free to take a Lyft Line to the starting location) where attendees will wait to register. Then we'll set out together. Participants are not required to purchase anything at any of the stops, and should consider bringing snacks and water. We'll also have folding stools available for purchase.

 (Rough) Schedule:
 10:00am Line-up for kick-off at Boogaloos at 22nd and Valencia – Receive your lanyard and optional folding chair.
 10:30 Queue at Ritual Coffee on Valencia
 11:15 Tartine! (voted #1 best line in SF 2014)
 12:00pm Bi-Rite Ice Cream (voted #1 best line in SF 2015) / Dolores Park bathroom line
 1:00 Taqueria Pancho Villa
 ... and then line up for the 49, which will take us to ...
 2:30 Swan Oyster Depot (voted #1 best line in SF 2013)
 3:30 Bob's Donuts
 4:30 Biergarten (after-party)

 [NOTE: Line lengths can be unpredictable, so this schedule is likely to evolve. Follow this space (and our group on the Line app!) for updates.]

 Enjoy your afternoon, then join us for the after-after-party:
 8:30pm Bootie @ DNA Lounge: https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2016/07-16.html



 List of Talks/Events:

 Artie Moffa: Your Heartbeat is a Line of Poetry—A quick primer on iambic pentameter

 Sarena P.: Q&A with a professional line waiter from Task Rabbit (100% positive reviews)

 Jules Porter: Cultural Queue Clash - The differences between lines in the UK and Germany

 Andy Issacson: Queueing Theory 101

 Torrie Fischer: Lines in Non-Euclidian Geometry - How do they even?

 Michael Morgenstern: Stop Line To Yourself: There's No Point - The shortest distance is not always the best. Learn the benefits of circular and complex-shape relationships to advance your career and spice up your love life. The answer is as plane as π to c.

 Will Doenlen: Hard Lines - Tips, tricks and philosophical frameworks for difficult, lengthy lines

 Add To Queue: An Interactive Playlist by Anna F Sawyer, our musical headliner

 Joe Veix's Hotline: A corporate phone tree parody
	San Francisco has so many good lines. As connoisseurs of San Francisco's hidden treasures we, the organizers, have decided to curate a day of SF's best lines, along with talks on topics like: Queueing theory, Lines of Poetry, Flatland, Professional Line Waiting, Lines that Can Change Your Life, and more! Talks will last the duration of the line.

	We'll kick off in the mission on the morning of Saturday, the 16th (feel free to take a Lyft Line to the starting location) where attendees will wait to register. Then we'll set out together. Participants are not required to purchase anything at any of the stops, and should consider bringing snacks and water. We'll also have folding stools available for purchase.

	(Rough) Schedule:
	10:00am Line-up for kick-off at Boogaloos at 22nd and Valencia – Receive your lanyard and optional folding chair.
	10:30 Queue at Ritual Coffee on Valencia
	11:15 Tartine! (voted #1 best line in SF 2014)
	12:00pm Bi-Rite Ice Cream (voted #1 best line in SF 2015) / Dolores Park bathroom line
	1:00 Taqueria Pancho Villa
	... and then line up for the 49, which will take us to ...
	2:30 Swan Oyster Depot (voted #1 best line in SF 2013)
	3:30 Bob's Donuts
	4:30 Biergarten (after-party)

	[NOTE: Line lengths can be unpredictable, so this schedule is likely to evolve. Follow this space (and our group on the Line app!) for updates.]

	Enjoy your afternoon, then join us for the after-after-party:
	8:30pm Bootie @ DNA Lounge: https://www.dnalounge.com/calendar/2016/07-16.html



	List of Talks/Events:

	Artie Moffa: Your Heartbeat is a Line of Poetry—A quick primer on iambic pentameter

	Sarena P.: Q&A with a professional line waiter from Task Rabbit (100% positive reviews)

	Jules Porter: Cultural Queue Clash - The differences between lines in the UK and Germany

	Andy Issacson: Queueing Theory 101

	Torrie Fischer: Lines in Non-Euclidian Geometry - How do they even?

	Michael Morgenstern: Stop Line To Yourself: There's No Point - The shortest distance is not always the best. Learn the benefits of circular and complex-shape relationships to advance your career and spice up your love life. The answer is as plane as π to c.

	Will Doenlen: Hard Lines - Tips, tricks and philosophical frameworks for difficult, lengthy lines

	Add To Queue: An Interactive Playlist by Anna F Sawyer, our musical headliner

	Joe Veix's Hotline: A corporate phone tree parody