My standard .bashrc for Xubuntu environments

.bashrc

# ~/.bashrc: executed by bash(1) for non-login shells.
# see /usr/share/doc/bash/examples/startup-files (in the package bash-doc)
# for examples

# If not running interactively, don't do anything
case $- in
    *i*) ;;
      *) return;;
esac

# don't put duplicate lines or lines starting with space in the history.
# See bash(1) for more options
HISTCONTROL=ignoreboth

# append to the history file, don't overwrite it
shopt -s histappend

# for setting history length see HISTSIZE and HISTFILESIZE in bash(1)
HISTSIZE=1000
HISTFILESIZE=2000

# check the window size after each command and, if necessary,
# update the values of LINES and COLUMNS.
shopt -s checkwinsize

# make less more friendly for non-text input files, see lesspipe(1)
[ -x /usr/bin/lesspipe ] && eval "$(SHELL=/bin/sh lesspipe)"

# enable color support of ls and also add handy aliases
if [ -x /usr/bin/dircolors ]; then
    test -r $HOME/.dircolors && eval "$(dircolors -b $HOME/.dircolors)" || eval "$(dircolors -b)"
    alias ls='ls --color=auto'
    alias dir='dir --color=auto'
    alias vdir='vdir --color=auto'

    alias grep='grep --color=auto'
    alias fgrep='fgrep --color=auto'
    alias egrep='egrep --color=auto'
fi


# Alias definitions.
# You may want to put all your additions into a separate file like
# ~/.bash_aliases, instead of adding them here directly.
# See /usr/share/doc/bash-doc/examples in the bash-doc package.

if [ -f $HOME/.bash_aliases ]; then
    . $HOME/.bash_aliases
fi

# thefuck!
eval "$(thefuck --alias)"

export DEVELOPER_APPLICATION_READY=developer_development

# http2 curl
export LD_LIBRARY_PATH=/usr/local/lib

# arcanist
export PATH=$PATH:/usr/bin/arcanist/bin/

#  SETUP CONSTANTS
#  Bunch-o-predefined colors.  Makes reading code easier than escape sequences.

# Reset
Color_Off="\[\033[0m\]"       # Text Reset

# Regular Colors
Black="\[\033[0;30m\]"        # Black
Red="\[\033[0;31m\]"          # Red
Green="\[\033[0;32m\]"        # Green
Yellow="\[\033[0;33m\]"       # Yellow
Blue="\[\033[0;34m\]"         # Blue
Purple="\[\033[0;35m\]"       # Purple
Cyan="\[\033[0;36m\]"         # Cyan
White="\[\033[0;37m\]"        # White

# Bold
BBlack="\[\033[1;30m\]"       # Black
BRed="\[\033[1;31m\]"         # Red
BGreen="\[\033[1;32m\]"       # Green
BYellow="\[\033[1;33m\]"      # Yellow
BBlue="\[\033[1;34m\]"        # Blue
BPurple="\[\033[1;35m\]"      # Purple
BCyan="\[\033[1;36m\]"        # Cyan
BWhite="\[\033[1;37m\]"       # White

# Underline
UBlack="\[\033[4;30m\]"       # Black
URed="\[\033[4;31m\]"         # Red
UGreen="\[\033[4;32m\]"       # Green
UYellow="\[\033[4;33m\]"      # Yellow
UBlue="\[\033[4;34m\]"        # Blue
UPurple="\[\033[4;35m\]"      # Purple
UCyan="\[\033[4;36m\]"        # Cyan
UWhite="\[\033[4;37m\]"       # White

# Background
On_Black="\[\033[40m\]"       # Black
On_Red="\[\033[41m\]"         # Red
On_Green="\[\033[42m\]"       # Green
On_Yellow="\[\033[43m\]"      # Yellow
On_Blue="\[\033[44m\]"        # Blue
On_Purple="\[\033[45m\]"      # Purple
On_Cyan="\[\033[46m\]"        # Cyan
On_White="\[\033[47m\]"       # White

# High Intensty
IBlack="\[\033[0;90m\]"       # Black
IRed="\[\033[0;91m\]"         # Red
IGreen="\[\033[0;92m\]"       # Green
IYellow="\[\033[0;93m\]"      # Yellow
IBlue="\[\033[0;94m\]"        # Blue
IPurple="\[\033[0;95m\]"      # Purple
ICyan="\[\033[0;96m\]"        # Cyan
IWhite="\[\033[0;97m\]"       # White

# Bold High Intensty
BIBlack="\[\033[1;90m\]"      # Black
BIRed="\[\033[1;91m\]"        # Red
BIGreen="\[\033[1;92m\]"      # Green
BIYellow="\[\033[1;93m\]"     # Yellow
BIBlue="\[\033[1;94m\]"       # Blue
BIPurple="\[\033[1;95m\]"     # Purple
BICyan="\[\033[1;96m\]"       # Cyan
BIWhite="\[\033[1;97m\]"      # White

# High Intensty backgrounds
On_IBlack="\[\033[0;100m\]"   # Black
On_IRed="\[\033[0;101m\]"     # Red
On_IGreen="\[\033[0;102m\]"   # Green
On_IYellow="\[\033[0;103m\]"  # Yellow
On_IBlue="\[\033[0;104m\]"    # Blue
On_IPurple="\[\033[10;95m\]"  # Purple
On_ICyan="\[\033[0;106m\]"    # Cyan
On_IWhite="\[\033[0;107m\]"   # White

# Various variables you might want for your PS1 prompt instead
Time12h="\T"
Time12a="\@"
PathShort="\w"
PathFull="\W"
NewLine="\n"
Jobs="\j"


# This PS1 snippet was adopted from code for MAC/BSD I saw from: http://allancraig.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=108:ps1-export-command-for-git&catid=45:general&Itemid=96
# I tweaked it to work on UBUNTU 11.04 & 11.10 plus made it mo' better

source $HOME/.rvm/scripts/rvm;
source $HOME/.git-completion.bash;
source $HOME/.git-prompt.sh;

export PS1=$IBlack$Time12h$Color_Off'$(git branch &>/dev/null;\
if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then \
  echo "$(echo `git status` | grep "nothing to commit" > /dev/null 2>&1; \
  if [ "$?" -eq "0" ]; then \
    # @4 - Clean repository - nothing to commit
    echo "'$Green'"$(__git_ps1 " (%s)"); \
  else \
    # @5 - Changes to working tree
    echo "'$IRed'"$(__git_ps1 " (%s)"); \
  fi) '$BIYellow$PathShort$BIRed' → '$Color_Off' "; \
else \
  # @2 - Prompt when not in GIT repo
  echo " '$Yellow$PathShort$BIRed' → '$Color_Off' "; \
fi)'


# aliases
commit() {
  git commit -m "$1";
}

push() {
  git push $1 $2;
}

pull() {
  git pull $1 $2;
}

fetch() {
  git fetch $1;
}

check-out() {
  git checkout $1;
}

cherry-pit() {
  git rebase -p --onto $1^ $1;
}

cherry-pick() {
  git cherry-pick $1^..$2;
}

docker-kill() {
  sudo docker stop $(sudo docker ps -aq) && sudo docker rm $(sudo docker ps -aq);
}


alias gs="git status"
alias gb="git branch"
alias ga="git add -A"
alias gc=commit
alias gpll=pull
alias gf=fetch
alias gco=check-out
alias gpsh=push
alias gcpit=cherry-pit
alias gcpick=cherry-pick

sbash() {
 BashPath="$HOME/Code/gists/env/"
 cat $HOME/.bashrc > $BashPath.bashrc && git -C $BashPath add .bashrc && git -C $BashPath commit -m "Update .bashrc" && git -C $BashPath push origin master
}

alias apache-res="sudo service apache2 restart"
alias rebash="source $HOME/.bashrc"

# some more ls aliases
alias ll='ls -alF'
alias la='ls -A'
alias l='ls -CF'

# Add an "alert" alias for long running commands.  Use like so:
#   sleep 10; alert
alias alert='notify-send --urgency=low -i "$([ $? = 0 ] && echo terminal || echo error)" "$(history|tail -n1|sed -e '\''s/^\s*[0-9]\+\s*//;s/[;&|]\s*alert$//'\'')"'

# Work-related aliases
alias pivot="npm run build:pivot"
alias dev="npm run dev"

# Useful Environment Variables
export env URL=http://develop.pivot.local
export env TEST=http://nhcs.pivot.local
export env BROWSER=chrome

export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/.rvm/bin" # Add RVM to PATH for scripting

export NVM_DIR="/home/alex/.nvm"
[ -s "$NVM_DIR/nvm.sh" ] && . "$NVM_DIR/nvm.sh"  # This loads nvm