A funny function that congratulates everybody with 'happy new 1357002013'th UNIX timestamp'... well, in Russian.

newyear2013.rb

# encoding: utf-8
#
# Prerequisites:
#   sudo gem install colorize
# 
# Example usage:
#   $ irb -r './newyear2013.rb'
#   irb(main):001:0> congratulate! :everybody
#
require 'colorize'
def congratulate!(a)
  puts "\n             С Новым                \n\n " +
       "          1357002013-м              \n\n".light_green +
       "          таймстэмпом!!!             \n\n"
  "Урааааа!!!"
end