Bind attributes using decorators and meta classes.

bindto.py

def bindto(target):
    def set_attr(name, value):
        if name == "__new__" and isinstance(target, type):
            setattr(target, name, staticmethod(value))
        else:
            setattr(target, name, value)

    def bind_class(cls, name, bases, members):
        for key, value in members.items():
            set_attr(key, value)
        return target

    def bind_decorator(cls, thing):
        if not hasattr(thing, "__name__") and hasattr(thing, "__func__"):
            set_attr(thing.__func__.__name__, thing)
        else:
            set_attr(thing.__name__, thing)

    Bind = type("Bind", (), {"__call__": bind_decorator})()
    Bind.__class__.__new__ = staticmethod(bind_class)
    return Bind