hey-jude.php

<?php
/**
 * Plugin Name: Hey Jude
 * Description: This would have probably happened if Matt Mullenweg was a Beatles fan. (Based off Hello Dolly)
 * Version: 1.0
 * Author: Nikhil Vimal 
*/

 function hey_jude_get_lyric() {
	/** These are the lyrics to Hey Jude */
	$lyrics = "Hey Jude
	Na, Na Na, Na Na Na Na";

	// Remember to split it into lines....
	$lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );

	// Then you begin to make it random ,random , random...
	return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );
}

// Take a sad echo, and position it later...
function hey_jude() {
	$chosen = hey_jude_get_lyric();
	echo "<p id='jude'>$chosen</p>";
}


// For well you know that it's an admin_notice who plays it cool
add_action( 'admin_notices', 'hey_jude' );

// The CSS you need is on your shoulder
function jude_css() {
	// RTL, you'll do.
	$x = is_rtl() ? 'left' : 'right';

	echo "
	<style type='text/css'>
	#jude {
		float: $x;
		padding-$x: 15px;
		padding-top: 5px;		
		margin: 0;
		font-size: 11px;
	}
	</style>
	";
}

add_action( 'admin_head', 'jude_css' );

?>