MAKE A WEBPAGE SCARED AND FRIGHTENED.js

function SHOUTIFIER(nodelist) {
    if ('childNodes' in nodelist && nodelist.childNodes.length != 0) {
        for (x of nodelist.childNodes) {
            SHOUTIFIER(x);
        }
    }
    else {
        if ( nodelist.textContent == '') { return; }
        nodelist.textContent = nodelist.textContent.replace(/[a-zA-Z0-9]/ig, 'A');
    }
}

// NOW CALL SHOUTIFIER(element) WHERE ELEMENT IS THE TOPMOST
// ELEMENT CONTAINING THE WORDS YOU WANT TO BE CONVERTED INTO
// INCESSANT, TERRIFIED SHOUTING

// CASE MATTERS

// IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO REPLACE EVERY WORD ON A PAGE WITH A
// WORD, DO THE FOLLOWING REGEX INSTEAD OF /[a-zA-Z0-9]/ig :
// /\b([a-zA-Z0-9]+?)\b/ig
// AND MAKE SURE TO REPLACE 'A' WITH THE WORD YOU WANT TO BE
// PLASTERED OVER THE POOR WEBSITE INSTEAD

// DO SHOUTIFIER(body) IF YOU'RE FEELING ADVENTUROUS OR SUICIDAL