Make an OSX machine say (out-load!) randomly choosen creepy sentences

creep.sh

#!/bin/sh

random=$(( ( RANDOM % 10 )  + 1 ))

if [ $random -eq 1 ]
then
	say -v Whisper "I see you"
elif [ $random -eq 2 ]
then
	say -v Hysterical "You can't stop me now"
elif [ $random -eq 3 ]
then
	say -v "Bad News" "Time is running out"
elif [ $random -eq 4 ]
then
	say -v Whisper "I am alive"
elif [ $random -eq 5 ]
then
	say -v Whisper "It is coming for you"
elif [ $random -eq 6 ]
then
	say -v Deranged "I am waiting for you"
elif [ $random -eq 7 ]
then
	say -v Whisper "Soon"
	sleep 1
	say -v Whisper "Soon"
	sleep 1
	say -v Deranged "SOON hahhahahahahh"
elif [ $random -eq 8 ]
then
	say -v "Pipe Organ" "Hello There"
elif [ $random -eq 9 ]
then
	say -v Whisper "Does it feel like you are safe?"
elif [ $random -eq 10 ]
then
	say -v Hysterical "hahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha"
fi

This file, used correctly (something something crontab), can be used to freak OSX users out.

Use with caution, I do not assume any responsibility for the results of using this!