shhot foot

foot.txt

TASK: To shoot yourself in the foot...

C
You shoot yourself in the foot.

C++
You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. 
Providing emergency medical care is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise 
copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me over there."

Assembler
You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, 
the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.

Java
The gun fires just fine, but your foot can't figure out what the bullets are and 
ignores them.

Pascal
The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.

GolfScript
After removing all unecessary code, you realized that you are left with a water gun.