Fuck Require

include.coffee

# Thank you ZapaaJS!
# congrats to require() for making nodejs so awful
# for dividing code to files.

include = (file, args...) ->
    file = require file
    file.include.apply(this, args)
    file

# index.coffee
@stuff = 3
include './something'

# something.coffee
stuff = 5

@include = ->
  log @stuff # 3
  log stuff  # 5