promise_shitpost.js

//10x programmers (this shitpost took a fucking hour, wtf):
const rl = require('readline').createInterface({
    input: process.stdin, output: process.stdout
});

let table = {};
const q = (prompt, key) => () => new Promise(res => rl.question(prompt, answer => res(Object.assign(table, { [key]: answer })) ));

Promise.resolve()
	.then(q('what is your name?', 'name'))
	.then(q('what is your job?', 'job'))
	.then(q('what is your age?', 'age'))
	.then(() => console.log(`You are ${table.name} who is a ${table.job} and is ${table.age} years old.`))
	.then(() => rl.close())
;

I think I'm starring this for the effort