senpai will notice me

senpai.js

/**
 * senpai.js v1.0.1
 * @description A document ready state event handler and dispatcher.
 * @author Rayraegah Ownsu
 * @usage bodyIsReady(fn); || bodyIsReady(function () {...}); || bodyIsReady(fn, args); || bodyIsReady(function (args) {...}, ctx);
 *
 * ===========
 * Change log:
 * ===========
 * v1.0.1
 * - Added comments to save lives
 * - Removed explicit variable names
 * - refrence to meme used in variable names
 */

/*! #include meme "I Hope Senpai Will Notice Me" && "My Body is Ready". */
(function(senpai, club) {
    senpai = senpai || "bodyIsReady";
    club = club || window;
    var harem = [];
    var noticed = false;
    var beingNoticedBySenpai = false;
    
    // call this when your body is ready
    // this function protects itself, i.e. senpai will only notice you once
    function notice() {
        if (!noticed) {
            // this must be set to true before we start calling callbacks
            noticed = true;
            for (var i = 0; i < harem.length; i++) {
                harem[i].fn.call(window, harem[i].ctx);
            }
            // allow any closures held by these functions to free
            harem = [];
        }
    }
    
    function myBodyisReady() {
        if ( document.readyState === "complete" ) {
            notice();
        }
    }
    
    club[senpai] = function(callback, context) {
        // to fire asynchronously, but right away
        if (noticed) {
            setTimeout(function() {callback(context);}, 1);
            return;
        } else {
            // add the function and context to the list
            harem.push({fn: callback, ctx: context});
        }
        if (document.readyState === "complete") {
            setTimeout(notice, 1);
        } else if (!beingNoticedBySenpai) {
            if (document.addEventListener) {
                document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", notice, false);
                // backup is window load event
                window.addEventListener("load", notice, false);
            } else {
                // must be IE
                document.attachEvent("onreadystatechange", myBodyisReady);
                window.attachEvent("onload", notice);
            }
            beingNoticedBySenpai = true;
        }
    };
})("bodyIsReady", window);