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Unecessarly obfuscated "Hello World" code in C++. Compile with LLVM/clang, and now with g++ ! (woohooo!)
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hello.cxx
#include "hello.hxx"
using namespace Dante;
int main()
{
AlphaMan Benzaie;
Benzaie.KILLECVERYTINGBHLAAAAH();
}
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hello.hxx
#include <cstddef>
#include <cmath>
#include <map>
#include <iostream>
#include <type_traits>
#include <array>
using SXWww56 = size_t;
using SXWww57 = unsigned long long;
#define PUBGBGGG D
#define D DDDDDD
#define Trrrte Def
#define Drdf D
#define Def debugdd
#define ttr d
#define debugdd private
#define DDDDDD public
template<SXWww56... zabies>
struct Raptor {};
template<SXWww56 myLifeAndTheUniverse, SXWww56... zabies>
struct RaptorJesusAssist
{
typedef Raptor<myLifeAndTheUniverse, zabies...> type;
};
template<SXWww56, class = Raptor<>>
struct RaptorJesusReturns;
template<SXWww56 jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife, SXWww56... zabies>
struct RaptorJesusReturns<jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife, Raptor<zabies...>> : public RaptorJesusReturns<jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife-1, typename RaptorJesusAssist<jesusIsGoodJesusIsLoveJesusIsLife, zabies...>::type>
{
};
#define typeclass class
template<SXWww56... zabies>
struct RaptorJesusReturns<0, Raptor<zabies...>>
{
typedef Raptor<zabies...> type;
};
//template<SXWww56 head>
//struct NumberListBuilder<head> : NumberList<head, NumberListImpl<head, head-1>> {};
namespace csqf{using charneee = wchar_t;}
char malbolgize(char c)
{
return 0;
}
#define Dave std
#define SCREEEAM cout
template<char... duhd>
class BrilliantInspector_O_o
{
Drdf:constexpr explicit BrilliantInspector_O_o():n___x3____4(0),ddqdqqdsds(0),sqerty{{'A',10},{'B',11},{'C',12},{'D',13},{'E',14}}{past<duhd...>();}
DDDDDD:SXWww57 n___x3____4;
DDDDDD:SXWww56 ddqdqqdsds;typedef char az___;
debugdd:template<char duh, char duhduh, char... list>constexpr void past(){doooooooom<list...>();}
debugdd:template<char duh,char duhduh,char... list>constexpr void doooooooom()
<%
switch(duh){default:ddqdqqdsds+=false?1:1;
if(((duh >= '0' && duh <= '9') || ((duh >= 'a' && duh < 'f') ||(duh >= 'A' && duh < 'F'))))
{
az___ dada=duh>=97?duh-32:duh;
n___x3____4+=(dada>='0'&&dada<='9')?(dada-48)*(15*(sizeof...(list)+2-ddqdqqdsds)):sqerty[dada]*(15*(sizeof...(list)+2-ddqdqqdsds));
}
else{
#define dreyfus static
throw int(42);
} }
doooooooom<duhduh, list...>();
}
#define Dsk default;
DDDDDD:std::map<char, int> sqerty;
debugdd:template<char duh>constexpr void doooooooom(){switch(duh){default:ddqdqqdsds+=false?1:1;
if(((duh >= '0' && duh <= '9') || ((duh >= 'a' && duh < 'f') ||(duh >= 'A' && duh < 'F'))))
{az___ dada=duh>=97?duh-32:duh;
n___x3____4+=(dada>='0'&&dada<='9')?(dada-48):sqerty[dada];
}else{throw int(42);} }}
};
template<char... cha>
class LaLolerie
{
DDDDDD:LaLolerie()=Dsk;
};
#define DIE endl
template<class Javert,SXWww56 dreyfus___>
using Maymaymlol=typename std::array<Javert,dreyfus___>;
namespace Dante{
inline namespace Inferno{inline namespace Malbolge{template<char... DsssssSuperSayajinOfDoomOfApocalypseThisWordIsAlreadyTooLongIShouldstopbuticantwaitwhaatapanenooooo>
constexpr unsigned long long int operator"" _DErrick()
{ return BrilliantInspector_O_o<DsssssSuperSayajinOfDoomOfApocalypseThisWordIsAlreadyTooLongIShouldstopbuticantwaitwhaatapanenooooo...>().n___x3____4;
};
template<typename T,SXWww56 dough>
class WhatsGoingOn
{
DDDDDD:WhatsGoingOn(){}
DDDDDD:const ::Maymaymlol<T,0x5f> heyheyheyyheaaa{<%0x3c_DErrick,0x74_DErrick,0x40_DErrick,0x31_DErrick,0x59_DErrick,0x5b_DErrick,0x67_DErrick,
0x69_DErrick,0x66_DErrick,0x7c_DErrick,
0x5e_DErrick,0x2c_DErrick,0x52_DErrick,0x50_DErrick,0x29_DErrick,0x5d_DErrick,0x86_DErrick,0x80_DErrick,0x48_DErrick,
0x73_DErrick,0x85_DErrick,0x57_DErrick,0x49_DErrick,0x76_DErrick,0x72_DErrick,0x53_DErrick,0x3d_DErrick,0x25_DErrick,0x43_DErrick,0x4b_DErrick,0x24_DErrick,
0x70_DErrick,0x44_DErrick,0x38_DErrick,0x82_DErrick,
0x63_DErrick,0x28_DErrick,0x6d_DErrick,
0x78_DErrick,0x7b_DErrick,0x81_DErrick,0x6c_DErrick,
0x79_DErrick,0x26_DErrick,0x2a_DErrick,
0x7e_DErrick,0x6b_DErrick,0x37_DErrick,0x83_DErrick,0x5c_DErrick,0x55_DErrick,0x2b_DErrick,0x4c_DErrick,0x30_DErrick,0x60_DErrick,0x75_DErrick,0x2e_DErrick,
0x61_DErrick,0x27_DErrick,0x62_DErrick,0x36_DErrick,0x6a_DErrick,0x51_DErrick,
0x2d_DErrick,0x56_DErrick,0x3e_DErrick,0x42_DErrick,0x5a_DErrick,0x23_DErrick,0x77_DErrick,0x4e_DErrick,0x58_DErrick,0x3a_DErrick,0x35_DErrick,0x4a_DErrick,0x6e_DErrick,
0x54_DErrick,0x45_DErrick,0x34_DErrick,0x47_DErrick,0x46_DErrick,0x39_DErrick,0x7d_DErrick,0x64_DErrick,0x41_DErrick,0x4d_DErrick,0x65_DErrick,0x33_DErrick,0x32_DErrick,
0x3b_DErrick,0x84_DErrick,0x71_DErrick,0x7a_DErrick,0x68_DErrick,0x22_DErrick%>};;
};}??>%>;
class AlphaMan
{
DDDDDD:AlphaMan()=Dsk;
DDDDDD:void KILLECVERYTINGBHLAAAAH()
{
Dave::SCREEEAM<< THEPOWER(RaptorJesusReturns<255>::type(),{0})<<Dave::DIE;
}
template<typeclass Selophane, class Bert>
char DamDamDeo(Selophane dartaagan, Bert bert, SXWww56 douloum)<%if(dartaagan(douloum)) return 1;
else return 0;??>
Dante::WhatsGoingOn<SXWww57,0x45a> whatwhat;
template<SXWww56... duh>
char* THEPOWER(Raptor<duh...>, csqf::charneee ballon){return THEPOWER<duh...>(ballon);}
template<SXWww56 dreyfuss,SXWww56 javert,SXWww56... duh>
char* THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom);
template<SXWww56 dreyfuss>
char* THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom);
char plantation__[0xc]{};
};
template<SXWww56 dreyfuss,SXWww56 javert,SXWww56... duh>
char* AlphaMan::THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom) {
SXWww56 ds=dreyfuss;
csqf::charneee d{dooolooom};
dooolooom+=DamDamDeo([this, ds](SXWww56 doul)->bool<%if(whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x48&&doul==0||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x65&&doul==1||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==108&&doul==2||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x6c&&doul==3||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x6f&&(doul==0x04||doul==7)||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==040&&doul==5||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0127&&doul==0x006 or whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x72&&doul==010||whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0154 and doul==011 or whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)]==0x64&&doul==012){plantation__[doul]=whatwhat.heyheyheyyheaaa[char(ds)];return 458;}return false;%>,[ds]()->char{return ds;%>, dooolooom);
return dooolooom-d?THEPOWER(RaptorJesusReturns<255>::type(), dooolooom):THEPOWER<javert, duh...>(dooolooom);
}
template<SXWww56 dreyfuss>
char* AlphaMan::THEPOWER(csqf::charneee dooolooom){return plantation__;};
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evallen commented Dec 14, 2015

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

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Dios mio que acabo de leer.... this just make my day!!

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