Java is premade "enterpise-grade" coffee that comes in a disposable metal can with a plastic spigot. Just heat and serve. Unfortunately the mixture is very weak, so there's a bunch of products designed for you to add to it, but you ultimately you still taste the Java underneath.
C++ is soda with lots of additives, that only comes in packages containg 6 assorted flavours, and many people don't like many of the flavours. Some people disagree on which flavours are gross. Hoever, the cans are recyclable, so that's why games use it. Unfortunately easy to cut yourself on the packaging as well.
Golang is a smaller, Plan9-flavoured, fewer ingredient, less water, version of Java. Still comes in a disposable can with a spigot.
Rust is Haskell-flavoured soda with fewer additives that only comes in one flavour, like normal, geez. The packaging is specially designed to prevent you from cutting yourself, unless you purposely remove certain parts. The packaging is also recyclable, but you need to drive to a specific place in town to turn then in and that can be inconvenient.
C is the important raw ingredients used to make C++, without any of the gross flavours or additives. The packaging is also sharp sometimes, but it is also recyclable.
Lisp is raw caffiene suspended in thick flavourless gelatin, that a lot of people think is gross but some people love. "It's so simple and pure", they say. Tey also say that it's much easier to mold into the shape you want it to be. Packaging is very non-recyclable.
Javascript is a thinner Lisp, that has artificial Java flavouring added to it. As you will expect, you cannot recycle the packaging. Surprisingly popular, over time it has received lots of market research and now has been heavily adjusted in ways that most people agree makes it taste better The stuff is awkward to transport, but that hasn't stopped a giant distribution chain from metatisizing. Similar to Java, there's a bunch of products designed for you to add to it, but as ever you can usually taste the Javascript underneath.
Haskell is a somewhat thick base, with a distinctive flavour, that arose from academic research. Many experimental concoctions are made with this as the main ingredient, and this constitutes the primary use of Haskell. Some people drink the stuff straight but that's kind of a weird thing to do. Packaged in non-recyclable, hermetically sealed containers, which preserve the stuff indefinitely until the package is opened.