config.fish

set file ~/.lastapt

# Update packages with apt-get
function aptup
    sudo apt-get update; and sudo apt-get dist-upgrade
end

# Day of week, e.g. Wed
function shortdate
    date +%a
end

# Update $file with shortdate
function updatelastapt
    shortdate > $file
end

touch $file
if test (cat $file) != (shortdate)
    aptup
end

updatelastapt
clear

# Pretty intro
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