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这里是新闻四台的气象学家强尼·尼比斯
This is channel four meteorologist Johnny Nimbus!
 
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在明天节日盛典的举办地为您带来现场直播
Coming at you live from the sight of tomorrow's holiday spectacular.
 
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现在我旁边这位是皮特·鲁尼
And I'm here alongside Pete Rooney,
 
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斯蒂文波因斯圣诞树灯委员会的主席
the Chairman of the Stevens Point tree lighting committee.
 
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皮特先生 我看到了一棵树 树上却没什么灯啊
Now, Pete, I see a tree, not a lot of lights.
 
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别让我们伸手不见五指啊
Don't leave us in the dark.

 
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经典的小笑话
Classic Nimbus.
 
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但说实话 你到底有什么计划呢
But seriously, what have you got planned?
 
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直播现在开始 还是已经开始了
Are we on the air now, like, now now?
 
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开始了啊
Now?
 
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大家好
Hi.
 
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对 我们现在在5万多观众面前直播
Uh, yeah we're live to over 50,000 viewers.
 
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尽管好多人不是换台就是关电视了
Although I think that number drops every second
 
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你还是像个雪人似的僵站着
you stand there like a frozen snowman.
 
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抱歉 强尼 你好 我是玛蒂·鲁尼 联席主席
Excuse me, Johnny. Hi. I'm Maddie Rooney, co-chair.
 
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明天我绝不会让你的手变成圆滚滚的
And think I could shed some light on that.
 
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经典的笑话啊
Classic Maddie.
 
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我们打算用蜡烛把圣诞树装点一新
So we envision a tree completely lit by candles.
 
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而且起名叫“不插电的圣诞节”
And we call it "Christmas unplugged".
 
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嗯 “不插电的圣诞节”
Hmm. "Christmas unplugged".
 
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去年格里斯伍德一家用激光灯把圣诞树点亮了
Well, last year the Griswold family lit their tree with lasers
 
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之后他们操控小飞机飞过人们头顶 撒下了金箔纸 但是不管怎么说
and then they had a stealth bomber fly over and drop tinsel, but hey...
 
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不是每个人都能做到那么好的
I guess not everybody has to try.
 
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- 所以 - 呃 等一下
- So... - Uh, wait.
 
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我还没说完呢
You didn't let me finish.
 
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我们本来打算按刚才说的做 但是后来改主意了
We were going to do the thing that I just said, but then we changed our
 
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我们要做的更大 更好 更炫目多彩
minds and came up with something bigger and better and more awesome-er.
 
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太好了 这才是观众朋友们愿意听到的
All right. That's what Stevens Point wants to hear.
 
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好的 现在告诉我们一些细节吧 你们具体有什么计划
Come on, give me the deets. What have you got planned?
 
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圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.
 
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呃 强尼 我觉得我们的总体规划
Well, Johnny, I think we're trying to keep
 
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还是不要这么早透露出来吧
our master plan kind of under wraps right now.
 
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但是我保证鲁尼一家的圣诞树会成为
But I can promise you that the Rooney tree is going to be
 
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斯蒂文波因斯有史以来最大最好的那一棵
the biggest and the best that Stevens Point has ever seen.
 
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哈 咋样
Bam, what?!
 
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哎呀
Oh-ho!
 
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大伙都听见玛蒂怎么说了
All right. You heard it from Maddie Rooney.
 
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期待吧
Boom, zap!
 
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别忘了明晚来到现场欣赏这棵了不起的树哟
So don't forget to come on down tomorrow night and see this amazing tree!
 
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明晚还有大雪
In the snow!
 
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没错 我这个别具一格的气象学家对多普勒雷达
That's right. Rebel meteorologist Johnny Nimbus is ignoring the mega doppler radar,
 
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和气象基站直接无视 就是为了让大家期待
and every other station in town to guarantee you!
 
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一个大雪纷飞的圣诞节
A white Christmas.
 
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报道结束
Nimbus out.
 
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- 干得好 孩子 - 谢谢
- Great job, kid. - Thanks.
 
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我刚才干了什么啊
What did I just do?
 
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我刚夸下海口说要咱超越格里斯伍德一家的飞机表演秀
I just promised that we could top the Griswolds' tinsel flyby.
 
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为什么我会满嘴跑火车啊
Why did I just promise that?
 
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下次该说话的时候就我来应付吧
Next time, just let me do the talking.

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?
(圣诞歌曲《Up on the Rooftop》) 

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Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?
 
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Up on the housetop click click click.
 
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Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.
 
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珍妮 这真是太美好了
Jenny, that was so great.
 
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这说明我的一切都来源于你啊 丽芙
That means everything coming from you, Liv.
 
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有了这首二重奏和丽芙的独唱
Well between this duet and Liv's solo,
 
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这将会是有史以来最美好的圣诞点灯仪式了
this is going to be the best tree lighting ceremony ever.
 
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哦 谢谢你 鲁尼太太 你的长笛演奏美妙至极
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Rooney, for your wonderful flute playing.
 
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听起来简直是美好与优雅的完美结合啊
It's like listening to beauty share a hug with Grace.
 
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谢谢你的褒奖 珍妮
Well, thank you, Jenny.
 
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在高中的时候我可是个三面手呢
You know, I was a bit of a triple threat in high school myself.
 
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吹长笛 乐队指挥和护旗手都是我
Flute, baton twirling, and flag spinning.
 
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啦啦队员驾到了
Pep squad in the house.
 
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一旦你掌握了挥旗技巧
Once you've mastered the flag twirl...
 
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就一辈子忘不了了
You never forget.
 
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已经深入到我的骨子里了
It's in my bones.
 
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很好 我现在去准备晚餐
Well, I'm gonna go check on dinner.
 
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你们俩接着练习吧 你的声音真好听
Now you girls keep practicing. You sound great.
 
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只要谁和丽芙唱歌 声音都会很好听的
Aw. Everyone sounds great when they're singing with Liv.
 
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因为你听起来像只垂死的海象乱哼哼
Because you sound like a dying walrus.
 
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你真是嘴甜啊
You are just too sweet.
 
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等下 什么
Wait, what?
 
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听好了 金发妞
Listen up, blondie.
 
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我才不会穿这蠢里吧唧的道具服
I'm making some changes starting with this stupid outfit.
 
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我才是演出的主角 我才应该穿你这套衣服
I'm the star of the show. I should have the cool dress!
 
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呃
Um...
 
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我觉得我才是演出的主角 我可是给树点灯的那个啊
I'm pretty sure I'm the star of the show. I am the one lighting the tree,
 
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哦 同时我才是主演过电视剧集的那个哟
oh, and also I'm the one who had her own hit TV show.
 
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如果你敢把我的名气夺走 我会把你碎尸万段并让你死无葬身之地
If you try to steal my spotlight, I will chew you up and spit you out.
 
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鲁尼太太
Mrs. Rooney.
 
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你能开车送我回家吗 我跟我妈说了今晚要给爷爷读故事书
Could you drive me home? I promised Mommy I'd read to grandpa tonight.
 
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哦 你简直完美到极致啊
Well, you are just too good to be true.
 
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当然了 我刚好要买点东西做晚餐 一起走吧
Sure, I was just gonna get some things for dinner. Let's go.
 
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我先和丽芙拥抱一下
Not before I get a hug from Liv.
 
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你给我小心点
Watch your back.

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哦
Oh.
 
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那小姑娘真是个小天使 她还托我带点饼干给你吃
That girl is such an Angel. She insisted that I give you these cookies.
 
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妈 千万别吃
Mom! Don't eat those.
 
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我明白节假日的时候人都有点神魂颠倒的 但你刚才是在干嘛
Now I know we watch our carbs around the holidays, but what was that?
 
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珍妮·肯因是个小魔鬼
Jenny Keene is a monster.
 
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没错
Yeah.
 
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一分钟前还是嘴甜到腻死人
One minute it's "beauty sharing a hug with Grace".
 
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之后就是对我一阵威胁恐吓
And the next it's "watch your back".
 
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亲 这肯定是假的
Honey, that can't be true.
 
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在我开车送她回家的路上 她给我唱了《圣诞节的十二日》
During the ride home, she sang me "the 12 days of Christmas"...
(来自英国的启蒙歌曲，歌词是节日要做的12件事) 

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赞美了我的鞋子 还帮我付了加油的钱
Complimented my shoes, and offered me gas money.
 
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哈 她是个骗子 你的鞋子丑的吓人
Ha! She's a liar. Your shoes are hideous.
 
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亲爱的
Honey...
 
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想想看 这孩子要和丽芙·鲁尼同台演出该是有多么不安啊
Imagine how scared that little girl must be to share a spotlight with Liv Rooney.
 
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我想你说得对
Yeah. I guess you're right.
 
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被我的名望所掩盖真是刺骨啊
Must be so cold there in my shadow.
 
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看 这就是成为一个导师所要面对的问题
Look, this is what being a mentor is all about.
 
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这小姑娘需要你的指导
That little girl needs your guidance.
 
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我猜不同的人紧张的时候会有不同的表现吧
I guess everybody gets nervous in different ways.
 
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有些人紧张的时候会咬手指甲
You know some people chew their fingernails,
 
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而有些人会变成一个小恶魔
and other people turn into a Demon spawn.
 
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那好 我们来放松一下心情吧
Well, let's cheer ourselves up.
 
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我们可以看你爸在镜头前吓得说不出话的那段新闻
We can watch the clip of your Dad freezing up on the news again.
 
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圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.