Liv.And.Maddie.S01E18.part01.srt

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我心静如水
I am calm.

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我浑身放松
I am relaxed.

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我是一棵快乐的树
I am a happy tree.

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你在让我很难做一棵快乐的树
You are making it very hard to be a happy tree!

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抱歉  丽芙  我只是等不及拿到
Sorry, Liv, I'm just... I'm losing my mind

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那封会告诉我是否通过了
waiting for this letter that will tell me

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青奥会选拔的信件
if I made tryouts for the junior Olympics.

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青奥会
Junior Olympics.
（全称  青少年奥林匹克运动会）

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不就是一个代表国家
It's just the chance to play basketball

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打好篮球  外加环球旅行一年
for my country and travel the world for a year

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还能拿到一个写着“美国队万岁”的旅行包嘛
and score a bangin' team usa duffel bag.

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你知道吧  这又不是什么大事
You know what... It's no big deal.

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这可是有史以来最大的事了
It's the biggest deal ever.

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哈  咋样
Bam. What?!

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我回家才没多久她可能就要为了
I just got home and now she might be leaving

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什么“千载难逢”的机会而远走高飞
for some once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

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当一个青奥会运动员而为国争光
to represent our country as a junior olympian?

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她这是有多自私啊
How selfish can she be?

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玛蒂  我真希望你能通过篮球试镜啊
Maddie, I totally hope you do get to do your basketball audition.

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呃  好吧  这其实叫选拔
Okay, well, it's called a tryout.

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管它叫什么呢  我衷心祝愿你大获成功
Well, whatever it is called, I hope you break a leg.

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玛蒂
Maddie.

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门廊上有封信
This was on the porch.

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是我的信
My letter!

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我快要激动得吐了
I'm going to throw up. Okay.

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快  你帮我开信
Okay... you open it.

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别碰它  给我
Don't touch it! Okay.

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准备好了吗
Okay. Ready?

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袜子
Socks?

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“你被乔伊耍了”
"You have been pranked by Joey."

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好呀
Booyah!

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这难道  不好吗
Should be booyah.

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E18.part03.srt

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啊哈
Boom!

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这局的第14个进球
That is 14 in a row.

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你的防守在哪儿呢  小矮子
Where's your defense, little man?

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你肩膀一下三英尺的地方  就在这儿
It is three feet below your shoulders, that's where.

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你怎么能以大欺小来取乐呢
How is this even fun for you?

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我受够了
I'm done here.

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哦  拜托  最后一轮
Oh, come on. One more?

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我只是不想老是纠结于玛蒂和她的青奥会
I'm just trying to keep my mind off Maddie and the junior Olympics.

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我不想这么轻易让她离开
I really don't want her to leave.

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你那里有什么消息吗
Have you heard anything?

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我向来对这种事不闻不问
I keep my nose out of such affairs.

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来吧  最后一轮
Come on. One more game?

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你干嘛不找乔伊来陪你玩
Why don't you just get Joey to play with you?

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他难道能在陶艺课上玩得不亦乐乎么
He's not leaving for his pottery class for a little while.

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等一下  陶艺课
Wait a minute... Pottery class?

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他跟我说他去和僵尸爱好者协会的人见面去了
He told me he was meeting with his zombie appreciation society.

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等等  他对我们撒谎了
Wait, he's lying to us?

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他干嘛要跟我们两个说不一样的谎呢
Why would you lie about doing either of those things?

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说明他在忙乎更悲哀的事儿
Unless you're doing something even more pathetic.

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他到底预谋着什么啊
What do you think he's up to?

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我怎么知道
I don't know.

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这就像快要把嘴里一口大杂烩的食材都品出来时
Just when you think you have a munch all figured out,

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他给你头上丢了颗曲球
he throws you a curveball.
（棒球术语  投球手投出难以预料方向的变化球）


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也许他偷偷交了个女朋友
Maybe he has a secret girlfriend.

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好吧  我们必须要想办法把乔伊的秘密翻出来
Okay, look... we need to figure out what Joey's hiding.

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上次他藏了个秘密  结果我起床看见了床头有64只小白鼠
Last time he had a secret, I woke up with 64 white mice in my bed.

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等等  你是说你对这类事情很感兴趣么
Wait, so are you saying this is an affair you would stick your nose in?

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啊  迪吉
Ah, Diggie...

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我的思维会自动选择需要关注的事情
My nose goes where it's needed.

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嘿  鲁尼
Hey, Rooney.

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青奥会组委会给你消息了吗
Did you hear anything from the junior Olympics people?

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哎呀  还没收到信呢
Ah, no. Still no letter.

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- 天啊 真的么  - 我说了还没信
- Wow, seriously? - I said no letter!

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真对不起  我只是希望你的选拔赛能有个好结果
I'm sorry, I was just hoping for good news about the tryouts.

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噢  天啊
Oh! Wow.

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你的意思是你希望我整整一年离你远远的
Okay, so you're saying you want me to move away for a year?

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这可不是我要说的啊
That's not what I'm saying at all.

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哦  好吧
Oh, okay.

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你压根就不想让我进球队
So then you don't want me to make the team?

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呃  不是  你想咋样我都支持
Oh, wow. No. I want what you want.

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很好
Mm-hmm.

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你怎么想的就绝对是我怎么想的
Exactly as much as you want it.

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嘿  玛蒂
Hey, Maddie.

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收到青奥会的来信了么
Hear anything from junior Olympics?

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不  我发誓如果还有人问我
No! I swear, if one more person...

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嘿  玛蒂
Hey, Maddie!

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你收到
Did you hear...

Liv.And.Maddie.S01E18.part05.srt

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太好了
Yes.

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谢谢你在楼上拍球  玛蒂
Thank you for taking the bouncing upstairs, Maddie.

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真是好听极了
It is so much better!

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抱歉
Sorry.

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我的信有消息了么
Any sign of the mail?

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还没有
No.

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你猜怎么着  我再去看看
You know what... I'll check again.

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尽管八分钟前我还看过一次
Even though it's only been eight minutes since the last time.

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邮差肯定正站在门前准备敲门呢
I'm sure the mailman is standing right there about to knock.

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有一封给玛蒂·鲁尼的挂号信
Got a certified letter for Maddie Rooney.

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好的
Okay.

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祝你一天顺利  再见
Have a good day. Bye.

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青奥会
Junior Olympics.

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我的信到了吗
Did it come?

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呃
Um...

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你看见了我差点要做正确的事
Did you see that moment of hesitation

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之前那一刹那的犹豫么
where I almost did the right thing?

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没有
No.

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没收到信
No mail here.

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挺直接的哈
It was brief.

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但我绝对犹豫过了
But it was there.

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哥们  你穿的是什么
Dude, what are you wearing?

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我们又不是跟乔伊去森林里晃悠
We are not following Joey into the jungle.

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世事难预料啊
You don't know that.

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玛蒂可能要离家之际  你又穿得跟灌木丛似的
So Maddie might move away and now you're dressed like a shrub.

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我麻烦大了  小子
I got big problems, kid.

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没时间磨磨唧唧了
Leave them at the door.

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我们有活要干
We have work to do.

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我在乔伊的手机上装了个全球定位追踪软件
I installed a GPS tracking app on Joey's cell phone...

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他的密码居然就是1234
Would you believe his password was "1234"?

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真是个二货
What a munch.

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绝对是个二货
Total munch.

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你能顺便教我一下怎么更改手机密码么
Hey, can you teach me how to change the password on my phone?

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我的定位软件刚说乔伊进学校了
My GPS app just said Joey entered the school.

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我们刚刚就看着乔伊进学校了
We just saw Joey enter the school.

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我知道
I know.

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这软件真有用  是不
This thing's good, huh?