Liv.And.Maddie.S01E10.part03.srt

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哦  我真激动
Oh, I am so excited 

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你将在第四频道的节日晚会上担任领衔主演  
that you're headlining channel four's holiday spectacular.

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部分是因为这事儿有利于小镇
Partly because it's great for the town,

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但最主要的原因是我已经告诉组委会你会答应的
but mostly because I'd already told the committee you'd say yes.

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我的意思是怎么好意思说不呢
I mean, how can I say no?

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这里是八年前我的一切开始的地方
This is where it all began eight years ago.

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我的小宝贝儿第一次站在舞台上
My little baby's first time out on stage 

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唱出她的心声
singing her little heart out.

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我还记得你唱《寒冷的雪人》《白色圣诞节》
I still remember how you wowed the crowd with "Frosty the Snowman".

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和《小小鼓手》
And "White Christmas".

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时大家无比惊讶的情景
And "Little Drummer Boy".

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当你唱完《哦  耶路撒冷的小镇》的时候
By the time you'd finished "O Little Town of Bethlehem,"

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我简直感觉身临其境
I felt like I'd walked there myself.

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我都不想唱完它
I never wanted it to end.

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其实你几乎没唱完
And it almost didn't.

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丽芙·鲁尼
Liv Rooney?

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你好  我是珍妮·肯恩
Hi. I'm Jenny Keene.

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你好  你就是那个要和我在平安夜
Hi. You are the adorable little girl that I get

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同台演出的可爱小女孩吧
to share the stage with this Christmas Eve.

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我看过你的试唱录像  亲  你确实不错
I watched your audition tape, and you have some serious pipes, young lady.

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有天赋的感觉真爽  是不
It feels so good to be talented, doesn't it?

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我长大了就要像你一样
I want to be just like you when I grow up.

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那你确实走对路了
Well, you are certainly on the right track.

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八年前  我也和你一样
Eight years ago, I was you.

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还是那个眼睛里闪着光的小女孩  
I was a starry-eyed little girl, 

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为了第一次在电视上露面激动了好久
excited to make her first TV appearance.

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节目结束后  我的生活彻底被改变了
And I mean, after this show, my life changed forever.

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这是真的  没有它  丽芙永远不会在镇上的电视广告里
It's true. Without it, Liv never would have been cast

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扮演曼迪 就是那个会唱歌的围巾
in a local commercial as Mandy, the singing muffler.

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曼迪说您的围巾顶级好
Mandy says your muffler is a-okay.

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我们至今还享受打折优惠呢
We still get a discount.

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但我当时确实没有引导我的人  所以我想成为你的引导者
But I didn't really have anyone to guide me, so I wanted to be that for you.

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你也知道  这一行会有点难  最好能有个导师
You know, this industry can get kind of tough, and it's good to have a mentor.

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真是难以置信丽芙·鲁尼将成为我的名人导师 
I can't believe Liv Rooney's going to be my celebrity mentor.

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哦  别叫  名人导师
Oh, stop. Celebrity mentor?

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你不必那样叫我
You don't have to say that...

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我的意思是  要是你非要那样叫我
I mean, you definitely can. 

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我也不反对
I'm not gonna stop you.

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吼吼吼 谁不想去
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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吼吼吼 谁不想去 
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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在屋顶上踢踢踢
Up on the housetop click click click.

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和圣诞尼克一起穿过烟囱 
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

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珍妮  你太棒了 
Jenny, that was so great.

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这说明我的一切都来源于你啊  丽芙
That means everything coming from you, Liv.

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有了这首二重唱和丽芙的独唱
Well between this duet and Liv's solo,

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这将会是最棒的圣诞树点亮仪式
this is going to be the best tree lighting ceremony ever.

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哦  谢谢你优美的长笛演奏  鲁尼女士
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Rooney, for your wonderful flute playing.

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就像听到了美丽和优雅完美融合
It's like listening to beauty share a hug with Grace.

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谢谢你 珍妮
Well, thank you, Jenny.

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你知道 我在高中的时候是个三面手
You know, I was a bit of a triple threat in high school myself.

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吹长笛 乐队指挥和护旗手
Flute, baton twirling, and flag spinning.

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啦啦队驾到啦
Pep squad in the house.

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一旦你掌握了挥旗技巧
Once you've mastered the flag twirl...

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你就会永远铭记的
You never forget.

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就像刻在骨子里了一样
It's in my bones.

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好了 我要去看看晚餐了
Well, I'm gonna go check on dinner.

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你们继续练习吧  你听起来很棒 
Now you girls keep practicing. You sound great.

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呃  每个人和丽芙一起唱的时候  都会听起来很棒的
Aw. Everyone sounds great when they're singing with Liv.

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因为你听起来一只垂死的海象
Because you sound like a dying walrus.

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你太会说话了 
You are just too sweet.

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等等  什么 
Wait, what?

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听着 金发妞
Listen up, blondie.

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我要首先拿这愚蠢的服装开刀
I'm making some changes starting with this stupid outfit.

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我是这场演出的明星  我才配得上很酷的衣服
I'm the star of the show. I should have the cool dress!

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呃
Um...

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我很确定我才是演出的明星  我是那个要点亮树的人
I'm pretty sure I'm the star of the show. I am the one lighting the tree,

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哦  我也是主演过著名电视剧的那个啊
oh, and also I'm the one who had her own hit TV show.

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如果你试图抢走人们对我的目光  我就会把你嚼碎了吐出去
If you try to steal my spotlight, I will chew you up and spit you out.

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鲁尼女士 
Mrs. Rooney.

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你能送我回家么  我答应妈妈今晚要给祖父读书的
Could you drive me home? I promised Mommy I'd read to grandpa tonight.

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哦  你简直完美到极致啊
Well, you are just too good to be true.

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当然可以了  我正要去买些东西做晚餐  一块走吧
Sure, I was just gonna get some things for dinner. Let's go.

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我得先和丽芙拥抱一下
Not before I get a hug from Liv.

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你给我小心点
Watch your back.

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哦 
Oh.

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那个女孩真是个天使 她一定要我给你送些饼干 
That girl is such an Angel. She insisted that I give you these cookies.

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妈妈 千万别吃
Mom! Don't eat those.

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我知道我们过节要注意一下碳水化合物摄入量 但这算怎么回事 
Now I know we watch our carbs around the holidays, but what was that?

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珍妮·肯因是个小怪兽
Jenny Keene is a monster.

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没错
Yeah.

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前一秒还是“美丽和优雅的完美融合” 
One minute it's "beauty sharing a hug with Grace".

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下一秒就变成“你给我小心点” 
And the next it's "watch your back".

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亲爱的  这是不可能的 
Honey, that can't be true.

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刚才在路上  她给我唱了《十二天后是圣诞节》
During the ride home, she sang me "the 12 days of Christmas"...
（英国宗教儿歌 歌词是12天要做的12件事）

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赞美了我的鞋子 帮我付了加油钱 
Complimented my shoes, and offered me gas money.

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哈  她是个骗子  你的鞋很丑
Ha! She's a liar. Your shoes are hideous.

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亲爱的
Honey...

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想象一下那个小女孩要和丽芙·麦蒂同台演出是有多么不安啊
Imagine how scared that little girl must be to share a spotlight with Liv Rooney.

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好吧  我想你是对的
Yeah. I guess you're right.

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被我的名望所掩盖真是寒冷啊
Must be so cold there in my shadow.

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听着 这就是做一个导师所要面对的问题
Look, this is what being a mentor is all about.

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那个小女孩需要你的指导
That little girl needs your guidance.

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我想每个人在紧张的时候都有不同的表现 
I guess everybody gets nervous in different ways.

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你知道的 有些人会咬指甲 
You know some people chew their fingernails,

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其他一些人会变得跟魔鬼一样
and other people turn into a Demon spawn.

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好了  我们来放松一下心情吧
Well, let's cheer ourselves up.

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我们可以再看一次你爸爸在新闻上一动不动的那段
We can watch the clip of your Dad freezing up on the news again.

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圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas.

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圣诞前夜
'Twas the night before Christmas!

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公园之中
And all through the park...

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你们在说啥  嘿  强尼  为啥圣诞树还不亮
There are a bunch of people saying "hey, Johnny, why's that tree still dark?"

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怎么回事哈
Huh?

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好咧  伙计们  演出开始前
All right, folks. Well, before our big show-stopping solo,

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丽芙·鲁尼将要为我们点亮这棵圣诞树
Liv Rooney has the honor of lighting that tree.

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不如我们把她叫出来  来
So let's get her out here, huh? Come on.

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谢谢你  强尼  能由我来点亮这棵树真是个荣幸
Thank you, Johnny. Lighting this tree is a great honor...

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现在我想要把这个荣幸给一个及其年轻的
But it is one that I would like to pass on to the young and...

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及其出色的小甜心  珍妮·肯恩
Very talented Jenny Keene.

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欢迎她
This is her moment.

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也许珍妮需要一个真正关心她的人
Maybe all Jenny needed was that one person to truly care about her

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引导她走向至善至美呢
so that she could blossom into the greatest version of herself.

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给我走开  你这个金发女
Get off my stage, blondie.

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好吧  也许是我错了
Okay. Maybe not.

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圣诞快乐  斯蒂文伯恩斯的人们
Merry Christmas, Stevens Point.

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太好了
Ha! Yes!

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哈哈
Ha ha.

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呃  爸爸  这东西是这么冒烟的吗
Uh, Dad, is that supposed to be smoking like that?

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呃  好像珍妮·肯恩把圣诞节毁得渣都不剩了
Well, it looks like little Jenny Keene just ruined Christmas.

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圣诞树完蛋了  圣诞树完蛋了
Christmas Tree down. Christmas Tree down!

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丽芙·鲁尼  你耍我
Liv Rooney, you set me up!

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这个女人毁了我的大好时刻
She ruined my big moment.

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我恨这个镇子  我恨你们所有人
I hate this town, and everyone in it!

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女士们先生们
And that, ladies and gentlemen...

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刚刚其实是珍妮·肯恩在模仿史高治叔叔啦  不要介意哈
Was little Jenny Keene's impression of Ebenezer Scrooge.
（Ebenezer Scrooge：迪斯尼动画角色 著名的吝啬鬼）

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耶  珍妮
Yay, Jenny.

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多么有才华横溢的小演员啊  不是吗
Oh, what a talented little actress, am I right?

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我猜今天的表演就是这样了  吧
So that's probably it for the show.

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还是该来一句圣诞快乐
Merry Christmas?

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哇
Oh. Wow.

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她还真是个小魔鬼
She really is a monster.

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是啊  我早跟你说过了好吗妈妈  她比我小时候要糟糕几百倍呢
Yeah, I told you, Mom. She is way worse than I was.

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记住今天可是圣诞节哦亲爱的
It's Christmas, Sweetie. Sure.

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嗯  结束了  都结束了
Well, I guess the show's over.

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失败  不能更失败了   哦  亲爱的亲爱的  我知道  妈妈
- It's a bummer. - Oh, I know, honey. I was...

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妈妈真的真的很期待很期待你的表演的哦
I was really looking forward to your big solo.

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好戏在后头呢
Don't give up yet.

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我和老爸要拯救这个圣诞节了
I think Dad and I may have actually found a way to save Christmas.

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你们就准备好吧  过一个没电圣诞
Get ready for "Christmas unplugged".

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丽芙就可以唱《下雪吧》
And Liv gets to sing "let it snow".

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唯一的一首歌对吧
That is the only song you'll be singing, right?

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哦  外面的天气真可怕
Oh, the weather outside is frightful.

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但是屋里的炉火好温馨
But the fire is so delightful.

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既然我们没有地方可去
And since we've no place to go...

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就下雪吧  下雪吧  下雪吧
Let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow.

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雪好像没有要停的征兆
Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping.

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正好可以爆爆米花
And I've bought some corn for popping.

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把灯光调暗  好好感受这温馨
The lights are turned way down low.

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下雪吧  下雪吧  下雪吧
Let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow...

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虽然没下雪  但是貌似是最棒的一个圣诞了哈
Even though it didn't snow, it's kind of the perfect Christmas Eve, huh?

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是的  除了我把模型机给搞破掉了
Yeah, except I already broke my helicopter.

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你还有个后备啊
Well, at least you have a backup.

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没啦  那个也寿终正寝了
Nope, broke that one too.

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回家的一路上  我都会很温暖
All the way home I'll be warm.

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火苗漫漫熄灭
The fire is slowly dying.

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亲爱的们  再见咯
And my dear, we're still goodbye-ing.

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只要你们爱我
But as long as you love me so.

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就会下雪
Let it snow, let it snow. Let it snow.

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好咧大伙  再见各位
All right, listen. Good night, everybody.

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没下雪  不过还好至少没下雨对吧
I know it didn't snow, but at least it didn't rain, right?

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开什么玩笑啊
Are you kidding me?

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亲爱的  看看我用来装饰圣诞树的最新发明
Hey, honey. Check out my latest innovation in tree decorating.

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我在树下安装了个旋转底座
I built a base that turns the tree 

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这样装饰树的时候就更便捷啦
so you can decorate it easier.

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我给它命名为 "旋转树" 
I call it "The Tree-zy Susan".
（Lasy-susan的变体）

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没错  在木匠店忙活三周之后
Yep. After just three weeks in the wood shop,

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老爸成功地在装饰圣诞树上节约了五分钟
Dad has shaved five minutes off our decorating time.

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妈咪  我想好圣诞愿望啦
I finished my Christmas wish list, Mommy.

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想在圣诞节拿到自己真正要的礼物
The trick to getting what you really want for Christmas

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技巧在于首先索要那种不可能得到的东西
s to first ask for the impossible.

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我也时不时地喊两声"妈咪"  讨好一下
I throw in a "Mommy" or two to grease the wheels.

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我就想要一件东西  妈咪
I only want one thing, Mommy.

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世界和平 人心向善
Peace on earth, good will toward men.

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抱歉  那好像是两件东西
Sorry, I guess that's two things.

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把它们包装好然后放到树下是有点难哈
Well, they're a little tough to wrap and put under the tree.

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你还有啥愿望
What else is on your list?

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我没想过还有什么备选项 
Well, I didn't think I'd need a backup, 

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但我可以勉为其难
but I guess I could settle for...

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拿内置1300万像素摄像头的
The Screaming Dragon remote pilot helicopter

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龙鸣号遥控直升机来做礼物
with a built-in 13-megapixel camera.

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这个有点儿贵啊
Well, they're kind of expensive.

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但我们能给你买那架飞机的
But I think we can get you that helicopter.

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这就是怎么达到目的的  小伙子
That's how you get 'er done, son.

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拜托  让帕克以为他在耍我们
Oh, please. Letting Parker think he's "working us".

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已经是每年圣诞的惯例了
Has become a Christmas tradition.

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去年他先是求我们把臭氧层空洞补上
Last year he asked us to fill in the hole in the ozone layer.

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后来他就得到了一辆自行车
He got a bike.

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真的吗  一架直升飞机
Seriously? A helicopter?

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他玩上15分钟就会玩坏的
He's just gonna break it in the first 15 minutes.

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还不如把买飞机的钱扔进马桶里冲掉好了
May as well flush your money down the toilet.

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哦  等等  你冲不走
Oh, wait, you can't.

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他的遥控潜水艇已经把厕所堵住了
His remote control submarine already clogged it.

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嗯  我刚刚没想到这一点
Mm, I hadn't thought about that.

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马桶潜水行动是为了搜索救援
Operation toilet dive was a search and rescue mission

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前天我冲进马桶里的玩具
for the action figure I flushed the day before.

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我的东西一个都不能少哦
Never leave a man behind.

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你的辩护词很无力啊
Yeah, you're not helping your case here.

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我不想这么说  但是我觉得乔伊说的对
I hate to say it, but I think Joey's right.

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你年纪太小了而这个玩具又太精致
You're just too young for such a sophisticated toy.

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现在圣诞节我最想要的就是复仇
All I want for Christmas now is revenge.

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和那架直升机
And the helicopter.

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还有世界和平之类的吧  但最重要的是复仇
And the peace on earth stuff, but mostly revenge.

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和那架飞机
And the helicopter.

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老爸  你看看  乔伊把圣诞节给毁了
Dad, come on. Joey's ruining Christmas.

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帮帮我
Do something.

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哥们儿  我现在有点忙
I'm a little tied up right now, buddy.

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吼吼吼
Ho ho ho.

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哦哦哦
No no no.

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哥们儿  咋穿成这样
Dude, what's with the suit?

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我计划着把圣诞啦啦队
I have a plan to turn Christmas cheer 

5
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变成圣诞收银台
into Christmas ka-ching.

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我现在给你十五秒时间
Ka-ching just bought you 15 seconds.

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你有什么点子
Impress me.

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好吧  那个盛大的节日树灯晚会
Okay, so they do that holiday spectacular tree lighting ceremony

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在里奇伍德高中旁的公园举行
n the park next to Ridgewood High.

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但你知道他们缺什么吗
But do you know what they don't have?

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再有7秒钟就没机会了
Seven more seconds to impress me?

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圣诞老人驻扎点
A Santa stand.

13
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可爱的孩子加上多愁善感的父母
Adorable kids plus sentimental parents 

14
00:06:03,909 --> 00:06:05,932
等于一叠叠的钞票啊
equals cold hard cash.

15
00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:08,845
啊  你还真想了个好主意
Whoa. You actually had a good idea.

16
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这绝对是圣诞奇迹
It's a Christmas miracle.

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今年我花了太多钱买圣诞礼物  
Well I spent too much on Christmas presents this year 

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我欠老爸一些钱
and I owe Dad some money.

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我需要你的帮助
I need your help. So...

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你要加入吗
You in?

21
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和朋友要亲密 和你的坏哥哥要更亲密
Keep your friends close and your jerky brother closer.

22
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要是我只有弄坏那个直升机才能玩
If I can't play with the helicopter until I break it,

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那我就不玩儿死乔伊就誓不罢休
I'm gonna play with Joey until I break him.

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在平安夜和我大哥一起小聚
A little quality time with my big bro on Christmas Eve?

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行吧
You bet.

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这里是第四频道的气象学家强尼·尼比斯
This is channel four meteorologist Johnny Nimbus!

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在明天节日盛典的现场为您直播报道 
Coming at you live from the sight of tomorrow's holiday spectacular.

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我旁边的是皮特·鲁尼 
And I'm here alongside Pete Rooney,

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斯蒂文波因特圣诞树灯委员会的主席 
the Chairman of the Stevens Point tree lighting committee.

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皮特 现在我看到了一棵树 却没看到彩灯啊
Now, Pete, I see a tree, not a lot of lights.

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别把我们置身于黑暗之中啊 
Don't leave us in the dark.

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真经典的小笑话
Classic Nimbus.

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但说正的 你们有什么计划 
But seriously, what have you got planned?

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我们现在在直播吗 就 现在 
Are we on the air now, like, now now?

135
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现在 
Now?

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嗨 
Hi.

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呃 是的 我们在面向5万多的观众直播
Uh, yeah we're live to over 50,000 viewers.

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尽管我认为这个数字每秒都在减少
Although I think that number drops every second

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因为你站那跟个冻僵的雪人似的 
you stand there like a frozen snowman.

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打扰一下 强尼 嗨 我是麦蒂·鲁尼 联席主席 
Excuse me, Johnny. Hi. I'm Maddie Rooney, co-chair.

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我认为我可以透露一些消息给你
And think I could shed some light on that.
（双关语：透露一些消息和放置一些树灯）

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真经典的笑话啊
Classic Maddie.

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我们打算用蜡烛点亮圣诞树 
So we envision a tree completely lit by candles.

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我们叫它“不插电圣诞节”
And we call it "Christmas unplugged".

146
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嗯 “不插电圣诞节” 
Hmm. "Christmas unplugged".

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嗯  去年格斯沃德一家用激光点亮了圣诞树 
Well, last year the Griswold family lit their tree with lasers

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然后他们操控一架隐形轰炸机飞过人们头顶并撒下了金箔纸  不过不管怎么说
and then they had a stealth bomber fly over and drop tinsel, but hey...

149
00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:55,659
不是每个人都能做到那么好的
I guess not everybody has to try.

150
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- 所以  - 等一下
- So... - Uh, wait.

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你没让我讲完
You didn't let me finish.

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我们本打算这么做来着 不过我们改变主意了
We were going to do the thing that I just said, but then we changed our

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00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:10,074
并且想出了更盛大更好更棒的点子
minds and came up with something bigger and better and more awesome-er.

154
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好的 这就是观众朋友们想听到的
All right. That's what Stevens Point wants to hear.

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00:08:13,412 --> 00:08:16,314
拜托  告诉我一些细节  你们有什么计划 
Come on, give me the deets. What have you got planned?

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圣诞快乐 
Merry Christmas.

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晚上
Good...

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好  斯蒂文波因特的老乡们
Evening, Stevens Point!

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在此
And...

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欢迎大伙来到第四频道  由格林斯坦百吉圈赞助的
Welcome to the channel four tree lighting holiday spectacular.

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圣诞树灯仪式特备呈现
Brought to you by Greenstein's Bagels...

275
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你们的圣诞大餐
Your schmear for Christmas cheer.

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嗯嗯
Mmm!

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超赞的  大家好  我是唯一一个
Delicious. Hey, everybody, I'm Johnny Nimbus.

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00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:37,918
跟你们打包票说圣诞会下雪的天气预报员
The only weatherman guaranteeing you a white Christmas.

279
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,785
没错  没有任何消息说今天会下雪
That's right. No other channel's predicting snow.

280
00:14:40,786 --> 00:14:43,823
八频道就是这么讨厌
- Why you gotta hate, channel eight? 

281
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:44,991
老天啊  给我点雪吧
Cue my snow.

282
00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:46,793
快点啊
Come on.

283
00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:49,374
哦  来了来了
Here it comes.

284
00:14:49,617 --> 00:14:53,145
随时会下哦  好咧 伙计们  雪一定会下的
Any minute now. All right, it's coming, folks.

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00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:56,834
别操心了  现在  让我们欢迎
Don't worry about it, but hey, right now, I want you to give it

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00:14:56,835 --> 00:14:59,454
家乡小甜心丽芙鲁尼
up for hometown sweetheart Liv Rooney!

287
00:14:59,455 --> 00:15:02,755
和新人珍妮肯恩
And newcomer Jenny Keene.

288
00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:06,309
驯鹿驾着马车停在屋顶
Up on the housetop reindeer pause.

289
00:15:06,310 --> 00:15:09,752
圣诞老人悄悄下了车
Out jumps good old Santa Claus.

290
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背着好多好多礼物从烟囱进来
Down through the chimney with lots of toys.

291
00:15:12,854 --> 00:15:16,625
给小不点们准备了绚丽的惊喜
All for the little ones, Christmas joys.

292
00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:19,365
好一头不知感恩的小驯鹿
How dare that ungrateful little reindeer

293
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:22,584
胆敢抢我风头  和我穿一样的可爱超萌圣诞装
come out wearing the same cutie claus outfit as me.

294
00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:25,093
可恶的是她穿着胆敢比我穿着还可爱
And look cuter than me in it.

295
00:15:25,094 --> 00:15:28,556
噢噢噢  谁不想
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

296
00:15:28,557 --> 00:15:31,616
噢噢噢  谁不想
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:34,874
爬上屋顶  嘀嗒嘀嗒
Up on the housetop, click click click.

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去圣诞老人的烟囱探个究竟
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

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00:15:38,550 --> 00:15:41,982
哎哟  不好意思  有点太淘气了
Oops. I think I just landed myself on the naughty list.

300
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:45,316
噢噢噢  谁不想
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

301
00:15:45,317 --> 00:15:48,622
噢噢噢  谁不想
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

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00:15:48,623 --> 00:15:51,824
爬上屋顶  嘀嗒嘀嗒
Up on the housetop, click click click.

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00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,794
去圣诞老人的烟囱探个究竟
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

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00:16:07,614 --> 00:16:12,821
你和肯恩啥时候想出的点子啊  太搞笑了
I don't know when you and Jenny worked out that comedy routine, but it was hysterical.

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00:16:14,126 --> 00:16:17,038
不  那不是计划之中的  那是那个坏家伙想让我难堪
No, that wasn't planned. She was trying to destroy me.

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00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:22,015
得啦  丽芙  一个可爱的小女孩  才不是想让你难堪呢
Come on, Liv. That sweet little girl was not trying to destroy you.

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00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:26,649
你们难道没看到橡皮条都被她打断了吗
Did you all not just see the candy cane beat down?

312
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:29,820
她不择手段就是想让我出丑啊
She was doing absolutely everything she could to make me look bad.

313
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,956
丽芙  你行了吧
Give her a break, Liv.

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00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,945
想想你自己昔日的形象吧  
Do you not remember how you were at her age?

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00:16:33,946 --> 00:16:37,726
绝对不像她一样丧尽天良
I was not a monster like that.

316
00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:42,818
- 整理衣橱咯  - 圣诞树还没忙完呢
- I have to go get wardrobe. - Got to work on that tree.

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喔喔喔
Ho ho ho.

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00:16:49,565 --> 00:16:52,843
你应该是最后一个了吧
So you are the last kid on Santa's lap.

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让我想想
What are you gonna do?

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00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:55,858
你要在我身上尿尿  还是喷我一脸口水呢
Pee on me, spit in my face，

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00:16:55,859 --> 00:16:58,683
要往我衣服里洒奇痒粉  还是把我的眼镜扔到百米开外
pour itching powder down my suit, throw my glasses in the bushes?

323
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,464
小鬼  这些痛苦我今天都经历过了
I have seen it all today, kid.

324
00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:05,991
来吧  你挑一个  早完事早闪人
Just pick one and do it quick.

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00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:13,133
用我的胡子擦鼻涕  忍无可忍  
Blowing your nose in my beard was not an option.

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00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:15,774
给我走开
Get off of me.

329
00:17:20,336 --> 00:17:22,191
终于来了  帕克
Parker, there you are.

330
00:17:22,192 --> 00:17:25,252
10美元  放到罐子里去  我们赚了多少了
Here's 10 bucks. Add it to the pot. How much did we end up with?

331
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:30,265
加上这10美元的话  是  是
Including the 10 bucks, that would be...

332
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,486
还是10美元
10 bucks.

333
00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:37,310
啥  你一个下午收钱收的手都该抽筋了吧  钱呢
What? They've been handing you money all afternoon. Where did it go?

334
00:17:37,311 --> 00:17:41,059
对不起啦  我是说10美元  还有这个
I'm sorry. I meant 10 bucks and this.

336
00:17:49,451 --> 00:17:52,705
龙鸣号遥控直升机
One Screaming Dragon helicopter.

337
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:57,709
你败光了我们的血汗钱  而且竟然给自己买了个模型飞机
You used all of our Santa money and bought yourself the helicopter?

338
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,639
可不止一个飞机哦  我还收买给那些小孩  我要他们在你身上尿尿  喷你口水
I also paid kids to pee on you, spit in your face,

339
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:06,540
往你衣服里洒奇痒粉  把你的眼镜扔到百米开外
pour itching powder down your suit, and throw your glasses into the bushes.

340
00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:07,807
为什么  到底是为什么
Why?

341
00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:11,691
因为就在老妈决定给我买模型飞机的时候  你突然跳出来  美梦破碎  你懂的
Because Mom was gonna get that helicopter for me until you wrecked my dream.

342
00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:13,419
这就是报应
Welcome to Christmas revenge.

343
00:18:13,420 --> 00:18:16,960
怎样啊
Ho-ho-how you like me now?

344
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:23,531
我承受这些该死的痛苦  就是为了给你买圣诞礼物
The only reason I did this Santa stand was so I could pay off your Christmas present.

346
00:18:25,747 --> 00:18:28,956
我费尽心思让妈妈别给你买
I talked Mom out of getting you that helicopter...

347
00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:32,917
是因为我已经买了呀  蠢蛋
Because I already got it for you.

348
00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:37,014
真对不起  没想到你会这么好
I'm sorry, munch. I had no idea you cared.

349
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:40,253
我也对不起  这就是圣诞吧
Me either. I guess it's just the Christmas spirit.

350
00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:42,414
来吧  
Come on.

351
00:18:44,111 --> 00:18:49,911
你抱我纯粹是因为你爱我呢   还是因为你身上尿味十足
Are you hugging me because you love me, or because you're covered in kid pee?

352
00:18:49,912 --> 00:18:53,392
嗯  都是
Mm, why can't it be both?