A&A,S02E14.CHS-ENG

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艾丽  你就要上杂志封面了
Ally, you're gonna be on a magazine cover.

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而我已经上过好几个杂志了
And I've been in a few magazines.

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让我来教教你怎么拍封面照吧
Let me show you how to pose like a pro.

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看
Bam!

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我是没上过杂志什么的啦  但我拍过很多工作证照片
I don't know. I've taken a lot of employee I.D. Pictures.

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我觉得你更应该这样拍
I think you should do something more like this.

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也许我可以试着把这两种姿势结合起来
Maybe I can try something that combines the two.

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嗨  德兹
Hi, Dez.

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嘿  艾丽
Hey, Ally.

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真是受宠若惊  但我对你没感觉啊
I'm flattered, but not interested.

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才不是跟你调情呢  我是在练习摆姿势而已
I'm not flirting with you. I'm practicing poses.

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我要上《迈阿密音乐》杂志的封面了
I'm gonna be on the cover of Miami Music.

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他们提名我为年度最佳作词人了
They named me their songwriter of the year.

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呼  幸好不是送秋波呢
Woo! That's a relief.

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今晚有个摄影师要来帮她拍照
A photographer's coming over tonight to take her picture.

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嘿  我目前还没被安宁水疗馆开除掉
Hey, I haven't gotten fired from Tranquility Spa yet.

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为何不今天来做个美容按摩放松一下
Why don't you come over for a day of beauty and relaxation?

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不行  我今天要参加迈阿密南滩的辣酱烹饪大赛
Ooh, I can't. The South Beach chili cook-off is today.

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谁说你啊  我说艾丽
Not you. Ally.

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我今天还有很多事儿要做
I have too much to do today.

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我得去洗衣店把裙子拿回来
I have to pick up my dress from the cleaners

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然后去我奶奶家
and go to my Grandma's

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借她的项链来拍照
to borrow her necklace for the photo shoot.

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你就不能随便戴个项链吗
Can't you wear just any necklace?

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可不行呢  我就想戴那条
No, I really wanna wear that one.

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那是我们家祖传的宝贝
It's been in my family for generations.

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-这对我奶奶来说会很重要  -我可以去帮你拿啊
- It would mean a lot to her. - I can get all that stuff for you.

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等等  是会做美味饼干的那个奶奶
Wait. Is it the Grandma that makes delicious cookies

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还是会讲超级无聊的故事
or the one that tells

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身上一股子洋白菜味的那个奶奶
really boring stories and smells like cabbage?

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-会做饼干的  -太好了
- Cookies. - Yes! Woo!

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可是  奥斯汀你说过
But, Austin, you said you

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要来今天的辣酱烹饪赛帮我打下手啊
would help me with the chili cook-off today.

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有的是时间来安排嘛
There's plenty of time for everything.

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艾丽  去做水疗吧  你本来就该好好放松一下
Ally, go to the spa. You deserve a relaxing day.

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谢谢你  奥斯汀
Thanks, Austin.

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翠西  我们去享受享受吧
Trish, let's go have our day of beauty.

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我也想做个按摩啊
Wish I could get a massage.

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辣酱烹饪赛的压力快把我逼疯了
This chili cook-off has really stressed me out.

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嘿  翠西  你能帮我赶快按摩一下脖子吗
Hey, Trish, could you give me a quick little neck rub?

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你确定  要让我把手放在你脖子上吗
Really? You want me to put my hands on your neck?

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我好好想了想  还是算了吧
On second thought, I'm good.

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当观众意犹未尽之时  我来点燃更多激情
When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.

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因为有你为我撑腰  我不会临阵退缩的
'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.

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你是我的唯一  你是我的守护
You're my point, you're my guard.

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你是最完美的和声
You're the perfect chord.

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我看见咱俩一同出现在各大广告牌上
And I see our names together on every billboard.

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我们勇攀高峰  势在必得
We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.

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我们让他们大声说“嘿”
We'll make 'em say "Hey!"

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然后我们继续前进
And we'll keep rockin'.

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前进的路上怎能没有你
Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.

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你不可或缺  你无可替代
Do it without ya, be here without ya.

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快乐需要与你分享
It's no fun when you're doing it solo.

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在你身边总有惊喜  而且我还知道
With you it's like, "Whoa". Yeah, and I know.

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我为梦想而奋斗
I Own this dream.

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因为有你伴我左右
'Cause I got you with me.

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前进的路上怎能没有你
There's no way I could make it without ya.

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你不可或缺  你无可替代
Do it without ya, be here without ya.

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好了  现在锅有了  还需要些什么
All right, here are the pot's, what else do we need?

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先看一下清单吧
Let's check the list.

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或许我不该把这个放在菜板上的
Probably shouldn't have left this on the cutting board.

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有谁看到这个红头发的
Anyone seen this redheaded...

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通缉犯
Dezperado?

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嗨  查克  还拿着这个可笑的通缉令到处晃悠呢
Hi, Chuck. Still carrying around that stupid wanted poster?

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自娱自乐有意思吗
Nobody thinks it's funny.

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该人专做劣质辣酱  特此通缉
Wanted for making bad chili.

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厉害哦
Classic.

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你想好把你今年
Thought about where you're

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获得的第二名证书贴哪儿了吗
gonna put your Second Place certificate this year?

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我应该会裱起来送给我奶奶的
I'll probably frame it and give it to my Grandma.

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她会贴到冰箱上的  等等
She'll put it on her 'fridge and... wait.

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我才不会得第二  我会赢的
I'm not coming in Second Place. I'm gonna win.

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没错  尽管你去年是赢了他 前年也赢了他
Yeah, just because you beat him last year and the year before

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还有前年的去年和前年的前年也赢了他
that and the year before that and the year before that,

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并不代表你每年都会赢他的
doesn't mean you beat him every year.

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恰恰相反  我永远都会赢的
Uh, yeah, it does.

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我会在正午赛前集合的时候来见你
I'll see you out at the chili round-up at high noon.

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比赛三点钟才开始啊
The chili cook-off's at 3:00.

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你懂得我说啥就行了
You know what I mean.

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我们会按时来的  查克小鸡仔
Oh, we'll be there, Chucky the kid.

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因为我是大西部
Because I'm the fastest

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商场的大西部最快的辣酱厨师
chili maker in the west... side of the Mall.

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决斗
Draw!

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他还有两把刷子哦
Man, he's good.

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再会  帅小伙子们
Adios, muchachos.

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你用不着怕他  对吧
You're not worried, are you?

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当然不怕  赢的总是最辣的酱
Not at all. The spiciest chili always wins,

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而且今年我还有个秘密武器
and this year, I have a secret weapon.

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他们把这个叫做妈咪牌胡椒粉
They call it the Your Mommy Pepper.

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因为它会辣得你直叫妈咪
Because one taste and you're crying for your mommy.

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看来查理得要叫妈咪了  
Chuck'll be crying for his mommy,

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因为你总算有机会打败他了
because you're finally gonna beat him.

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我只需要一小勺就好  现在我们得小心了
All I need is one little scoop. Now we have to be careful.

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你可不能把这个涂到你的手上  哎哟我的手
You do not wanna get this on your finger... ow! My finger!

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我的衣服啊
My shirt!

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哇
Whoa!

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你今年赢定了
You are so gonna win this year.

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翠西  在水疗馆待一整天真是太明智了
Spending the day at a beauty spa was a great idea, Trish.

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别说话  我们是来放松的
Shh! We're supposed to be relaxing.

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翠西  你在干嘛啊
Trish! What are you doing?

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你是在这里打工的
You're supposed to be working.

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我在干活啊  特琳卡太太
I am, Madame Trinka.

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我正在为这位顾客示范如何正确地放松
I'm showing this customer how to properly relax.

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你去把毛巾洗了  把水重新放满
I need you to wash the towels, refill the waters,

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然后把按摩床打扫干净
and wipe down the massage tables.

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我可盯着你呢
I'm watching you.

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放心吧  我这就去  这就去
Don't worry, I'm working. I'm working.

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看来我现在必须得假装工作一下了  
I guess I have to go pretend to work now,

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你就呆在这休息一下
but you stay here and relax.

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这个椰子水有点
This coconut water is kind of...

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浓
Thick.

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那个是按摩精油
That's massage oil.

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天啊
Oh!

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对不起  我不该把那个放在那儿的
Sorry. I probably shouldn't have put that there.

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这个看起来确实有点像水啊
I guess it does kind of look like water.

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我离开之前你还有什么需要交代的吗
Do you need anything else before I go?

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我的洗脚水有点凉了
My foot bath's getting kind of cold.

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热水还在走廊后面好远呢
The hot water's all the way in the back.

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我加几块热岩进来吧
I'll just put a couple of these hot rocks in.

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你们怎么会有热岩呢
Why do you have hot rocks?

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我们用来做热岩按摩的
We use them for hot rock massages.

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这个理论上讲会很享受的
It's supposed to be really relaxing.

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哎哟  哎哟  哎哟
Ow! Ow! Ow!

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这一点都不享受啊
There's nothing relaxing about that.

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我说了是理论上讲啊
I said supposed to be.

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疼死了
Oh!

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我知道你的辣酱很辣
I know your chili powder's hot,

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不过真的有必要戴个防毒面具吗
but do you really need to wear a gas mask?

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面具又不是防辣酱用的
Oh, this isn't for the powder.

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这有几百号人在吃辣酱呢
There's a hundred people here eating chili.

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你难道想呼吸这空气啊
Do you wanna breathe that air?

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说得也是  能再给我一个面具吗
You're right. Got another one of those?

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一级辣的牛肉来喽
Grade-a hot beef coming through.

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你没看错  我也带了我的辣酱来
Oh, yeah, and I've got my chili, too.

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啊哈
Hoo-hoo!

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你要知道  今年他们把咱俩
You know, I'm glad they

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安排得这么近让我很高兴  小鸡仔
put us next to each other this year, Chucky.

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这样我赢了的话  就用不着走太远去当面嘲笑你
I won't have to walk so far to laugh in your face when I win.

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-走着瞧吧  -你就要像
- Oh! - You got burned...

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我舌头尝到德兹的辣酱时一样热的发抖
Like my tongue will be when I eat Dez's chili.

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好呀
What up?!

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小金毛  你永远不会知道
Blondie, you wouldn't know

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什么是好辣酱  哪怕辣酱自己敲开你家门  对你说  
good chili if it knocked on your door and said...

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"你好  允许我自我介绍一下  我就是好辣酱" 
"Hi. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm good chili".

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辣酱才不会毛遂自荐呢
Chili wouldn't do that.

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嗨  德兹  我来参加智利的考试了
Hey, Dez, I'm here to take my test on Chile.

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尼尔森  我是让你来试着尝尝我的辣酱
Nelson, I want you to taste test my chili,

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而不是要考你智利共和国的知识
not take a test on the country of Chile.
（英文中“辣酱Chili”和“智利Chile”读音相同）

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噢  真见鬼
Aw, nartz!

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看样子我白学了圣地亚哥是智利首都
You mean I learned Santiago is the capital of Chile for nothing?

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我们还要傻等两小时辣酱才能煨好
Well, we have two hours to kill while my chili simmers.

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太好了  我可以趁这时间去拿艾丽的裙子
Great. That'll give me time to get Ally's dress

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再从她奶奶那儿把项链拿回来
and get the necklace from her Grandma.

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尼尔森  准备好尝我的辣酱没
Nelson, ready to test my chili?

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怎么样
Well?

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一点也不辣啊
It's not hot at all.

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哎呀  你比别人吃辣的能力强多了
Ugh! You have an unusually high tolerance for spicy food.

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就知道当你能尝得出辣味时  我就可以夺冠了
I'll know my chili's hot enough to win when you can taste it.

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我是说  如果普通人现在尝了我的辣酱
I mean, if a regular person tasted my chili right now,

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他们早就疯了般地冒汗  话也说不出来
they'd be sweating like crazy. They wouldn't be able to speak.

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嘴巴里火烧火燎的
Their mouths would be so on fire,

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会咕咚咕咚地喝果汁来缓解疼痛感
they'd chug a fruit juice just to ease the pain.

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但他们很快就发现果汁里自带的酸味
But they'd quickly realize that the acids

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会让辣味变得更加要命
from the fruit would only make it hurt worse.

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但愿他们最终会意识到
Hopefully, they'd realize that

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唯一能缓解疼痛的就是牛奶
the only thing that can ease the pain is milk.

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干嘛啊  还给我
Hey, gimme that!

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这就是为什么我选你来品尝的原因
And that's why you're my taste tester, Nelson.

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奥斯汀  别在这闲坐着了  快拿艾丽的东西去吧
Austin, quit sitting around. You gotta go get Ally's stuff.

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毛巾给你洗缩水成这样
You shrunk the bath towels!

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你还把麦草汁洒得满地都是
You spill wheat grass juice

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最后得叫我来给你清理干净
everywhere and left it for me to clean up.

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还有你调的麦草汁太浓了
And you make wheat grass juice too strong.

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看  我手被渍成什么样了
Look, you stained my hands.

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要不是为了加薪  我会这么做吗
All I did was ask for a raise.

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简单的一句好或不好不就解决了么
A simple yes or no would have been fine.

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想得美
No raise!

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砸到你脚  对不起哦
Sorry about your feet.

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好消息是《迈阿密音乐》杂志拍照时
The good news is Miami Music magazine will probably

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应该只会拍你的上半身
only shoot you from the waist up.

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我给你头发里加的浓发剂会让你头发更好看
That volumizer I put in your hair is gonna make it look great.

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好不好只有摘下来看看就知道了
There's only one way to find out.

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呃
Um...

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也许我们应该
Maybe we can get the

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让摄影师只拍你那美丽的笑容
photographer to focus on that pretty smile of yours.

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你喝麦草汁了  不会吧
You drank the wheat grass, didn't you?

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喝了啊  怎么了
Yes, why?

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-干嘛啊  要喝吗  -我就不喝了
- What? Want some? - Mnh-mnh.

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我牙看起来怎么样
How do my teeth look?

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好多了
Much better.

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但换我的话  还是会在拍照时笑不露齿的
But I would still smile with my mouth closed for the picture.

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我不能就这幅模样地拍照啊
I can't do the photo shoot looking like this.

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听着  我们会弄干净你的牙  也会弄好你的头发的
Look, we'll fix your teeth. We'll fix your hair.

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实在不行的话  你就戴个帽子
And if we can't, we'll put a hat on.

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放心就好了
Just relax.

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呐  把手放到石蜡里
Here, put your hands in this paraffin wax.

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会很舒服的
It's really soothing.

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我觉得我不能再
I don't think I can re...

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哦  这的确挺舒服的
Ooh, that does kind of feel nice.

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知道了吧  我来把面膜给你敷上
See? And I'll put this face mask on you.

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我会让你全身上下焕然一新的
I'll have you looking and feeling as good as new.

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闭上眼睛
Close your eyes...

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放松
Relax.

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嘿  你来这是来做按摩的对吧
Hi, you're here for your massage, right?

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真是抱歉  英格丽生病回家了
I'm so sorry. Ingrid went home sick.

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明天再来吧
Come back tomorrow.

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嗨  英格丽  我准备好做按摩了
Hi, Ingrid. I'm ready for my massage.

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觉得火辣辣的吗
Can you taste the heat?

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我觉得你可以得亚军了
I taste a Second Place certificate.

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可恶
Ugh!

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来吧  小伙计  尝一尝真正的辣酱
Come here, little feller, and taste some real chili.

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我的辣酱辣到你只能
My chili's so hot, you have

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把舌头伸到火里才能降温
to stick your tongue in fire to cool it off.

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真的吗  我的辣酱辣到国家宇航局都把它当做火箭燃料
Oh, yeah? Well, my chili's so hot, NASA uses it for rocket fuel.

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我的辣酱很辣
My chili's so hot,

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辣到成为全球变暖的次要原因
it's the second leading cause of Global Warming.

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那么我的辣酱就辣到
Well, my chili's so hot,

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你吃它之前
you have to put a smoke

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得在你衬衣里装一个烟雾报警器
detector in your underwear before you eat it.

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我的辣酱辣到砖家们都想把太阳改名为
My chili's so hot, they're thinking about renaming the sun...

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“我的辣酱”
"My chili".

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说得好听  我的辣酱辣到  到
Yeah, well, my chili's so hot, it...

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它
It...

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傻了吧  接不下去了吧  不要太难过哦
What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad.

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哥哥我还赢过三寸不烂之舌争霸赛的冠军呢
I also won first place in the smack talk showdown.

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你猜怎么着  我受够了
You know what? That's it!

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嘿  德兹  我把艾丽的东西拿回来了
Hey, Dez, I got Ally's stuff.

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抱歉花了这么长时间  艾丽骗我
Oh, sorry it took so long. Ally lied.

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我找到的是那个讲无聊故事的奶奶
It was the boring story Grandma.

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显然这条祖传项链两百年前就在她家族里了
Apparently, this necklace has been in the family for 200 years.

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它原本是一个海盗送给公爵夫人的礼物
It was originally a gift to a Duchess from a pirate.

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哇  一个海盗
Wow, a pirate?

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也有可能是一个飞行员
Or it could have been a pilot.
（英文中“飞行员Pilot”和“海盗Pirate”读音相似）

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我也听不清楚  奶奶的牙全掉光了
It was hard to tell. Granny didn't have her teeth in.

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哇  你刚刚把一整罐都倒进去了
Whoa, did you just put that whole jar in there?

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是啊  我打死也不会再输给那个小混蛋的
Yep. I am not losing to that cow-jerk again.

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尝尝这个  尼尔森
Taste this, Nelson.

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我放了一整罐的妈咪牌胡椒粉
It's got a whole jar of Your Mommy Pepper in it.

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怎么样
Well?

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妈咪啊
Mommy!

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啊  项链
Whoa! The necklace.

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把大勺拿过来  快点
Get a ladle, quick.

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-锅在哪儿呢  -在评委桌子上
- Where'd the pot go? - It's on the judges' table.

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所有的锅长得都一个样啊
All the pots look the same.

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咱们没法知道项链在哪个锅里
There's no way to know which one has the necklace in it.

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我们麻烦大了
We are in so much trouble.

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说得对  你们麻烦大了
That's right. You're in trouble.

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当你辣酱糟糕至极  当人们一天过得很不爽
Your chili's so bad, when people are having a bad day,

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他们会说今天过得和德兹的辣酱一样
they say they're having a Dez's chili day.

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00:13:08,176 --> 00:13:12,556
我觉得我今天过得和德兹的辣酱一样
I think I'm having a Dez's chili day.

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00:13:19,706 --> 00:13:21,456
我们必须要把项链找出来
We've gotta find that necklace.

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00:13:21,457 --> 00:13:22,758
好  但我们得小心点
Okay, but we gotta be careful.

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我不想做任何会让我输掉厨艺大赛的事
I don't wanna do anything that might make me lose the cook-off.

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打扰一下  你能告诉我哪个辣酱是我的吗
Excuse me. Could you tell me which chili's mine?

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00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:33,839
我只想很快地核对一下
I just need to check it real quick.

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快离这些辣酱远一点
Step away from the chili!

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00:13:37,438 --> 00:13:40,440
评委盲眼品尝之前谁都不准动这些锅
No one touches these pots until after the blind taste test.

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00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:44,555
谁知道呢  你可能对别人的辣酱做手脚
For all I know, you could be sabotaging someone else's chili.

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00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:47,279
你觉得我像做那种事的人吗
Do I look like someone that would do that?

260
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,015
你觉得我像收藏招财猫的人吗
Do I look like someone who collects porcelain cats?

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00:13:50,016 --> 00:13:53,522
我们都有秘密
We've all got things to hide.

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00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:55,178
但他的锅里有一个很特别的东西
But there's something special in that pot.

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00:13:55,179 --> 00:13:56,839
让我来评判一下吧
I'll be the Judge of that.

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00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,070
说真的  因为我就是评委
Literally. Because I'm the Judge.

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00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,328
所以你的意思是
So you're saying there's

266
00:14:00,329 --> 00:14:02,582
我哪怕一下都不能碰我的辣酱
no way I can touch my chili just for a sec?

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00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,230
-哦  你可以碰的  -太好了
- Oh, there's a way. - Great.

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00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:07,690
-如果你想被取消资格的话  -哦  打死也不想
- If you want to be disqualified. - Oh! Never.

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00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:10,484
现在赶紧走吧  我不想从你身上闻到那股子牛肉味
Now get out of here. I don't want any beef from you.

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00:14:10,485 --> 00:14:14,536
说真的  我是素辣酱的评委
Literally. Because I'm judging Vegetarian chilis.

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00:14:14,537 --> 00:14:16,119
那我们现在打算怎么办
What are we gonna do now?

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00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,715
我们要把每锅辣酱都翻个遍
We're gonna look through all this chili

273
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:22,516
还不能让别人发觉我们在干什么
without letting anyone know what we're doing.

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00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:25,678
嘿  评委
Hey, Judge.

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00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:28,478
你是怎么当上辣酱评委的
How do you become a chili Judge?

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00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:31,293
你还能评判其他食物么
Do you Judge any other foods?

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00:14:31,294 --> 00:14:35,134
炖菜  早餐麦片  水果馅饼
Stew, breakfast cereals, cobblers?

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00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:39,045
嘿  快看  那儿有架航天飞机
Hey, look, it's a space shuttle!

279
00:14:44,438 --> 00:14:47,228
我是这么想的  我把橄榄球扔给评委
Here's my idea. I'm gonna throw this football to that Judge.

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00:14:47,229 --> 00:14:49,784
当他想接球时  碗就会掉到地上
When he tries to catch it, he'll drop his bowl on the floor.

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00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:51,320
然后我们就会看到
Then we'll be able to see if

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00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:53,789
项链在不在碗里面  真是个简单的妙计啊
the necklace is in it, it's a foolproof plan.

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00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:56,130
喂  接着
Hey, catch.

284
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,928
好吧  如果我们不能从锅沿接近辣酱
Okay, if we can't get to the chili from the top,

285
00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:08,102
我们就从锅底入手
we'll go in from the bottom.

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00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:17,231
德兹  我不觉得这是个好主意
Dez, I don't think this is such a good idea.

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00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,342
项链不在里头  但我已经很确定
No necklace, but I'm pretty

288
00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:34,096
这次比赛的最后一名是谁了
sure I know which one's coming in last place.

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00:15:34,097 --> 00:15:36,440
两个字来形容  恶
Two words... nas...

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00:15:36,441 --> 00:15:38,301
心
Tee.

291
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:48,072
你的皮肤会在照片上看起来超棒的
Your skin is gonna look so good in this photo.

292
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:49,287
哈
Huh.

293
00:15:49,288 --> 00:15:52,408
你哈是什么意思
What do you mean huh?

294
00:15:52,444 --> 00:15:54,206
我说哈了吗
Did I say huh?

295
00:15:54,207 --> 00:15:57,579
对不起啊  我的意思是你整个脸都是粉色的
I'm sorry. I meant to say your entire face is pink.

296
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,560
什么
What?!

297
00:16:00,246 --> 00:16:02,018
染发剂
Hair dye?

298
00:16:02,019 --> 00:16:03,521
不是吧
Seriously?

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00:16:03,522 --> 00:16:06,639
我的头发  我的牙  现在我的脸你也毁了
My hair, my teeth and now my face?

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00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,960
至少现在没别的东西可以毁了
Well, there's nothing else to mess up.

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00:16:11,027 --> 00:16:14,709
呃  翠西  我的手卡住了
Um, Trish, my hands are stuck.

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00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:16,220
我承认错误
I stand corrected.

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00:16:16,221 --> 00:16:18,296
帮帮我
Help me.

304
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:22,267
哇  这玩意也太粘了吧
Wow, this stuff is sticky.

305
00:16:22,268 --> 00:16:25,051
你怎么还没被炒鱿鱼呢
How have you not been fired?

306
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:27,968
其实我两个小时之前就被开除了
Actually, I was fired two hours ago.

307
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:31,221
特琳卡太太说得对  我最差劲了
Madame Trinka's right. I'm the worst.

308
00:16:31,222 --> 00:16:34,345
我只不过希望你在拍照前好好享受一下
I just wanted you to have a nice time before your photo shoot,

309
00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:36,667
而现在什么都被我搞砸了
and now I've ruined everything.

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00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:39,668
太对不起了  艾丽
I'm so sorry, Ally.

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00:16:39,794 --> 00:16:43,771
没关系了  知道你是好心帮忙
It's okay. I know you meant well.

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00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:45,481
我还很抱歉  刚刚我把手
I'm also sorry that I just put

313
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:48,103
放到了我的脸上  现在粘住拿不下来了
my hands on my face because now they're stuck!

314
00:16:49,757 --> 00:16:52,103
噢
Oh!

315
00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:54,204
啊  啊
Ah! Ah!

316
00:16:54,341 --> 00:16:56,771
我的眉毛怎么在手掌心呢
Those aren't supposed to be there.

317
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,120
对不起  这不好笑  这不好笑
I'm sorry, it's not funny. It's not funny.

318
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,521
-不  -不
- No. - No.

319
00:17:11,641 --> 00:17:14,480
哦  天啊  他们把辣酱分给了每一个人
Aw, man, they're passing the chili out to everyone.

320
00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:17,339
太棒了  我等不及看他们吃我辣酱的反应了
Oh, great. I can't wait to see their reactions to my chili.

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00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,812
我肯定会赢的
I'm sure to win.

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00:17:18,813 --> 00:17:21,094
我的意思是  这里有太多的辣酱要找了
My point is there's too much chili to look through.

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00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:25,235
我们肯定找不到项链了
We're never gonna find the necklace.

324
00:17:25,332 --> 00:17:27,814
不好  艾丽和翠西来了
Uh-oh, here comes Ally and Trish.

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00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:30,431
你们俩这是怎么了  看起来和平常不太一样啊
Hmm. There's something different about you guys.

326
00:17:30,432 --> 00:17:34,318
是啊  她的脸变成粉色  而我的眉毛没了
Yeah, her face is pink, and I don't have any eyebrows.

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00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:37,259
不  不是这个
No, that's not it.

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00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:42,675
艾丽  我们得告诉你一件事
Ally, there's something we have to tell you.

329
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:44,031
-我来跟她说  -我来跟她说
- I'll tell her. - I'll tell her.

330
00:17:44,032 --> 00:17:45,834
-不  我跟她说  -不  我跟她说
- No, I'll tell her. - No, I'll tell her.

331
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:47,535
-那好  你去说吧  -那好  你去说吧
- Fine, you tell her. - Fine, you tell her.

332
00:17:47,536 --> 00:17:50,906
-等等等一下  别说话  -等等等一下  别说话
- Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking. - Okay, w-w-wait, stop talking.

333
00:17:50,907 --> 00:17:53,809
拜托  你们就找一个人来说清楚发生了
Guys, will one of you just tell us what's going...

334
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:56,508
-哦  又来  -哦  又来
- Oh, come on! - Oh, come on!

335
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,685
艾丽  我把你奶奶的项链弄丢了
Ally, I lost your Grandmother's necklace.

336
00:17:59,686 --> 00:18:03,752
什么  这是我家族祖传的项链啊
What?! That necklace has been in my family forever.

337
00:18:03,753 --> 00:18:05,887
奶奶知道了会崩溃的
Granny's gonna be so devastated.

338
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,555
我们还有机会找到啊
We can still find it.

339
00:18:07,556 --> 00:18:10,934
它肯定在某一个辣酱碗里  只是不知道哪一碗
It's in one of those bowls of chili. I just don't know which one.

340
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,195
我会后悔这么做的
I didn't wanna have to do this

341
00:18:15,196 --> 00:18:17,779
因为这会让我输掉比赛的
because it could mean I lose the chili cook-off but

342
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:20,360
为了你我豁出去了
for you, Ally.

343
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,154
各位辣酱粉丝们  请注意
Attention, chili fans.

344
00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:25,073
有一个项链被藏在一个辣酱碗里
There's a hidden necklace in one of these pots or bowls of chili.

345
00:18:25,074 --> 00:18:28,734
找到它的人  可获1000美元的报酬
Whoever finds it wins $1,000!

346
00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:33,628
-你们谁有1000美元吗  -没有啊
- Do any of you guys have $1,000? - No.

347
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:36,531
那最好趁他们发现之前赶快找到吧
We better find it before anyone else does.

348
00:18:47,971 --> 00:18:52,471
等等  停下  你想毁了这次比赛
Wait, stop. You're ruining the cook-off!

349
00:19:27,596 --> 00:19:32,021
我们找遍了每一碗辣酱  但是没人找得到我的项链
We've gone through all the chili and no one's found my necklace.

350
00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:33,873
等等
Wait...

351
00:19:33,874 --> 00:19:35,944
-那儿还剩一碗  -天啊
- There's one bowl left. - Oh!

352
00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:37,399
我的项链肯定在这里面
The necklace has gotta be in there.

353
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,954
那这一定是我的辣酱
Then that must be my chili.

354
00:19:38,955 --> 00:19:40,553
而且这是唯一的一份能给
Since it's the only one left for

355
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,002
评委品尝的作品  所以我就要直接胜出了啊
the judges to taste, I'm automatically gonna win.

356
00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:45,823
别着急  小红毛
Not so fast, Red.

357
00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:51,033
如果我先抢到这个碗  你就什么都赢不了了
If I get that bowl first, you ain't winning nothing.

358
00:19:51,034 --> 00:19:53,936
看样子现在只有咱们俩的恩怨了  小鸡仔
Looks like it's just me and you, Chucky.

359
00:19:53,937 --> 00:19:56,839
这个小超市容不下咱们两个
This Mall ain't big enough for the both of us.

360
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,701
事实上  这个超市占地面积264平米
Actually, the Mall's capacity is 2,847,

361
00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:02,490
还没算上停车场的面积
and that doesn't include parking lots.

362
00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:04,591
当我没说
Proceed.

363
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,083
这碗辣酱是我的了
That chili's mine.

364
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,952
我终于有机会打败你了
I'm finally gonna beat you.

365
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:13,553
如果我先打翻它呢
Not if I dump it out first.

366
00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:27,963
出发
Draw.

367
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:58,324
-我拿到了  -喔
- I got it! - Woo!

368
00:21:00,554 --> 00:21:02,102
让我来
Let me just...

369
00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:06,123
谢谢你  德兹  你真的是太好了
Thanks, Dez. That was really sweet.

370
00:21:08,343 --> 00:21:12,783
顺便说一句  你们可欠我1000美元啊
By the way, one of you owes me $1,000.

371
00:21:16,937 --> 00:21:21,531
奶奶  我赢了今年的辣酱烹饪大赛
Grandma, I won the chili cook-off this year!

372
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,877
在你冰箱上留个位  放我的第一名奖章啊
Make room on your 'fridge for my first place ribbon.

373
00:21:24,878 --> 00:21:27,880
等等  留两个空位吧
Actually, make room for two.

374
00:21:27,881 --> 00:21:33,161
我打算再赢下烧烤酱烹饪赛的冠军
I plan on winning the barbecue sauce cook-off, too.

375
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,540
没那么容易  小红毛
Not so fast, Red.

376
00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:39,658
奶奶  我得挂电话了
Gotta go, Grandma.

377
00:21:39,659 --> 00:21:42,762
只有味道最强的烧烤酱才能赢下比赛冠军
The barbecue sauce with the strongest flavor wins.

378
00:21:42,763 --> 00:21:44,864
而我的酱肯定能赢的
And that's gonna be mine.

379
00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:49,902
我的酱最强  强到能单手做50个俯卧撑
My sauce is so strong, it can do 50 one-handed push-ups.

380
00:21:49,903 --> 00:21:50,936
哦  真的吗
Oh, yeah?

381
00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:52,830
我的酱才最强
Well, my sauce is so strong,

382
00:21:52,831 --> 00:21:55,941
强到在奥运会斩获过一枚举重金牌
it won an olympic gold medal in weightlifting.

383
00:21:55,942 --> 00:22:00,547
我的酱最强  强到超级英雄有麻烦的时候
My sauce is so strong, when Superheroes are in trouble...

384
00:22:00,548 --> 00:22:03,619
来叫我的酱去帮忙
They call my sauce for help.

385
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,341
我的酱最强
My sauce is so strong,

386
00:22:05,342 --> 00:22:08,705
强大到能和巨石强森拍动作片了
it's doing a buddy cop movie with The Rock.

387
00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:10,323
我的酱最强
My sauce is so strong,

388
00:22:10,324 --> 00:22:13,486
强大到有学者打算把赫拉克勒斯改名叫
they're thinking about renaming Hercules...
（赫拉克勒斯  希腊神话的大力士）

389
00:22:13,487 --> 00:22:16,187
“我的酱勒斯”
"My sauce-ules".

390
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:21,070
得了吧  这个压根都讲不通
Okay, that one doesn't even make sense.