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are you done with your chunk yet almost
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are you done with your chunk yet almost
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died because everyone else has done
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died because everyone else has done
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literally everyone 47 engineers finished
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literally everyone 47 engineers finished
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one not you almost I'm sure it'll be
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one not you almost I'm sure it'll be
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worth the wait
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worth the wait
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how's the coats been coming
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how's the coats been coming
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t-minus Dinesh done I am done coach
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t-minus Dinesh done I am done coach
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right over laugh it up gilfs
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right over laugh it up gilfs
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I hear you making your little jokes at
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I hear you making your little jokes at
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my expense turning all the engineers
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my expense turning all the engineers
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against me but the second these results
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against me but the second these results
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go up they're all going to see the only
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go up they're all going to see the only
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thing that matters who made less errors
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thing that matters who made less errors
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you mean who made fewer errors oh you
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you mean who made fewer errors oh you
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think you're so clever you know who else
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think you're so clever you know who else
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thought it was clever the hair right
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thought it was clever the hair right
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before was defeated by The Tortoise I'm
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before was defeated by The Tortoise I'm
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the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tortoise go for it oh no
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the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tortoise go for it oh no
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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tortoise keep saying that can't
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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tortoise keep saying that can't
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wait for these results to go up guys no
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wait for these results to go up guys no
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no no we talked about this remember
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no no we talked about this remember
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you're both senior management now okay
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you're both senior management now okay
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your code will be subject to private
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your code will be subject to private
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review Hey Dude how's it going how's
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review Hey Dude how's it going how's
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that review going probably done right
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that review going probably done right
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cause it took you no time counting out
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cause it took you no time counting out
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the bugs and my stuff cuz I crushed it
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the bugs and my stuff cuz I crushed it
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so hard he kicked my ass damn Walker
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so hard he kicked my ass damn Walker
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just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tell me just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tell
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just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tell me just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tell
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me how much you kick my ass but please
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me how much you kick my ass but please
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just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tell me I'm not gonna beg
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just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tell me I'm not gonna beg
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I'm not gonna beg please please please
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I'm not gonna beg please please please
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please please please just please tell me
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please please please just please tell me
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please fine
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please fine
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you just have to swear not to tell
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you just have to swear not to tell
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anyone okay I swear I won't tell anyone
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anyone okay I swear I won't tell anyone
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everyone everyone I have a very
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everyone everyone I have a very
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important announcement to make my code
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important announcement to make my code
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was better than Gil Foyle's so it's
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was better than Gil Foyle's so it's
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official Gilfoyle is a much worse coder
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official Gilfoyle is a much worse coder
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than me I want you all to look at him
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than me I want you all to look at him
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good terrible role model hateful pilot
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good terrible role model hateful pilot
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rash [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] says who Danny told me he
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rash [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] says who Danny told me he
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wasn't supposed to supposed to be a
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wasn't supposed to supposed to be a
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secret but he told me and now everyone's
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secret but he told me and now everyone's
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laughing at you ha ha ha ha ha ha Danny
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laughing at you ha ha ha ha ha ha Danny
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the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is going on did his code
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the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is going on did his code
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actually have less errors than mine I
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actually have less errors than mine I
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don't know what to tell you I checked it
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don't know what to tell you I checked it
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thank you I feel bad for loading in all
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thank you I feel bad for loading in all
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seriousness that means a lot to me to
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seriousness that means a lot to me to
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show you how my gracious winner I'll
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show you how my gracious winner I'll
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take you to a nice restaurant your
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take you to a nice restaurant your
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favorite kind of restaurant a mistake
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favorite kind of restaurant a mistake
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boom get it cuz you suck I hope that
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boom get it cuz you suck I hope that
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book you're reading is for work
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book you're reading is for work
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oh absolutely if you wanna read for fun
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you should read kill Falls favorite
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you should read kill Falls favorite
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author George error Martin's here that
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author George error Martin's here that
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we're all making jokes at your expense
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we're all making jokes at your expense
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is that what's happening as your
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is that what's happening as your
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supervisor I wanted to inform you that
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supervisor I wanted to inform you that
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there is a first stage okay but if you
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there is a first stage okay but if you
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need blood don't go to Gil fo cuz he's
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need blood don't go to Gil fo cuz he's
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type O type oh they love it they're all
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laughing at you animated motion picture
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laughing at you animated motion picture
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quick story story oh hey were you guys
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quick story story oh hey were you guys
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talking about fix our hit animated
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motion picture Toy Story no good girl
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motion picture Toy Story no good girl
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oh yes playground games
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Gilford likes to play soccer coos or it
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Gilford likes to play soccer coos or it
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could be duck-duck-goose
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could be duck-duck-goose
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Danny do those qualify as two separate
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Danny do those qualify as two separate
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why did he go on because I told the
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why did he go on because I told the
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engineers that if you thought you had
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engineers that if you thought you had
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one which you definitely have not it
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one which you definitely have not it
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would take you less than 24 hours to
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cobble together 200 uniquely terrible
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cobble together 200 uniquely terrible
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insults which you have just done that is
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insults which you have just done that is
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why I had Danny tell you you won
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why I had Danny tell you you won
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is that true Danny did Gilfoyle really
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is that true Danny did Gilfoyle really
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beat me private on it
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beat me private on it
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can't say so we don't know who actually
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can't say so we don't know who actually
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won the code contest no but while you
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won the code contest no but while you
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were running around racking your tiny
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were running around racking your tiny
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brain for shitty insults I was quietly
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brain for shitty insults I was quietly
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plotting towards this victory you see it
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plotting towards this victory you see it
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is I who am the tortoise and you are the
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is I who am the tortoise and you are the
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why did you do that right after you
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why did you do that right after you
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forced me to set Dinesh up I told the
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forced me to set Dinesh up I told the
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other engineers that if you won you'd
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immediately insult Dinesh by saying
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something sexually demeaning or racist
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something sexually demeaning or racist
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and you just did both
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and you just did both
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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] mother says in China it have
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[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] mother says in China it have
brother<00:05:18.090><c> black</c>
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brother black
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brother black
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