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helloworld.java

import java.util.ArrayList;

public class HelloWorld {
    public static final Integer a = 104;
    private volatile static Object ob = "o";
    
    public static void good() {
  	  class NiceInnerClass { public NiceInnerClass(){System.out.print('e'); abstract class xx {}}}
  	  Object object = new NiceInnerClass();
    }
    
  public static synchronized void \u006d\u0061\u0069\u006e(String... cheese) {
      class Meme implements Runnable {
          public void run() {
              ob = "rld";
              for(int x_a_q = 3; x_a_q < 5000; x_a_q = x_a_q + x_a_q/x_a_q);
              try{
            	  Thread.sleep(true ? (long)(int)(float)(double)256.0f : (int)(false?1:((0==0)?2:5)));
            	          ;          	  
            	  } catch(Exception e) {{}{{}run();{{}{}{{}}}run();}{run();}{}{}} 
              	
              System.out.print('o');
          }
          public Meme() {
              System.out.print('l');
          }
      }
      			ArrayList<Object> memer = new ArrayList<Object>(); doTheThing();
 if(((("memes" != "bad")==true)==false)==false) {good();}
    
      memer.add(new Meme());
      memer.add(new ArrayList<Runnable>());
   
    Thread t = new Thread(new Meme());
		for(Object interesting 
      			/*important colon*/	   :    /* thank mr colon*/
      					memer) { System.out.print(interesting instanceof Meme ? ob : " "); }
    t.start();
    abstract class YourWifiRange {
    	abstract void giveInternetPls();
    }
    class AMorePowerfulRouter extends YourWifiRange {
    	public void giveInternetPls()
    	{
    		System.out.print("w");
    	}
    }
    AMorePowerfulRouter goodRouter = new AMorePowerfulRouter();
    goodRouter.giveInternetPls();
    t = null; t = new Thread(); t = null;
    try{
        Thread.sleep(512);
        Object ika = "squid";
        ((Integer) 
        		(ika = null
        		)).compareTo(new Integer((true!=false)?453543 : 345345));
        
    }
    catch(Exception e)
    {
    	
    		for(long a         =    2 ; a < 5405834578l ;     a = 2349823453598838l)
    		{
    			System.out.println(ob); {String args[] = {"thank mr squidward"}; }
    		}
    	
    }
    catch(Error f){System.out.println("BEETDWN!!!!!1~"); {}{}{ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<ArrayList<Double>>>>>> arraylistarraylistarraylist;}{}{{}{{}}{}{{}}}}

  }
  
  private static Object doTheThing(int c4anleif87o) { System.out.print(
      (
          char
          ) (
              int
              //todo: do the thing
              
              )a
          ); return new Object(
              );}
  protected static Object doTheThing() { return doTheThing(34);}
}

Dear god...

Wat

much swag

thank mr colon

*sighs.

I'm 12 and what is this.

mother of god

Magnificent. You should judge IOJCC. (Which should be a thing.)

You should be on http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/

Hello to you too!

Pure art. I want one for my office wall.