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Every programmer occasionally, when nobody's home, turns off the lights, pours a glass of scotch, puts on some light German electronica, and opens up a file on their computer. It's a different file for every programmer. Sometimes they wrote it, sometimes they found it and knew they had to save it. They read over the lines, and weep at their beauty, then the tears turn bitter as they remember the rest of the files and the inevitable collapse of all that is good and true in the world.

This file is Good Code.

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dusya / Drunk-hello.txt
Last active August 22, 2016 23:30
Hello, I'm drunk
Hello, it's me
I'm just calling cause I've had a little bit too much to drink
At the bar, then the club
They say tequila's supposed to heal ya
But I'm feelin kinda queasy
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm standing in a crowded bathroom and I really have to pee
I might not make it to the stall
With all these people all around me, I'll have a puddle at my feet