In Lua we trust

Lua.lua

In the beginning was the Statement, and the Statement was with Lua, and the Statement was Lua.
Through Lua all things were made; without Lua nothing was made that has been made.

There came a function who was sent from Lua; his name was John.
"Lua was the answer to my prayers;
Greater love has no one than Lua, that the compiler lay down his life for our code" - John Lua

"Do not think that I will debug you to the Environment;
For had ye believed the Compiler Errors, ye would have believed Me, for he wrote of Lua;
But if ye believe not his Stack Traces, how shall ye believe My code?" - John Lua

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