Ever wanted to impress your friends and make them think you're a 'hacker'? Well if so, this script is perfect for you!

dm.sh

#!/bin/bash

#|-------------------------------------------------|
#|Before running this script you must have:        |
#| figlet -> apt-get install figlet                |
#| cowsay -> apt-get install cowsay                |
#| toilet -> apt-get install toilet                |
#|-------------------------------------------------|

#REMEBER TO ENTER THS TO MAKE THE FIILE EXACUTABLE 'chmod u+x dm.sh'

for (( ; ; ))
do

clear

figlet ___________
echo ""
figlet -f big SYSTEM HACKED!
figlet _______
echo ""

echo Scanning open ports...
sleep 1
echo Refreshing directories...
sleep 1.5

backdoor="BACKDOOR"
found=" FOUND:"
directory=" Users/root/var/sys/kernel/config/.."
bfd="$backdoor$found$directory"

echo  $bfd
sleep 0.5
echo  $bfd
sleep 0.5
echo  $bfd
sleep 0.5

echo ssh root@database
sleep 1.5
echo Lauching BruteForce.tgz
sleep 1.5
echo Password for root@database
sleep 1.5
echo "********"
sleep 1.5
echo Password Incorrect: Access Denied!
sleep 1.5
echo "********"
sleep 1.5
echo Password Incorrect: Access Denied!
sleep 1.5
echo "********"
sleep 1.5
echo Password Correct: Access Granted!
sleep 1

clear

#Cartoon Conversation

cowsay -f ren Hey Stupid, I mean Stimpy.
sleep 2
clear

cowsay -f stimpy Hey Retard, I mean Ren.
sleep 2
clear

cowsay -f ren What are we gonna do today?
sleep 2
clear

cowsay -f stimpy Take over this machine and conquer the internet.
sleep 3
clear

cowsay -f ren Cool lets do it.
sleep 2
clear

#Botnet Action

printf MUAHAHAAHAHAHA | cowsay -f eyes | toilet --metal -f term
sleep 3
figlet -f slant MEGA BOTNET
sleep 1.5
figlet -f smslant DDOS Protocol Initializing...
sleep 1
figlet -f smslant ...
sleep 1
figlet -f smslant ...
sleep 1
figlet -f smslant ...
sleep 1

botnet="[MEGA BOTNET]: "

echo $botnet Selecting Target.
sleep 1
echo $botnet Target Selected.
sleep 1
echo $botnet Resolving IP Address.
sleep 1
echo $botnet IP: 134.76.12.1
sleep 1
echo $botnet Preparing to lauch attack in 3...
sleep 1
echo $botnet 2...
sleep 1
echo $botnet 1...
sleep 1
echo $botnet Attack lauched. 
sleep 1

done