What being British means:
- Being Bitish is about driving in a german car
- to an Irish pub
- for a belgian beer,
- then on the way home, grab an Indian curry
- or a Turkish kebab
- to sit on a swedish sofa
- to watch USA shows
- on a Japanese TV.
- And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign.
- Oh and... Only in Britain...
- can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
- Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open but chain pens to the counter.
- Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop.
- We might be British but we are funny!