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Created June 11, 2014 15:13
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// ಠ_ಠ.scala
object ಠ_ಠ {
// ಠ_ಠ really "Replace user"
def really(str : String) = {
System.err.println(str)
}
// ಠ_ಠ ¬_¬ "Can't provide --log and --no-log"
def ¬_¬(str : String) = {
really(str)
}
// ಠ_ಠ damnit "Timedout"
def damnit(str : String) = {
throw new Exception(str)
}
// ಠ_ಠ ╯°□°╯ "External service returned 503"
def ╯°□°╯(str : String) = {
damnit(str)
}
}
def ಥ╭╮ಥ {
throw new Exception("Dev just gave up")
}
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