Get me some dad jokes

Get-DadJokeIpsum.ps1

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.SYNOPSIS
  Get some filler text that is dad jokes
  
.PARAMETER minLength
  The minimum length of text you need
 
PS> Get-DadJokeIpsum -minLength 500
Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store. Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept. Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me. For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.  It's the little things that count. Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back. How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse. Whiteboards ... are remarkable. Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards theyâd still be in the boat. Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright. Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. I am terrified of elevators. Iâm going to start taking steps to avoid them. Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic. What do you call two barracuda fish?  A Pairacuda!

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function Get-DadJokeIpsum([int]$minLength) {
    $string = ""
    do {
        $string += (Invoke-RestMethod -Uri "https://icanhazdadjoke.com" -Headers @{Accept = "text/plain"}) + " "
    } while ($string.length -lt $minLength)
    return $string
}