Rick and Morty subtitles Season 4 Episode 4

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Rick, we did it!
We -- We got it!

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Hurry up, Morty.
Get in!

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Chachi!

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Fuck Chachi, Morty.

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Did you get it?

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He helped me escape prison.

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Did you get
the Ultimate Cube?

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Oh, it's purple.

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Y-You said
it was purple.

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I said mine was.

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I didn't know they all were.

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And now we do,
thanks to Chichi.

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Chachi.

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So, uh,
w-w-when do I get it?

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Get what, a hug?

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Let's find a planet
with a garden hose first.

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A dragon.

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A dragon.

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You asked me to cut class
and fight robots with you.

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I said, "No."

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You said, "Millions of lives
depend on it."

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I said, "I'll do it
for a dragon."

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You said, "Whatever."

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I want my dragon.

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You know who's into dragons,
Morty?

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Nerds that refuse to admit
they're Christian.

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I want my dragon.

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Let me give you
rocket shoes.

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Let me give you
Wolverine claws.

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Let me give you
a fucking rocket hat.

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Just be sure to use it
with the rocket shoes,

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or it'll rip your head off.

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I want my dragon!
I want my dragon!

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I want my dragon!

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[ Gas hisses ]

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Oh.

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Oh, crap. [ Coughs ]

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Crap.

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Dad, are you okay?

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Your ship
crashed in Malta.

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[ Groans ] I'm okay.

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Oh, thank God.

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Dad, did you promise
Morty a dragon?

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Fuuuuuuu--

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Ugh!

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Bleed here and here.

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Rick:
I'm not co-bleeding.

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Under authority
of our treaty

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'twixt the realms
of dragon and man...

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Oh, my God,
it's my first gay wedding.

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Summer!

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...I hereby bind
this noble serpent and rider

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at the soul.

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Here's your tome of
dragon spells and lore.

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That'll have everything
you need.

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Enjoy your dragon.

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Okay, dragon,
here's the house rules.

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[ Roars ]
My name is Balthromaw,

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breaker of sky,
slayer of mountain.

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Rule one -- You are now scooper
of your own poops,

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or I will take you down like
the black-light poster you are.

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I don't got any more rules.
That's it.

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[ Door closes ]

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I'm guessing you'd rather not
be tagged in this.

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Okay, I'll bite.

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What's with
the talking cat?

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It's a dragon,
dip knob.

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I know that's a dragon.

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I'm talking about
the talking cat in my bedroom.

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Jerry, why would I give Morty
a talking dragon

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and you a talking cat
at the same time?

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Those concepts bump.

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If you're talking to a cat,
it's an abnormal event

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unrelated to me like
when you went to Pluto

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or fucked my daughter.

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Okay, there's really no need
to get savage.

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Cat: So?

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Eh, he says he has nothing
to do with your talking.

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Told you.

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So then
why are you talking?

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Why should that matter?

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Why should it not matter?

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How do I know I'm not
hallucinating?

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Rick said this is
an abnormal event.

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Do you always need Rick
to tell you what's going on?

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Maybe it's time you stopped
asking questions

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and started having fun.

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Oh.

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Wow, okay.

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So, what do you want?

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I want you to take us
to the airport

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and get us two
first-class tickets to Florida.

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Why, I --
I can do that.

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[ Laughing ]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Oh, this is so cool!

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[ Sighs ]

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I await
your next command.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nobody is commanding anybody.

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I love soaring through the sky
with you as equals.

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W-What do you
want to do?

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I want to enter my lair
and sleep upon my hoard

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until the Age of Man
expires.

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Okay.

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Split the diff?

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20-minute nap
and soar through the sky?

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Ugh.

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As you command.

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Okay, see you soon.

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T-This is fun.

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Yeah, right.

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What's this show called,
"Ass"?

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Yeah, it's like "Bones,"
but they solve ass crimes.

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Woman on TV:
 This ass is a clue.

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Are these two
gonna hook up?

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No, and only the lame fans
want that.

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Don't tell me
how to enjoy things.

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Go to her ass.

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That's Brenner.

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Go to Brenner Ass.

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Honeymoon over
already?

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What's that
supposed to mean?

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Admit it, Morty.
Dragons suck.

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Why don't you admit you don't
anyone else to be happy

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because
you're a sad old fart?

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How do you
saddle a fart?

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Holy shit.
Look!

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 -I love you, Ass.
 -I love you, Brenner.

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No.

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Shh.

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Ah!

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Oh!

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And that's the end of the
"Morty Gets a Dragon" episode.

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Are you gonna
slay it?

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First off,
I always slay it, queen.

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Secondly, yes.

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Should I pause "Ass"?

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Nah, it's kind of boring
now that they're together.

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[ Snoring ]

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Hey, fuckface.

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Will you shut the fuck up
or at least roll over?

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[ Groans ]

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Oh, no, it burns.

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Oh, my God.
Oh, the fire of -- of it all.

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Ah, if only I had
prepared better

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for this terrifying battle
by remembering

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the only thing dragons
are known for.

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♪♪

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Careful you don't
get heartburn.

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I made that android
with a lot of C4.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
I imbued it with

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a remote-controlled
explode-y potion.

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You have bested me.

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I am at your service.

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Good to be on
the same parchment.

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Now, I'm gonna tell
my grandson you ran off

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with a low-flying 747
while you pack up your --

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Wait, is this --
Why do you have an original

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Ecto Cooler
juice box from 1989?

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I hoard that which
your kind covets.

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Give you 20 bucks for it.

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[ Chuckles ] Nice try.

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What the hell else
are you hoarding down here?

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Cha-ching.
"Small Soldiers" Spin Pops?

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Don't open that.

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I'm not an idiot.

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Hey, why do you have Future's
self-titled album on vinyl?

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Look closer.

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Oh, shit.
He signed it.

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Closer.

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He signed it in molly
and Percocet?

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I could spend all night
down here.

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Do you indulge
in volcanic fumes?

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Is it gonna
fuck up my brain?

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No.

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I'll do it anyway.

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Hoo, those were not
cheap tickets,

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but, um,
I'm down to clown.

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Uh, w-w-w-why can you talk
again, uh?

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It's not important,
Jerry.

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Okay,
but why Florida?

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Because they don't
ask questions.

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They play volleyball,
they party, and they have fun.

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Right, right.

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You can do this,
Jerry.

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I can do this.

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I can do this.

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Ugh!

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Oh, yeah.

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Jipe:
Hey, Jerry, after this game,

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come to my yacht
and bring your cat.

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You got it, Jipe.

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I got to admit,
you were right.

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I've got to tell you
something, Jerry.

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This is the happiest I've ever
been in my entire life.

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Woman: Oh, gross!
Who shit in the sand?

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Someone took a small shit
in the sand

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and buried it with, like,
two little kicks

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and just left it here
like a land mine.

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Why and who?

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It was him.

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[ Booing ]

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Help!

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♪ Yo    

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♪ Percocets, yeah, molly,
Percocets, Percocets ♪

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♪ Percocets, yeah, molly,
Percocets, Percocets  ♪

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♪ Mask on, 
Mask on ♪

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♪ Gas gone, 
Never nod off ♪

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I'm being summoned
by Morty.

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Yeah.
He's, uh, texting me.

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Hmm.
How are you responding?

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Ugh, I tend not to,

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or maybe I'll send, like,
a popular animated GIF

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that could be interpreted
in almost any way.

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Brilliant.

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I summon thee.

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I summon thee,
Balthromaw.

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What the hell?

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Taylor Swift pumping her hands
in the air?

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What does it mean when --

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It means you're lame.

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♪ Yo    

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♪ Percocets, yeah, molly,
Percocets, Percocets ♪

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♪ Percocets, yeah, molly,
Percocets, Percocets ♪

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♪ Mask on,
Mask on ♪

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♪ Gas gone,
Never nod off ♪

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Balthromaw:
What's the saying?

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"Orcs work to live.
Dwarves live to work."

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So dumb.

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If there's ever a saying
about me,

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I'll fly into
the fucking Sun.

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[ Laughs ]

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Oh, you're small for a dragon,
Rick.

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Well, I sleep on an extra big
pile of awesome shit.

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Then there will be sayings
about you.

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Your lessers
will hunt you down,

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and you will be
owned or slain.

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That's why they call it
a dying breed, brother.

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Ugh! Ugh!

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Oh, God, ugh.

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My soul.

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Oh!

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Oh, yeah.
I'm --

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I'm -- I'm a dragon.

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Oh!
Ugh, I'm bonding.

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I'm bonding too.

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Oh!

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Yeah.

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What the fuck?

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Morty, I can explain.

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Stop!

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Why are you
still doing it?

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Why does it
feel better now?

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I hope it's not because you're
watching but don't go anywhere.

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How did you find us?

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We followed the smell
of sulfur and skankery.

261
00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:02,741
Oh!

262
00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:04,977
Oh, yeah.

263
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:04,977
Oh, man, ugh.

264
00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:07,246
Fuck this.

265
00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,582
You can take this stupid
fake soul-bond contract,

266
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:12,585
and you can -- Mm!
Ah!

267
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:13,652
No refunds.

268
00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:16,155
Your dragon soul-bonded
with my grandpa.

269
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,591
Oh, my!
I am so sorry.

270
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,326
That is
a total violation.

271
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,427
Yeah, no shit.

272
00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:23,229
I'll take care of this
at once.

273
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,496
You slut dragon!

274
00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:24,496
What the fuck?

275
00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:25,764
You slut.

276
00:09:25,764 --> 00:09:25,764
Chill out, dude.

277
00:09:25,764 --> 00:09:26,665
Slut!

278
00:09:26,665 --> 00:09:26,665
Okay, that's --

279
00:09:26,665 --> 00:09:28,000
You slut!

280
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:28,000
Y-You don't have to --

281
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,268
Slut!

282
00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:30,502
Shame on you!

283
00:09:30,502 --> 00:09:32,004
Shame, you slut!
You slutty, slutty slut!

284
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,939
Ow! Why the fuck does it feel
like you're whipping me?

285
00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:33,939
Because your soul got tangled
in a dirty....

286
00:09:33,939 --> 00:09:37,843
Ah!

287
00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:37,843
...slutty...

288
00:09:37,843 --> 00:09:38,944
Ow!

289
00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:38,944
...slut soul!

290
00:09:38,944 --> 00:09:40,279
Ow!

291
00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:40,279
Let's go!

292
00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:41,347
Ow! Ow!

293
00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,781
Get to that portal,
you slut.

294
00:09:42,781 --> 00:09:45,284
Grandpa, do something,
or I will tweet,

295
00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:47,286
and you will be canceled.

296
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:50,856
Hey, Dandruff the Great, lighten
up and give the kid his dragon.

297
00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,124
By whose command?

298
00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,292
You have no magic.

299
00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:55,294
Yeah, I know.
I have actual power.

300
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:56,528
Not here, you don't.

301
00:09:56,528 --> 00:09:59,698
True power looks like this --

302
00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:01,700
stone monster.

303
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:01,700
Stick that up your ass.

304
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,136
Oh, you're done?

305
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:09,775
I thought the rock monster was
here to introduce a physicist.

306
00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:13,112
Spinal cord, uh,
activate morphine.

307
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,381
Oh,
I might be fucked.

308
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:19,451
Lightning bridge!

309
00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:20,719
Okay, he's gone.
Listen up.

310
00:10:20,719 --> 00:10:22,388
There's probably animals
in these hills.

311
00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,723
If you spare me, I can make
your crotch a salt lick.

312
00:10:24,723 --> 00:10:30,962
Agana aksaka sapooloo.

313
00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:32,398
Thank you, Morty.

314
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,633
Figures you'd be higher status
in Lame World.

315
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:36,568
Get your shit together,
Lair Wrecker.

316
00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,170
We need to rescue
Balthromaw.

317
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,340
Morty, the moral of this story
is bros before dragons.

318
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:42,841
You know what
I'm talking about?

319
00:10:42,841 --> 00:10:45,577
Yeah, if he dies while
you're soul bonded, you die too.

320
00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:52,851
Morty, the moral of this story
is bros rescue dragons.

321
00:10:52,851 --> 00:10:55,120
Balthromaw, by soul bonding
with multiple riders,

322
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,724
you have violated the treaty
between dragon and mankind.

323
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:03,228
The Dragonarchy sentences you
to hang by the neck until dead.

324
00:11:03,228 --> 00:11:05,064
On the count of three.

325
00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,066
One Dragonarchy,

326
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,934
two Dragonarchy,

327
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,737
2 1/2 --
I just wanted to make sure --

328
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:13,572
three!

329
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:13,572
[ Choking ]

330
00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:15,741
Grandpa Rick, what's wrong?

331
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:18,577
Oh, God. The wizard must have
hung Balthromaw!

332
00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,279
Well, fuck it.
Can we go back then?

333
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,281
W-Well, no, no.
It takes, like, 78 years

334
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:23,615
to hang a dragon
to death, so...

335
00:11:23,615 --> 00:11:25,417
Aw, man.
It's so annoying.

336
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:27,953
You ever, like, try to swallow
a really big vitamin

337
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,421
with no water?
Ugh!

338
00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,756
You know, like
[clears throat]

339
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,591
really, like,
big one, you know,

340
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:35,627
and it kind of gets,
ugh, stuck in your throat?

341
00:11:35,627 --> 00:11:36,929
It's -- It's annoying.
All right.

342
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,431
Morty, go ahead
and activate this golem.

343
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:41,800
Agana aksaka sapooloo.

344
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,969
[ Golem roaring ]

345
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:49,141
♪♪

346
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:54,446
♪♪

347
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,281
Fucking dumb.
All right.

348
00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:58,917
Who wants to be infused with,
like, uh, unreasonable power?

349
00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:01,487
Oh, can I be, like,
a sexy arrow-shooty lady?

350
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:04,323
Yeah, whatever.
There's no rules. I don't care.

351
00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,325
Morty,
you want superpowers?

352
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,327
No, thanks. I'm fine.
I've got my book.

353
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:09,995
All right.
Good luck with that.

354
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,497
Let's go.

355
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,765
[ Roaring ]

356
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:14,333
[ Coughs, clears throat ]
God, it's like --

357
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:15,500
Have you ever had too much
orange juice,

358
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,002
or, like,
you know how egg yolk

359
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,837
kind of, like,
gets in your throat?

360
00:12:18,837 --> 00:12:19,938
Yeah, we get it.

361
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:20,839
Come on and hurry.

362
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:22,941
W-We got to free
Balthromaw.

363
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:22,941
Upsulu --

364
00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:28,247
I got this.

365
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,182
Morty, how's that book
working out for you,

366
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:35,154
you fucking d-d-dumbass?

367
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,955
Huh. You know what?
You're right.

368
00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:38,857
I could get used
to this magic stuff.

369
00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:47,466
♪♪

370
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,301
There's Balthromaw.

371
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:50,636
Check this shit out.
Watch this.

372
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,703
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't even look.

373
00:12:51,703 --> 00:12:52,871
Don't even bother looking.

374
00:12:52,871 --> 00:12:54,807
Just fucking let magic
guide your arrow.

375
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,708
Summer, what the hell
are you doing?

376
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:56,708
Take this seriously.

377
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,211
Shut the fuck up, Morty.

378
00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:01,547
Stop trying to pretend like
magic involves skill or thought.

379
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,882
Summer, make it look like it's
coming out of your butthole.

380
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:05,250
Yeah, yeah.

381
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,252
Ah!

382
00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:09,822
Oh, fuck,
my fucking eye, oh!

383
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,925
What in the Medieval
equivalent of tarnation --

384
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:15,060
Jesus Christ!

385
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,562
Summer,
you fucking idiot!

386
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,730
Power of 12 feet.

387
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:19,598
Uh, ow, fuck!

388
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,166
I take it all back!

389
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:26,805
I fucking hate magic!

390
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:27,906
Ah!

391
00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:29,174
Slut thief!

392
00:13:29,174 --> 00:13:31,076
You're a slut thief!

393
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,679
[ Electronic music playing ]

394
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,081
Pretty fun boat,
fun people.

395
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:39,585
That's great, not being asked
why I can talk.

396
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:43,088
I'm a talking cat, but
"Who cares why?" is my point.

397
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:48,427
Well, nice talking to you
for no reason.

398
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,795
Jorge,
that was a good one,

399
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,597
but do you know what
a peanut butter gargoyle is?

400
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,865
Nah, what's that?

401
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,867
Dude, it's when you
take the chick,

402
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:54,867
put her feet on a cathedral --

403
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,869
Sorry to interrupt, guys.

404
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,872
Just want to clarify,
are these real sex positions?

405
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,139
Because if they are,

406
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,742
how are they gratifying
to the male at all?

407
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,644
And if the goal is
to make something up,

408
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:09,715
why not make up
something...funnier?

409
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:13,051
I'm asking too many questions,
aren't I?

410
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,319
How ironic.

411
00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:16,221
Get out of Florida,
you overthinking cat.

412
00:14:16,221 --> 00:14:18,490
Why don't you go overthink shit
up north in Georgia?

413
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:29,468
All: Hate that cat.

414
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,236
You got any money
for a cab?

415
00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:32,838
Why ask questions?

416
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,406
Why not just have fun?

417
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,774
I deserve that.

418
00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:38,577
Wizard:
Attention, citizens of Draygon,

419
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:41,413
a slut dragon has escaped.

420
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:44,683
Anyone caught harboring it
is also a slut.

421
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:44,683
That's how it goes.

422
00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,351
Ow, my eye.

423
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:49,288
It pains me that
you can feel my pain.

424
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,589
Yeah, how about
you suck your dick,

425
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:52,257
which is also
somehow my dick?

426
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:55,794
Aw, why can't couples that start
out cheating ever end up happy?

427
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:58,096
M-Maybe I can find
that wizard's portal spell

428
00:14:58,096 --> 00:14:59,364
in here and g-get us home.

429
00:14:59,364 --> 00:15:00,999
How about finding the spell
that unbinds me

430
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,367
from your fucking dragon?

431
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,369
Debranavox:
No spells can do that.

432
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:06,471
Only the wizard
can unbind soul bonds.

433
00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:07,673
Uh, who the fuck are you?

434
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,507
Who are we?
Who the fuck are you, bitch?

435
00:15:09,507 --> 00:15:11,843
Debrah, stop.
We are the slut dragons.

436
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:13,979
We live in these slut caves
where we fuck,

437
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:16,982
suck, and eat butt, and
we kindly ask that you leave.

438
00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:19,484
If the wizard knows we are here,
he will imprison us.

439
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,886
Yeah!
We like it down here

440
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:23,188
'cause we can fuck
woolly mammoths. Get out!

441
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:23,188
Get the fuck out of here,
Michael!

442
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,823
Shut up, Michael!

443
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,325
You're the only one
that fucks that thing.

444
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,659
Get the fuck out of here.

445
00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:29,328
Well, at least
I'm not into shit play.

446
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,562
-Fuck you!
-Hey, wait!

447
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,230
Everybody stop, stop!

448
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:33,832
Listen,
this is all my fault.

449
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,501
I started all this when
I tried to control Balthromaw,

450
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:37,669
and that was fucked up.

451
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:39,338
Nobody should control anyone,

452
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:40,705
especially that guy up there.

453
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:43,408
And, um, you can eat butt
if you want, I guess.

454
00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:43,408
I, uh --

455
00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:44,576
I got this, Morty.

456
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,345
Okay, listen up,
slut dragons!

457
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,080
Wouldn't you rather
be sluts up there,

458
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,549
have a fuck world
instead of a fuck cave?

459
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:51,917
What's wrong with you?

460
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,086
This man with a ponytail
makes a valid point.

461
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:56,922
All dragons are sluts deep down,
even the ones up above,

462
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,057
but we would have to kill
the wizard to be free.

463
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,359
He is too powerful.

464
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,894
There is a way
to kill the wizard.

465
00:16:02,894 --> 00:16:04,563
Whoa.
Who's this mysterious character?

466
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,365
Shadow Jacker,
you haven't come out

467
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,033
of your masturbation cave
in eons.

468
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:11,403
It's high time I emerge
from my cum cocoon.

469
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:13,705
I grow tired of eavesdropping
and masturbating

470
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:15,073
to the sounds
you all make.

471
00:16:15,073 --> 00:16:16,375
Jesus Christ.
All right.

472
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,409
C-Could use
a little more mystery.

473
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,077
Oh, oh, just now
seeing the staff.

474
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:22,414
We've never had enough sluts
to defeat the wizard.

475
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,916
Now, with the four fresh,
wet sluts that

476
00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:28,420
just landed on our doorstep,
we finally have a chance.

477
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,589
So killing the wizard
will break my soul bond.

478
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,891
Yes, it solves
all of our problems.

479
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,227
We must begin
a 10-slut soul orgy...

480
00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,728
Morty: Wait, wait, what?

481
00:16:36,728 --> 00:16:39,264
...and become the all-slut
slut phoenix dragon, Slut.

482
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,599
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on.

483
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,100
There's got to be
something else in here.

484
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,769
There's got to be another way.
Just give me a second.

485
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,771
I haven't read
all this yet.

486
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:49,074
[ All moaning ]

487
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,109
Maybe don't tell your parents
we did this?

488
00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:55,247
[ Moaning continues ]

489
00:16:55,247 --> 00:17:01,953
♪♪

490
00:17:01,953 --> 00:17:08,793
♪♪

491
00:17:08,793 --> 00:17:15,467
♪♪

492
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:18,136
Oh, oh, no.
Oh -- Wait, please, no!

493
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:19,638
Ice spell!
Ice spell!

494
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,473
Oh, God!

495
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,241
That just made it
last longer.

496
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:24,976
Ah, it burns longer!

497
00:17:24,976 --> 00:17:30,816
Ah, I could have died fast!

498
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,150
Thank you, strangers.

499
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,819
Well, it's your world now.
Have fun with empowerment.

500
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,821
It seems to make everyone
that gets it really happy.

501
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:39,091
All right, guys.
I'll use this to open a portal.

502
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,660
Uh, open a portal
to Earth.

503
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,495
Let's get the hell
out of here fast.

504
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:44,996
God, look at
this piece of shit.

505
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:49,968
Why is there writing on it?
Who writes on a portal?

506
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:52,504
Should've taken me up on those
Wolverine claws instead, Morty.

507
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,172
Wait,
why did the dragon come?

508
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,341
I was thinking
we could hang out?

509
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,343
Oh, yeah.
Whoa, Jesus.

510
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,212
Your dad's been texting me
this whole time?

511
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,780
Uh, he's at an airport
with a cat.

512
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,515
Okay, that --
that sounds -- Wow.

513
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:04,783
You know,
I better check on him.

514
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,518
Big season finale right there,
you know?

515
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:08,019
Better, uh --
Better go right now.

516
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,955
Also, I told you not
to get a dragon, Morty.

517
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:12,023
This is your fault.
Fuck you, worst adventure ever.

518
00:18:12,023 --> 00:18:13,525
Worst adventure ever.

519
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:16,461
Yeah, uh, I guess you better be
on your way too, Balthromaw.

520
00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:18,196
Well, I've been thinking.

521
00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:22,033
What you said back there in the
cave really resonated with me.

522
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:23,635
Maybe we could
try again?

523
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:24,970
Look, to be honest,
I'm kind of grossed out

524
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,405
with the sexual nature
of how everything unfolded.

525
00:18:27,405 --> 00:18:29,141
I didn't know
how sexual dragons were.

526
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,643
I kind of just wanted to do
some D&D stuff, you know?

527
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,879
And have a soul orgy
with your sister and grandpa

528
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,647
and every dragon
we could find, yeah?

529
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,649
No, look,
can you please just go?

530
00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:39,251
I-I-I really
want to shower.

531
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,153
Maybe a quick soul bone
before I go.

532
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:42,387
I-I-I-I'm good.

533
00:18:42,387 --> 00:18:43,655
I think
I just need to be alone

534
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,824
and sort of
un-- unpack all this.

535
00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:46,892
What about your grandpa?

536
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,426
Would he want to?
I can wait.

537
00:18:48,426 --> 00:18:49,761
No,
I think you better go.

538
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,563
I-I'm gonna take
that shower.

539
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:54,232
If it's just warm liquid you
want trickled over your body,

540
00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:54,232
I could maybe --

541
00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:55,500
No, no, look.

542
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,902
I just want to be clean!

543
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,104
I-I-I feel dirty after
everything that's happened.

544
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,840
How about
a quick hand bond?

545
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:01,840
I like doing it.

546
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,842
You're embarrassing yourself.

547
00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,510
I-I-I'm closing the door.

548
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:08,513
Fucking soul teasers.

549
00:19:08,513 --> 00:19:10,682
This is a cool car.
I like having fun.

550
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:12,617
That's what I'm talking about.
Keep it moving.

551
00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:14,119
Don't ask why I can talk.

552
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:14,119
Mm, mm, mm.

553
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,854
Uh-huh.

554
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,290
For sure. For sure.

555
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,724
Where are we going?

556
00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:22,127
Quantum radiator might need
some nanowater.

557
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:25,430
We --
We can stretch our legs.

558
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:29,568
[ Bottles clatter ]

559
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,904
So, uh,
why can you talk?

560
00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:34,306
What is this?

561
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,641
I need you in one spot
for a clean mind scan.

562
00:19:36,641 --> 00:19:38,810
Mind scan?
Look, you're overthinking it.

563
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,745
The point of a talking cat
is to have fun.

564
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,215
I find the insinuation that
I can't ask questions

565
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,749
 and have fun
condescending.

566
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:44,749
Y-You find it
condescending, Jerry?

567
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:47,552
Yes.

568
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:47,552
All right. I'm from outer space.
Happy?

569
00:19:47,552 --> 00:19:50,388
No.

570
00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:52,591
Exactly, because no answer
would be satisfying.

571
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,892
Because it's a lie.

572
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:56,228
Let's see the truth.

573
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,329
What in the...

574
00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,232
[ Explosions ]

575
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,234
Oh, son of a bitch.

576
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:02,234
Jerry, don't.

577
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,835
I want to see.

578
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:07,872
No, you do not.

579
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:11,076
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

580
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,345
At least now maybe --

581
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,446
Get the hell out of here!

582
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,447
But I've got
nowhere to go.

583
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:15,447
Get out!

584
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:16,781
Get out!

585
00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:17,782
Get out!

586
00:20:17,782 --> 00:20:22,821
[ Crying ]

587
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:25,757
[ Crying ]

588
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:30,195
He was in my home where
I keep photos of my parents.

589
00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,363
Jerry, I have a device.

590
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:32,697
I-It can make us forget.

591
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:35,700
No, I don't think we should
forget,

592
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:37,135
not this.

593
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,271
Someone
has to remember.

594
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:43,007
Someone will.

595
00:20:43,007 --> 00:20:44,276
Did we crash?

596
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:45,310
Where's the cat?

597
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,279
He, uh, ran away.

598
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:47,279
Did you scan his brain?

599
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,381
Yeah.

600
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,882
Did you find out
why he can talk?

601
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,784
He's from outer space.

602
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,653
Outer space?

603
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,388
That little --
[ Chuckles ]

604
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:59,824
Of course, total mind fuck.

605
00:20:59,824 --> 00:21:07,666
♪♪

606
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:15,206
♪♪

607
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:23,181
♪♪

608
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:35,394
♪♪

609
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:37,595
Now, that's what I call
draggin'.

610
00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:37,595
What?

611
00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:38,897
It's a joke.

612
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,366
You're a dragon
draggin' your stuff.

613
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,867
I understand.

614
00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:44,402
So, how you doing?

615
00:21:44,402 --> 00:21:46,438
I grow weary
of you humans.

616
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:48,773
How about 50 bucks?
You weary of 50 bucks?

617
00:21:48,773 --> 00:21:50,208
I'm trying to
cheat on my wife.

618
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,444
I'm looking for a little magic,
a little fantasy.

619
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,412
You could use some help.
Let's help each other, huh?

620
00:21:54,412 --> 00:21:55,747
50 bucks.

621
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:59,851
[ Roars ]

622
00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,553
Nice.

623
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,254
Is there a reason
you can speak?

624
00:22:03,254 --> 00:22:05,757
Yeah,
and I'm ashamed of it.

625
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,393
Then speak of it
no more.

626
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:11,429
Do you wish to eat,
maybe bond a little?

627
00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,431
Yeah, I could bond.

628
00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:16,935
How long does it take you
to fly to Florida?

629
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,537
Did you get any of that?