Idea for a fallback library

gistfile1.txt

fallback.json
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{
  email: '[email protected]',
  disk: '/var/log/failure/marshalled'
}

Node code
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var fallback = require('fallback');
var mongoose = require('mongoose');

var fluffy = new Kitten({ name: 'fluffy' });

fallback.fluffy.save(function (err, fluffy) {
  if (err) // DevOps will know about this
});