stupid esolang (if even considered atp) thing i made which i call it zxcv it works almost similarily to brainfuck but it uses a bit of characters from the QWERTY layout (zasqwcdfert (and space)) and numbers (as argument) (positive or negative) (usually its 1 if none was given) space is for printing the current "cell" that the pointer is selectin…

zxcv.c

#define t m[p]
int p,o,k,g;char m[65536],*a,*s;main(int c,char**v){FILE*f=fopen(v[1],"r");if(f){for(s=malloc(2e6);(c=fgetc(f))+1;s[k++]=c);}else s=v[1];for(a=s;*a;a+=k){k=1;g=a[1]==45?k++,-1:1;for(o=0;a[k]>47&&a[k]<58;o=o*10+a[k++]-48);o=o?o*g:g;p=*a=='z'?p+o:p;if(*a=='q'&&!t){a+=o;continue;}if(*a=='w'&&t){a-=o;continue;}t=*a=='t'?getchar():*a=='c'?t+o:t;*a-32||putchar(t);}}

//or this artistic piece?

#define <stdio.h>
#define t m[p]
int p,o,k,g;char m[65536],          *a,*s;          main(           int c,char**v) {               FILE*f=         fopen(v[
                  1],"r"               );if        (f){            for(s=       malloc               (2e6);         (c=
                fgetc                    (f))    +1;s             [k++]            =c);}                else      s=v[
              1];for                      (a=    s;              *a;a+=                                  k)        {
            k=1;g                          =a[1]               ==45?k                                    ++,     -1:
          1;for                           (o=   0;              a[k]>                                      47    &&
        a[k]                            <58;    o=o              *10+                                      a[   k++
      ]-48                            );o=        o?o             *g:g                                      ;p  =
    *a==                             'z'?           p+o:            p;if            (*a==                   'q'&&
  !t){a                            +=o;            continue;          }if(*a      =='w'                      &&t)
{a-=o;continue;}t=*a=='t'       ?getchar()          :*a=='c'?           t+o:t;*a-32||                    putchar(t);}}