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<?php
class EnterpriseApi extends Clue\React\Soap\Proxy
{
public function __call($method, $args)
{
if (!in_array($method, array('DoAuthenticateUserWithPlaintextPassword', 'BypassTheAuthenticationFramework', 'debug'))) {
$d = new React\Promise\Deferred();
$d->reject(new \Exception('This is an enterprise API!!11'));
return $d->promise();
var gulp = require('gulp');
var spawn = require('child_process').spawn;
var subprocess;
function refreshGulpfile() {
if (subprocess) subprocess.kill();
subprocess = spawn('gulp', ['watched-default'], {stdio: 'inherit'});
}
gulp.task('default', function () {
@kyledrake
kyledrake / ferengi-plan.txt
Last active November 14, 2025 04:39
How to throttle the FCC to dial up modem speeds on your website using Nginx
# The blog post that started it all: https://neocities.org/blog/the-fcc-is-now-rate-limited
#
# Current known FCC address ranges:
# https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7716915
#
# Confirm/locate FCC IP ranges with this: http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET-165-135-0-0-1/pft
#
# In your nginx.conf:
location / {
$buffer = '';
$conn->on('data', function($data, $conn) use (&$buffer) {
$buffer .= $data;
// check to see if the buffer contains any line feeds (detect end of line)
while (false !== ($pos = strpos($buffer, PHP_EOL))) {
// get the first line from the buffer (up to the EOL)
$line = substr($buffer, 0, $pos);
// remove the line from the buffer (advance behind the EOL)
@eko
eko / packagist.py
Last active September 25, 2020 13:39
This is a reverse-search for Packagist in order to find which packages is using a package as a dependency
#!/usr/bin/python
#
# This script will provides a reverse-search on Packagist to find which libraries uses a given library package
# as a dependency.
#
# Usage:
# First, you need to fetch dependencies: ./packagist.py --fetch
# After, you can start checking packages: ./packagist.py --package <package-name>
#
# Author: Vincent Composieux <[email protected]>
@denji
denji / http-benchmark.md
Last active November 26, 2025 20:18
HTTP(S) Benchmark Tools / Toolkit for testing/debugging HTTP(S) and restAPI (RESTful)
@frankdejonge
frankdejonge / gist:8234108
Created January 3, 2014 07:14
Ansible setup for MailCatcher.me
---
- name: Commmon | MailUtils
apt: pkg=mailutils state=latest
- name: Commmon | sqlite3
apt: pkg=sqlite3 state=latest
- name: Commmon | libsqlite3-dev
apt: pkg=libsqlite3-dev state=latest
@corny
corny / git.cap
Created November 14, 2013 01:31
Capistrano 3 with Git Submodules
# Save this file as lib/capistrano/tasks/git.cap
namespace :git do
desc 'Copy repo to releases'
task create_release: :'git:update' do
on roles(:all) do
with fetch(:git_environmental_variables) do
within repo_path do
execute :git, :clone, '-b', fetch(:branch), '--recursive', '.', release_path
end
@bradmontgomery
bradmontgomery / install-comodo-ssl-cert-for-nginx.rst
Last active November 29, 2025 12:10
Steps to install a Comodo PositiveSSL certificate with Nginx.

Setting up a SSL Cert from Comodo

I use Namecheap.com as a registrar, and they resale SSL Certs from a number of other companies, including Comodo.

These are the steps I went through to set up an SSL cert.

Purchase the cert

@krakjoe
krakjoe / pthreads.md
Last active September 23, 2025 16:14
pthreads.md

Multi-Threading in PHP with pthreads

A Brief Introduction to Multi-Threading in PHP

  • Foreword
  • Execution
  • Sharing
  • Synchronization
  • Pitfalls