Playing with PHP syntax — This is me when I'm bored...

syntax.php

<?php
$lol = "lol";
define("HAHA", $lol, 1);
class ja {
        function jaja() {
                return 'This will be the result';
        }
}
class nose {
        function lol(){
                return array(0, new ja() );
        }
}
function lol() {
        return array( new nose() );
}
echo ${HaHa}()[0]->{${$lol}}()[1]->jaja();