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The recipient may NOT, under any circumstances, ever ever -- EVER -- use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, sell, or even so much as think about this software, in source or binary. By obtaining a copy of THE SOFTWARE, THE RECIPIENT further agrees that they forfeit their rights to, as well as their children's, spouse's, parents, and/or sibling's rights to, including, but certainly, certainly not limited to:
- Yearly Christmas presents, or any other gifts from yearly gift-giving traditional holiday that occurs in or around December (Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc).
- Birthday presents (excluding socks), and cake. Especially the cake.
- Any transplantable living organ THE AUTHOR may be the recipient.
- First born child and/or that first born child's soul.
Additionally, by obtaining a copy of THE SOFTWARE, THE RECIPIENT even further agrees that, IF THE AUTHOR is single, and perhaps a bit lonely, THE RECIPIENT, at the sole discretion of THE AUTHOR, will go out on a minimum of three dates with THE AUTHOR, and, at THE AUTHOR's discretion, allow THE AUTHOR to get to at least 1st base.
No one other than the copyright holder, listed above, has the right to modify the terms applicable to covered code created under this License. If you try, the author will kick your ass. The copyright holder though, can change or do whatever they please, at any time, though.
THIS SOFTWARE IS RELUCTANTLY PROVIDED BY THE AUTHOR AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE ARE BULLSHIT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, SADNESS FROM LOSS OF GIFTS, DEATH/INJURY OR INFECTION FROM VOLUNTARY OR FORCED ORGAN TRANSPLANTS, DATA LOSS, RESULTANT CHILDREN FROM FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE AUTHOR, LOSS OF USE, PROFITS, OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION CAUSED BY SUMMONING OF CTHULHU FOR THE COLLECTION OF FIRST BORN AND/OR THEIR SOUL.) .. HOWEVER CAUSED, SINCE THERE'S A LOT OF SHIT THAT COULD GO WRONG... I MEAN DAMN.. ANYWAY, AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE SINCE IT'S VERY LIKELY THAT WILL OCCUR, OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY OUT OF THE USE, OR EVEN THINKING ABOUT OR LACK OF THINKING ABOUT THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE, BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE BEEN. SERIOUSLY, I'M COMING FOR YOUR CAKE.
This license is Copyright (C) 2016 Richurd Stallwoman and is released under the GNL/Not Lunucks Specific Private License. (this license.)