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Enormous Switch vs Large Group of Methods

A primer on benchmarking and O(1) vs O(n) lookups

When writing Hubbub, a PHP-IRC bot/BNC, the IRC parser is a large collection of specialized methods, for example:

private function parse_rpl_isupport($line) { 
    // do some parsing...
    return $line;
}

	# root@lighthouse; ~
	; fdisk /dev/md0

	Welcome to fdisk (util-linux 2.27.1).
	Changes will remain in memory only, until you decide to write them.
	Be careful before using the write command.

	/dev/md0: device contains a valid 'ext3' signature; it is strongly recommended to wipe the device with wipefs(8) if this is unexpected, in order to avoid possible collisions

	Device does not contain a recognized partition table.

	/**
	* Emulates a PHP PSR-3-like interface.
	*
	* @type {{emergency: $log.emergency, alert: $log.alert, critical: $log.critical, error: $log.error, warning: $log.warning, notice: $log.notice, info: $log.info, debug: $log.debug, log: $log.log}}
	*/

	var Logger = function () {
	this.logger = {};

	var psrToConsole = {

	#!/usr/bin/env php
	<?php

	/*
	/* mtime: version 1.0
	/*
	/* (C) Copyright 2016 A.B. Carroll <[email protected]>
	/* MIT License.
	/*
	/*/

	# ~/.tmux.conf

	###########################################################################
	# Change prefix from default (C-b) to C-g
	# C-g doesn't interfere with emacs-style editing keys

	#unbind -n C-b
	#unbind -n C-a
	#set -g prefix C-a

	<?php

	// Just showing you: say nonexistent had defined a variable called $foo that is a boolean, we can hint that too
	include 'nonexistent.php';

	/** @var bool $foo */
	if($foo) { // this won't say undefined variable in the editor!
	echo "foo was true in nonexistent.php";
	}

	<?php

	class test {
	public function __construct(Array $dependants) {
	array_walk($dependants, function ($dVal, $dKey) {
	$this->$dKey = $dVal;
	});

	$this->init();
	$this->run();

	<?php

	/**
	* Class Bootstrap
	*/
	class Bootstrapper {
	/**
	* Whether or not to directly 'echo' debugging information. This is so close to the start procedures, logging facilities are not yet created.
	* @const bool VERBOSE
	*/