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| # evil cowsay cd | |
| cd_() { if [ "$((1 + RANDOM % 10))" = 3 ]; then _out="I'm sorry $(whoami), I can't do that for you."; $(if [ $(which cowsay) ]; then echo cowsay; else echo echo; fi) "$_out"; else cd; fi } | |
| alias cd='cd_' |
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| sleep 300 && open /Applications/Google\ Chrome.app/ http://bit.ly/sc-stat |
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| `/remind me to check status -> http://bit.ly/sc-stat in one hour` |
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