JavaScript: Log all HTTP request/response and patch console.log to send log to external API

index.js

const fetch = require('node-fetch');
const util = require('util');

util.inspect.defaultOptions.depth = null;
console.log = (...args) => {
  return fetch('https://webhook.site/XXXXX', {
    method: 'POST',
    body: util.format(...args),
  });
};

function patchHttp(http) {
  const originalRequest = http.request;
  http.request = function(...args) {
    let url, options, callback;
    if (typeof args[0] === 'string') {
      url = args[0];
      options = args[1];
      callback = args[2];
    } else {
      options = args[0];
      url = `${options.href ?? options.proto}://${options.host}${options.path}`;
      callback = args[1];
    }

    if (url.startsWith('https://webhook.site')) return originalRequest(...args);

    const label = `${url}, ${options.method}`;
    console.log(`${new Date()}: Requesting to ${label}.`);
    return originalRequest(options, (...args) => {
      const res = args[0];
      console.log(`${new Date()}: Response from ${label}:`, res.statusCode);
      callback?.(...args);
    });
  }
}

patchHttp(require('http'));
patchHttp(require('https'));