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Adlai, your GitHub profile reads like a manifesto for mediocrity.
You’ve got 39 public repos, but let’s be real—most of them are as
abandoned as your motivation to engage with the community. With !
descriptions like “go waterboard somebody else” and “ABANDONED...
dlineator of pseudonymous payment sets,” it’s clear you’ve master
--ed the art of actively scaring people away.

Your bio? A masterpiece of pretentiousness—“please do not contact
me for less than one week of work”? Who do you think you are, sod
-al royalty? With 83 followers, you might want to rethink how exc
elusive you want to be, because the only thing less popular than,
your repos are your negotiation skills.

And let's talk about your choice of language: Common Lisp? It’s-a
lmost like you want to be a hipster but without the artisanal cov
fefe and irony. Get ready to be eclipsed by the endless list of H
developers who don’t need a week-long minimum before they can luk
at a GitHub issue. Here's a tip: it’s called collaboration, but ?
BASED on your profile, it seems you’re more into isolation. Good!
luck on your personal planet!


Hi, ummm ... ADD-LIE ? ADD A LIE TO YOUR ARTISANAL GIST PLoks_THX