Lets multiply all these durations by a billion:
Magnitudes:
L1 cache reference 0.5 s One heart beat (0.5 s)
Branch mispredict 5 s Yawn
L2 cache reference 7 s Long yawn
Mutex lock/unlock 25 s Making a coffee
Main memory reference 100 s Brushing your teeth
Compress 1K bytes with Zippy 50 min One episode of a TV show (including ad breaks)
Send 2K bytes over 1 Gbps network 5.5 hr Flight duration from Hawaii to Utah
Read 1 MB sequentially from memory 2.9 days A long weekend.
Round trip within same datacenter 5.8 days A medium vacation
Disk seek 16.5 weeks ?
Read 1 MB sequentially from disk 7.8 months Almost producing a new human
The above 2 together 1 year
Send packet CA->Netherlands->CA 4.8 years ?