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insult.rb
def follower_insult(followers)
case followers
when 0..100 then ["Hopefully you've got more friends offline, though we're not counting on it."]
when 101..1000 then ["That's like, what, a small village? A hamlet? Way to escape the farmstead, chief.", "And you thought you'd get more popular once you finished high school."]
else ["Proof positive that large numbers of people can be very, very wrong.", "Lemmings."]
end.sort_by { rand }.first
end
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