Adrian Slaps Yannick

//Yannick's lack of interest in the Captain America movie just got him slapped, epic style:

 $(function(){
       $('#adrian').slap(function(){ // initiate slap
          $("#yannick").face(10000); // slow motion slap
          return true; // loop that sucka << this may be wrong, but the animation don't gotta stop....
       });   
 });

Whatever, I can do this with CSS

adrian{

slap: yannick always;

/* Shorthand for:
slap-target: yannick;
slapping-mode: always;
*/

}

(hmmm... git doesn't seem to know the syntax of my made up properties)

or there's always good ole' php:
slap("Yannick"); ?>

@ChrisMBarr haha good one. Perhaps you should have made adrian into #adrian.

@JoshChris shouldn't you have created a PHP class called Person and then define a 'slap' method/function for that class? Then create an instance of the Person class and assign it to $adrian and call the slap method on that object? :P

Or a little python
while (True):
adrian.slap(yannick)