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*Matt puts on "Heisenberg's" hat from Breaking Bad.* | |
Jay (cont'd): So... nothing has changed? | |
*Breaking Bad music continues* | |
Matt: Nothing's changed. | |
*Matt stares into the camera intensely for the remainder of the episode.* | |
*Breaking Bad music continues* | |
Jay (In the background): Great! So we can start the day over! We got the new 4/20 now! Okay, so I actually got a lot of inspiration today because I kinda went on a walk all over the... | |
Jay (cont'd): Excuse me... | |
Jay pushes Matt aside while Matt continues to stare directly into the camera. | |
Jay (cont'd): Yeah, I went all over the city... And the I found myself in Kensington market. I must've gone for a little bit of a ride, and... | |
*Cut to Jay's POV, looking at Matt staring directly at another camera.* | |
Jay (cont'd): Can you hit the board, please? | |
*Matt looks from the camera to turn to the whiteboard. * | |
*Breaking Bad music continues* | |
Jay (cont'd): And I met a whole lot of people, including one... I guess it was like sort of a half-Asian-guy-pigmentation-on-his-skin, and I started telling him | |
*Tense cymbal patter from Breaking Bad music resolves. Matt looks directly from the whiteboard back to the camera. * | |
*Breaking Bad music continues* | |
Jay (cont'd): I don't think I'm gonna count from now on. Cause the more you count, the more it is that calculation. Infinity forevermore. | |
*Jay sighs* | |
Jay (cont'd): I guess I should be honest. That really wasn't my idea, it was his idea. Um... I had to get out of there. He was trying to fuck me. |
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