Alfonso Gómez-Arzola agarzola

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be ‘cured’ against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”

Mi nene paseó conmigo sin correa por 11 años. Yo sabía que era un riesgo que me tomaba, y la idea de que algún día me saliera el tiro por la culata de vez en cuando me atormentaba…

Pero, ¡cómo negarnos el placer de esa colaboración/negociación diaria! ¡Dos veces al dia!… Una colaboración bendecida por las diosas, sin duda alguna.

Qué honor poder caminar esos 11 años contigo, Monti. Qué bien caminábamos. ¡Qué mucho gozamos, bebesito!!!

Gracias por tanto amoL…

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am agarzola on github.
I am alfonso (https://keybase.io/alfonso) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is F7FD 7F5D 4381 CB39 0F26 54FE E052 A76E 977B 9D04

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	// Copy the code below, paste it into the browser console, and press enter. It
	// will return an array of elements rendered off the right side of the viewport.

	Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('*')).reduce((results, element) => {
	const rect = element.getBoundingClientRect();
	if ((rect.width + rect.left) > window.innerWidth) results.push(element);
	return results;
	}, []);

	# ZSH Git Prompt Plugin from:
	# http://github.com/olivierverdier/zsh-git-prompt

	__GIT_PROMPT_DIR="${0:A:h}"

	## Hook function definitions
	function chpwd_update_git_vars() {
	update_current_git_vars
	}

	function lastpass () {
	if [ "$1" ]; then
	if [ "$2" ]; then
	if [ "$1" = "all" ] \|\| [ "$1" = "password" ] \|\| [ "$1" = "username" ] \|\| [ "$1" = "url" ] \|\| [ "$1" = "notes" ]; then
	requested_part="$1"
	else
	requested_part="field=$1"
	fi
	requested_account="$2"
	else

	*
	yields: 4 BOWLS OF SOUP + EXTRA PORK serving size:

	*
	* preparation time: 25 MINUTES
	*
	* cook time: 7 HOURS
	*
	* total time: 7 HOURS 25 MINUTES

	#!/bin/zsh
	function stock {
	if [[ $* == --clean ]]
	then
	clean=true
	else
	clean=false
	fi

	html=$(curl -s https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=$1);

	# Path to your oh-my-zsh installation.
	export ZSH=/Users/agarzola/.oh-my-zsh

	# Set name of the theme to load.
	# Look in ~/.oh-my-zsh/themes/
	# Optionally, if you set this to "random", it'll load a random theme each
	# time that oh-my-zsh is loaded.
	ZSH_THEME="agnoster"

	# Uncomment the following line to use case-sensitive completion.

	// Usage : less2stylusDir('../src/css/');

	var fs = require('fs');

	// this less 2 stylus conversion script make a stylus easy to read syntax
	// - let the braces
	// - replace the @ for var as $
	// - let semicolons

	function less2stylus(less)