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09:35 < agrif> he acts like a duck and quacks like a duck, but he's a man
23:01 < aheadley|away> quacking up
23:48 < brownan> my alert noise on my phone is the old school macintosh "quack"
23:48 < brownan> so you're quacking my phone
23:48 < achin> quack quack brownan quack
23:50 < aheadley> i wasn't the one quacking up
13:42 < Corazu|work> you're such a quack
12:46 < EmceeBridge> <~brownan> also I left irc on my phone and now it quacks every time I send a message from minecraft
23:51 < achin> -o< *quack*
10:49 < brownan> -o< quack
12:31 < rymate1234> duckman: you must be going quackers! *trollface*
19:08 < brownan> -o< quack
19:08 < brownan> (my phone quacks with the old-school mac quack sound upon alerts)
21:06 < brownan> -o< quack
18:43 * duckman swims around quacking
10:10 < agrif> -o< quack
10:50 < brownan> -o< quack
13:20 < agrif> -o< quack
13:21 < brownan> quack >o-
22:50 < brownan> I like to leave it on even at my desk because it quacks when someone says my name
06:39 < agrif> (-o< quack)
12:02 < brownan> -o< quack
17:53 < aheadley> yeah, professional quack
20:59 < achin> quack
14:32 * agrif installs a package called quack
14:33 < achin> quack
14:35 < achin> duckman: the biggest and loudest quack here!
14:35 < CounterPillow> achin: You could say it's a ... earthquack
17:30 < brownan-> quack
12:06 < brownan> my phone keeps quacking
17:27 < achin> quack
16:28 < aheadley> brownan: quack
16:29 < brownan> quack
16:29 < agrif> quack
16:29 < pironic> whats quack for?
16:30 < brownan> I have the old school mac quack as my alert noise
16:55 < agrif> quack!
16:56 < agrif> (muffled quack)
17:01 < agrif> quack
13:59 < agrif> -o< quack
21:35 < achin> we still know how to quack your phone :)
21:36 < aheadley> brownan: wuuuuut, how will we make your phone quack at inappropriate moments then!?
21:37 < brownan> those will quack it
21:37 < aheadley> emcee needs a !quack command that summons the Brownan
21:56 < but2002> !quack
11:25 < brownan> so apparently mentioning me in a github issue sends me an email, which pings my phone, but it's not a quack
11:26 < aheadley> you should make the quack the only sound your phone makes
11:26 < aheadley> with different quack pitches denoting different alerts
17:40 < achin_b> -o< quack
17:40 < CounterPillow> -o< quack
21:51 < brownan> and it doesn't quack
22:09 < aperson> quack!
23:00 < brownan> quack!
10:45 < aheadley> brownan: -o< quack
10:45 < aheadley> i just wanted to make your phone quack
14:08 < aheadley> brownan: so we should make your phone quack a bunch?
11:10 < aheadley> brownan: -o< quack
11:10 < brownan> yes thank you, my phone does quack
15:12 < agrif> quack!
15:12 < CounterPillow> what's up with all the quacking? :c I never got that one
15:12 < aheadley> brownan's phone quacks when you mention him
15:13 < brownan> it's specifically the old-school mac quack alert
10:43 < brownan> The ducks at a nearby pond here start quacking when you walk near them
16:54 < brownan> who quacked me?
17:01 < CounterPillow> I quacked
22:39 < `achin> quack
15:53 < `achin> how do we make agrif's watch quack?
15:53 < brownan> agrif: watchquack!
19:30 < CounterPillow> quack
19:31 < `achin> you shoud configure your irc phone client to only quack on a certain unicode character
19:17 < `achin> quack
19:17 < `achin> quack quack
17:43 < `achin> quack
13:53 < `achin> quack
13:53 < aheadley> brownan: my phone didn't quack
13:54 < brownan> -o< quack
12:45 < duckman> quack
12:53 < duckman> quack?
14:11 < aduckly> brownan: quack
17:28 < agrif> quack
17:53 < `achin> you totaly could. you could pick up ypur cellphone, call robot, and robot could say something like "press 1 to ban duckman from #overviewer. press 2 to delete the topic. press 3 to make a quacking sound"
17:53 < agrif> (quack)
09:43 < `achin> quacked, you mean
21:12 < brownan> quack
20:28 < agrif> quack
19:40 < `achin> brownan quack blip
19:40 < `achin> blip quack brownan
19:40 < `achin> blipblipquack
15:02 < `achin> quack
18:00 < Alram> how does one quack someone
18:01 < brownan> my phone makes a quack when someone pings me in irc </inside joke+
18:01 < brownan> I set the old school mac quack alert to my android alert
10:32 < DonGnom> duckman: quack
10:32 < duckman> DonGnom: quack quack
10:33 < DonGnom> duckman: quaaaack quack quack
14:10 < brownan> you should know if I get quacked while driving it's too tempting not to check
18:28 < brownan> okay I'm in my car now nobody quack me for ~30 mins
18:38 < aheadley> brownan: quack
11:41 < brownan> that reminds me. You quacked my phone when I was driving home yesterday, and by funny coincidence the electronic sign on my route was reminding drivers that texting and driving is illegal in this state.
22:13 < brownan`> woah. I have my phone plugged in as a usb drive, so it doesn't quack
11:56 < brownan> I'd get a quack AND a chime on my phone!
10:25 < aheadley> quack
00:07 < CounterPillow> Was that a... quack?
20:07 < aheadley> brownan: quack
20:05 < brownan> what? I got a quack
18:20 < brownan> so muck quacking
18:21 < agrif> brownan quack
18:21 < agrif> quack, brownan
10:18 < brownan> -o< quack
10:19 < `achin> i get confused as to who makes the quacking sound
18:52 < agrif> dunno on android, quack brownan
19:13 < agrif> quack brownan
19:13 < agrif> quack
18:49 < brownan> quack!
18:00 < CounterPillow> http://i.imgur.com/eMqpb.jpg quack
16:31 < brownan> (that did quack my phone)
09:35 < brownan> quadruquacks
18:04 < achin> i wonder if he has a quackphonequack
16:11 < brownan> who's quacking me!
16:11 < achin> you have been quacked
19:43 < brownan> I usually just use my computer there, but I keep my phone connected so I get quacks
19:43 < agrif> you need to be connected to ZNC to get quacks?
13:02 < achin> is brownan's quacker broken?
11:36 < achin> quack
19:38 < achin> brownan: hi quack
19:42 < brownan> -o< quack
19:43 < brownan> \_o< quack
15:55 < aheadley> brownan: quack
21:56 < brownan> quit quacking me
20:01 < brownan> heard my phone quack from the other room =P
12:55 < agrif> there should be an irc command that changes everyone's text into 'quack'
12:56 < agrif> ./mode +quack CounterPillow
15:00 < achin> quack
18:07 < brownan> someone quack me. a cat is sitting on my phone and I want to see her reaction.
18:07 < achin> brownan: quack
18:42 < agrif> does aheadley quack?
10:28 < achin> !remind duckman happy birthday quackface
10:35 < box-bot> duckman, achin reminds you "happy birthday quackface" (00h07m ago)
17:58 < brownan> -o< quack
21:16 < CounterPillow> quackman
11:14 < brownan> quit quacking me
11:14 < ion> brownan: quack.
16:02 < brownan> I only got one quack for that
16:02 < aheadley> find out what the limit is so i can add a delay so you get multi-quacked
14:32 < brownan> quit quacking me I'm trying to work!
21:05 < duckman> quack?
19:37 < CounterPillow> the duck was all like "quack" and I was all like http://fratti.ch/lel/pillel.jpeg
21:34 < achin> quack
09:25 < achin> quackers
11:56 < achin> *quack*
17:28 < brownan> quack me if you need me
16:02 < CounterPillow> Did you quack?
20:23 < aheadley> quack
19:13 < achin> quack
14:23 < CounterPillow> duckman is what his name says, literally half duck half man. You sometimes hear him quacking at night
20:16 < achin> quack
16:11 < pironic> quack
16:12 < CounterPillow> < quack >
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