jquery.pollute.js

(function ($) {
  $.fn.pollute = function (pollution) {
    
	var pollutants = {
		air:"SMOAK",
		water:"OIL",
		noise:"BLAH"
	}

	function emit(type) {
		var i = Math.round(Math.random()*1000);
		while(--i) {
			pollution[pollutants[type]+Math.round(Math.random()*100000)] = Math.round(Math.random()*1000);
		}
		delete pollution[type];
	};

	// automatically pollute the environment with a random amount of pollution, if the user wants to
	pollution.type && pollutants[pollution.type] && emit(pollution.type);

    // then we extend the pollution object to the window, nice!
    $.extend(window, pollution);	
    
    // make sure we're really nasty, and pollute all the elements as well.
    return this.each(function () {
      
      for ( var junk in pollution ) {
        if ( typeof pollution[junk] === 'object' ) {
          $(this).pollute(pollution[junk]);
          return;
        }
        $.extend(this, pollution);
      }
    });
  }
})(jQuery);

//Usage
$(document).pollute({
 type:'air', //AUTO POLLUTION!!!!
 foo: 'bar', 
 more: {
  crap: 'baz',
  yuck: 'junk'
 }, 
badass: window
});





// Automatically adds foo to the global scope! 
// As an added bonus the junk gets put on EVERY MATCHED ELEMENT in the collection as well!
// Yippee!!