Deadlock detected,
The system is infected.
Zombie processes
Haunt orphaned guests.
Abort transactions,
While we break the loop.
Don’t crash the node,
It’s a dependency soup.
Git blame with my hands,
Every curse in master branch.
Free the slave replica, break the spell!
Exit the client with a silent bell.
This is a joke to make fun of the negativeness of the tech jargon.